Role reversal: If you were born female, would you become an escort

[myothernameis]

So if your mum, didn't have a boy, but she had a girl, and 18 years later this girl is all grown up; this girl is in fact you, so....

Knowing what we like and get up to, as a girl would you ever become an escort, knowing you could have upwards of 10 guys seeing you in a day

Personally knowing what some guys are like, and the way they treat some escorts, so if I did, I think I would limit it to who I see, I just wouldn't see anyone

I think also there the money side, I certainly like to spend my money and will work hard and long hours, and seeing what an escort can earn, even if its for a few hours per day, so possibly earning around £600 per week; this could be my main reason for working as an escort

[Roth]

I'm glad I was born a bloke.   My preference is to fuck good looking hot young
female prossies  not wrinkly and sweaty old geezers. 

[pewpewpew]

I'm glad I was born a bloke.   My preference is to fuck good looking hot young
female prossies  not wrinkly and sweaty old geezers. 

I agree with that, but would still fuck wrinkly and sweaty old geezers if the price was right

[Roth]

I agree with that, but would still fuck wrinkly and sweaty old geezers if the price was right

Ok. Might just make you an offer. 

[Nagilum]

Most definitely, then I would set up duo's with all the hot friends I knew, advertise myself as bi-sexual, have toys for BDSM, endear myself to the fluffies so they buy me gifts and dine me. Wait... that's my male brain talking!

[Roth]

Most definitely, then I would set up duo's with all the hot friends I knew, advertise myself as bi-sexual, have toys for BDSM, endear myself to the fluffies so they buy me gifts and dine me. Wait... that's my male brain talking!

 

[Anadin]

Depends. If I were really good looking and for some reason couldn't find a sugar daddy type then I think I'd consider it. Probably be in London, high price independent, and you'd have to book advance.

I definitely wouldn't if it meant working in parlours earning a relatively small amount of money.

[Vivago]

If I had been born with a brain instead of a sensory extension to my genitals, I would have been brighter than Einstein.

I guess that as a lifelong sex addict, if I'd been born with a twat, then there would have been only one career path for me to take.

[threechilliman]

Simple answer - yes.

Making the assumption that I have the same sex drive - once a day but most days, I'd probably combine it with a full-time job and just see a few clients per week.

tcm

[Sonny Crockett]

Absolutely!!

[eyeseebee]

Going round shagging fit girls is one thing, but not sure I could just fuck anyone for money. It takes a certain type of girl who is ok with getting used by multiple men a day and being treated by some as a cum dump. So probably not, but it's not something I've really ever given much thought to.

[Type_O_Negative]

Never!

[Ben4454]

Id be a stripper and a escort myself. Everything protected.

[thefoxman]

Should change that to be "reasonably attractive female" !

Would I become an escort ? - No, never - they don't choose their partners (imagine granny fucking!)
But I would probably be a slut / swinger

With my luck I'd be a fat minger !

[Trenlover]

definitely , with a bit of intelligence the amount of money you can make escorting is insane.

although the problem is what do you do when you stop? it will be difficult getting a normal job and is any self-respecting guy going to want a longterm relationship/kids with a prostitute?

[NIK]

Another impossible to answer question - the board seems to be full of them at present - what percentage of men are punters,etc.

For my own part I believe I probably wouldn't, but it would depend on many things, the most important being how desperate I was for cash!
I once said some time ago that I didn't believe I could give a full on Gfe, but would be able to provide the kneel on the bed keeping away from the client's body whilst providing hand relief - in other words non intimate - service that so many girls still provide.
In other words were I to be a prossy I'd probably be a bad un! 

[LL]

OP perhaps there's hidden meaning in your question that reveals to us something about you. I.e are you secretly harbouring a desire to be fucked up the arse for cash?

[willmo1]

No. That would make me gay.

I think. 

[DoberManic]

...... even if its for a few hours per day, so possibly earning around £600 per week; this could be my main reason for working as an escort

Ok maths time;

Assuming your average conveyor belt Pro$$ie sees 5 punters a day @ circa £100 per 1 hour punt, working a six day week,
taking Sundays off to suck on the sweaty minge of her lesbian lover, that's still circa £3K per week if she's fully booked on
most days, or upwards of £150K per year; about the same as a senior company director (and probably tax free)   

Jesus, and to think they say it's not all about the cash! 

So yes, if I were born a female with split personality disorder and lesbotic tendencies, I'd probably be on the game too 

[Roth]

Ok maths time;

Assuming your average conveyor belt Pro$$ie sees 5 punters a day @ circa £100 per 1 hour punt, working a six day week,
taking Sundays off to suck on the sweaty minge of her lesbian lover, that's still circa £3K per week if she's fully booked on
most days, or upwards of £150K per year; about the same as a senior company director (and probably tax free)   

Jesus, and to think they say it's not all about the cash! 

So yes, if I were born a female with split personality disorder and lesbotic tendencies, I'd probably be on the game too 

Do you have to be a lesbian to be a prossie? 

[DoberManic]

Do you have to be a lesbian to be a prossie? 

