In my private life, I am extremely shy & generally uncomfortable around ladies (not knowing what to say etc) 
This is despite having an early career in the Military services & all the bravado that goes along with it 
Since (accidentally) becoming single again, I have never been on a date & have no intention of doing so.
My daughter is constantly on to me about joining a dating site but, it's not going to happen.
I have talked to ladies who only seem interested in how much money I make once they learn of my profession.
For the foreseeable future, I will stick to punting.
Ha don't get me started on Internet dating, you turn up to find some wizened old woman not the attractive blonde in the picture, talk about bait and switch. Or you suggest meeting up and they see you as a cheap meal out.
What they say and what it really means.
If a woman said she ‘enjoys foreign food’ it means she goes down the local curry house on a Saturday night.
‘Enjoys travel’ means she once went to Butlin’s in Skegness.
‘Enjoys classical music’ means she’s seen The Sound Of Music
‘Animal lover’ means you’ll know every detail of her Welsh Cob horse or Golden Retriever by the end of the date — whether you want to or not.
‘Drinks socially’ means she’s drunk as a skunk most nights.
‘Sensitive’ means she’ll be in tears about her ex after a glass of wine.
Or you bring them home for the first time and you can see them imagining how it will look when they've redecorated and got new furniture in.
