I do not know if this is just me at the moment or what. But reading some comments people make on certain topics is literally baffling me and making me lose faith in commonsense and almost the will to live here.
Just their brains on hold from all the cock (or cock and hand) exercise...
A prostitute on £100 plus per hour will not batter an eye lid at a £10 tip from a punter. And imagine the conversation. You have paid at the start of the booking and then you say at the end. "you know that was great, here, have this extra tenner as a tip as it was so good".
I know, it's fucking ridiculous. And prossies in real life mostly think so too. I used to drive for someone who prossied for a few months. She had to carry the bottles of wine home from her work flat which was a hassle. They were lined up along one wall as she never drank them. She didn't eat chocolate, gave them away. Would show me her prossie face for a laugh "eeew how lovely thank you (kisskiss cheek)". I imagine you or I might do the same to a sweet old unnamed lady popping in to one's office or place of work and saying how she's saved an unfranked stamp that was loose on an envelope and steamed it off to help us out.
She would be completely and utterly insulted at both the offer of a paltry £10. And plus doing it at the end like this. It would come off as an insult as opposed to a compliment.
Absolutely correct, although many will say it is 'nice' or 'gentlemanly' or some other shite that either they want us to believe or have come to believe as a result of their own shite.
How to earn £100 an hour: 1) Become a doctor, 2) Become a CEO of a large company (500 employees or more), 3) Manage other people’s money (stock broker, portfolio manager, etc.) or become a prostitute. (fluffies will whine that those hard done to amazingly generous beautiful adorable blah
blah prossies don't get £100 an hour solid for every hour of a '40' hour week (not that any of them would dream of doing a 40 hr week), but guess what, neither do doctors etc.
I think I once gave an NHS doctor a bottle of whisky as I felt he had gone out of his way for me and done a god job on a measly NHS salary. I doubt if he was that impressed but thanked me for the thought. A consultant doctor with nineteen fucking years experience
e actually earns about HALF of the prossie's hourly rate, but it's still a fucking LOT. A decent bottle of whisky that I'd buy for myself or as a gift costs maybe £35. On a doctor's salary, I'd probably spend more than that just on a bottle of wine...
The only amount someone on £100 plus per hour would not feel insulted over receiving like this is something like another £40 or £50 ontop as a tip. And to be honest you would serve much better actually just saying to her. "you know this has been great, can we extend this booking by another 30 mins. As opposed to just giving her £50 for nothing as a tip.
For the tippers. Just extend the booking. You get what you wanted by doing this.
I have to agree. What's more, it's actually a compliment that the punter wants to extend the booking.
The best way to be nice to a prossie is to see if she wants to be nice to the punter and return a little in kind (a little, since the punter is paying: it is her fucking job to be nice, provide an amazing time, best blow job in the world and all the other stuff in her lying AW advert.)
I am pleasant to anyone until they are unpleasant to me (which includes not doing a job properly that I am paying for). "Pleasant" can include being pleasant or interesting company, excelling at your job and receiving a big smile and a warm "thank you!", listening (which for a punter includes reading her profile before the booking), avoiding harm (eg punter shits in her shower cubicle or prossie scrapes her teeth on his cock), that kind of stuff. Substituting cash or gifts for being a human being is not only dumb but pretty patronising IMO. What makes a punter think that she is so fucking useless at going to Tescos and extracting cash from punters that she can't buy her own chocs/wine/flowers, moreover the ones hse actually likes and enjoys choosing? If she is so fucking useless that she has a dusty phone and the punter springs her a tenner to "help her out", wtf was he fucking her for anyway?? Of course, it doesn't "help her out" at all: just teaches her to be dependent, reinforcing her tendency to be a bloodsucking leech (and if she's not a leech, the punter is treating her like one).