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Author Topic: Valentines Rhymes Courtesy of SAAFE  (Read 2737 times)

Offline Nagilum

Isn't it a compliment and somewhat satisfying that these hookers hate us so much. That justifies the money we pay, Id find it more galling if they actually enjoyed it and yet still took my money! Id be thinking I should be being paid not other way round.

We are paying to be pleasured, we are not paying to pleasure them, who gives a fuck what they think.

While my pleasure is paramount, it give me satisfaction to get them off too. I know I'm totally in the minority with that.  The fake ones annoy me.

Offline webpunter

Roses are red,
Violets are ace,
I'll fuck up your make up,
When I cum on your face.
Roses are red
But violets show flair
I'll fuck up your look
When i come on your hair

[did this once with an un-expected flying cum shot that surprised me.  And her.  Not that easy to comb out  :sarcastic:]

Offline Sonny Crockett

For those fluffy fuckers seeing WG's today  :rose:

Here's a stark reminder of what they really think of us, courtesy of the vipers at SAFFE

Jessica201:

roses are red
violets are blue
give me your money
and i'll pretend to like you


Iluvcats:

Roses are red
The leaves are green
All you fuckwits to us
Are an ATM machine

Poppy_xx:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I see a walking cashpoint
When I look at you
I'm sorry, but this really cant be a surprise
Can't you see the pound signs flash up in my eyes?


The original thread is here:  http://www.saafe.info/main/index.php?topic=31626.0

What a bunch of money grabbing, mean, nasty, vicious, dusty phone, viper cunter, munters  :sarcastic:

The true colours of The Pro$$ie!!!
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Offline Marmalade

What's so offensive? You pay her to pretend to like you ffs!

I have to say, the overall standard of limericks is better on their site than here. If only they put do much into their work...  :rolleyes:

Offline webpunter

I have to say, the overall standard of limericks is better on their site than here. If only they put do much into their work...  :rolleyes:
+1 but are you suggesting that the paddies are better on SAAFE than UKP ?  :lol:

Offline Marmalade

+1 but are you suggesting that the paddies are better on SAAFE than UKP ?  :lol:
What are paddies?

jcdmj12



What's so offensive? You pay her to pretend to like you ffs!

+1

I must say I was beginning to dispair with this thread until this comment. If you think the whore/punter relationship is anything other than a gash for cash financial transaction then you're at risk of developing soft downy fur.

Those limericks demonstrate the opposite of fluffiness, and those who are put out are leaning towards the notion that it should be more than a financial transaction. It isn't, so have a word with yourself, get over it and be thankful these WG are delivering a useful reminder.

The only real thing to get angry about is when gash (as a metaphor for whaever you're paying for) for cash is not delivered. That's a key role of UKP, to expose poor services, bad VFM, and downright dishonest or high risk providers; but not to challenge the fundamental financial model of this game. Otherwise play on Tinder.




Offline Diehard

+1

I must say I was beginning to dispair with this thread until this comment. If you think the whore/punter relationship is anything other than a gash for cash financial transaction then you're at risk of developing soft downy fur.

Those limericks demonstrate the opposite of fluffiness, and those who are put out are leaning towards the notion that it should be more than a financial transaction. It isn't, so have a word with yourself, get over it and be thankful these WG are delivering a useful reminder.

The only real thing to get angry about is when gash (as a metaphor for whaever you're paying for) for cash is not delivered. That's a key role of UKP, to expose poor services, bad VFM, and downright dishonest or high risk providers; but not to challenge the fundamental financial model of this game. Otherwise play on Tinder.

I use tinder same way as I do aw. Same precautions must be taken.


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we've done it all our lives
we will continue to do so
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