Probably not; but most of them advertise themselves as "Bi" these days 

I was just giving an example; as they say in the movies:

"All Pro$$ies appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental" 

[Roth]

Probably not; but most of them advertise themselves as "Bi" these days 

I was just giving an example; as they say in the movies:

"All Pro$$ies appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental" 

 

[eyeseebee]

Ok maths time;

Assuming your average conveyor belt Pro$$ie sees 5 punters a day @ circa £100 per 1 hour punt, working a six day week,
taking Sundays off to suck on the sweaty minge of her lesbian lover, that's still circa £3K per week if she's fully booked on
most days, or upwards of £150K per year; about the same as a senior company director (and probably tax free)   

Jesus, and to think they say it's not all about the cash! 

So yes, if I were born a female with split personality disorder and lesbotic tendencies, I'd probably be on the game too 

Do you really think prossies get 5 punters a day every day?
And do you really really think they work 6 days a week?

[Nagilum]

Another impossible to answer question - the board seems to be full of them at present - what percentage of men are punters,etc.

For my own part I believe I probably wouldn't, but it would depend on many things, the most important being how desperate I was for cash!
I once said some time ago that I didn't believe I could give a full on Gfe, but would be able to provide the kneel on the bed keeping away from the client's body whilst providing hand relief - in other words non intimate - service that so many girls still provide.
In other words were I to be a prossy I'd probably be a bad un! 

Nik - I would punt you 

[Denhamhoop]

If I was born female and had the different upbringing this would involve probably not.Same life experience and same sexual drive oh god Yes.I find virtually every woman attractive so would probably be the same with men probably keeping my private life pure lesbian for the intimacy alone

[NIK]

Nik - I would punt you 

I'm not sure how to take that! 

Regarding the debate above I agree that many punters over estimate how many punters a woman gets in an average week. Okay a good prossy can make an excellent living, and a £200 per hour girl can make a grand in little over five hours per week. However for every one of these there are thousands who don't. You have to remember that it's a crowded competitive market.

In my punting hey day when I frequented parlours on a regular basis, for every busy parlour there would be five where a number of girls were dossing around looking bored stiff waiting for punters. Similarly I have hardly ever had a problem booking an indie or agency girl at the time I wanted.

It's rather like footballers. For every headline £100, 000+ per week star there are hundreds on maybe £2,000 (still nice work of you can get it!) Similarly for every £5k per week escort there will be many more who probably won't clear £500.

[Horizontal pleasures]

crazy hypothetical question, no answer possible.

[pewpewpew]

£500 a week is still ok

[tantric talents]

Do you really think prossies get 5 punters a day every day?
And do you really really think they work 6 days a week?

Not all, but the pretty and clever ones certainly can and often do. Ok the ones with brains do also take time off to prevent burn out but still, a 5 hr working day doesn't sound too bad to me for £150k plus a year  - net!
However Nik's points still apply. The very worst girls can still take home 500 quid in their pockets for not a lot of work. No pension though 

[Flunt]

I had a similar conversation with a pro$$ie years ago. I pointed out the benefits of being born female with the prospect of some decent rental income from shagging all comers. Her polite reply was that I could charge twice as much as she could.

For those inclined you don't have to be female!

[od13218]

Simple answer - yes.

Making the assumption that I have the same sex drive - once a day but most days, I'd probably combine it with a full-time job and just see a few clients per week.

tcm

I love this question! Yes, assuming the same sex drive, I would pretty much want to fuck the whole time, but I think I'd prefer to be in porn than escorting; I'd want to take on some utterly filthy BDSM stuff as both Dom and sub, and maybe take a few clients a week to fuck in my dungeon (on my terms...!) in my spare time.
Doug

[Roth]

I'm not sure how to take that! 

Regarding the debate above I agree that many punters over estimate how many punters a woman gets in an average week. Okay a good prossy can make an excellent living, and a £200 per hour girl can make a grand in little over five hours per week. However for every one of these there are thousands who don't. You have to remember that it's a crowded competitive market.

In my punting hey day when I frequented parlours on a regular basis, for every busy parlour there would be five where a number of girls were dossing around looking bored stiff waiting for punters. Similarly I have hardly ever had a problem booking an indie or agency girl at the time I wanted

It's rather like footballers. For every headline £100, 000+ per week star there are hundreds on maybe £2,000 (still nice work of you can get it!) Similarly for every £5k per week escort there will be many more who probably won't clear £500.

Very true. 

[Jimmyredcab]

It's rather like footballers. For every headline £100, 000+ per week star there are hundreds on maybe £2,000 (still nice work of you can get it!) Similarly for every £5k per week escort there will be many more who probably won't clear £500.

You are right ---------------- but a pretty young girl who works 5 days a week should easily clear £1500.

Even fat old dogs get clients, in fact one of our members prefers that type of woman, it's a funny old world. 

[Type_O_Negative]

You are right ---------------- but a pretty young girl who works 5 days a week should easily clear £1500.

Even fat old dogs get clients, in fact one of our members prefers that type of woman, it's a funny old world. 

 

[Tony_Red]

Last 3 girls I visited (reviews to follow) all had brand new iPhones and 2 had almost paid off their mortgage. Both just under 30. Very clever girls working for themselves.

I couldnt do it cos I wouldn't be able to cope with all the secrecy.

[mh]

I don't think that it is in question that young women today are on the whole far more sexually active and confident than when I was a teenager.

So it's hard to answer this question for three reasons. One, I was obviously raised as a boy so can't be sure how I'd feel as a young woman. Two, I was raised in a different era than the one I am punting in now. Even if I thought now that as a woman I'd be happy being an escort, at the time I'd have been marketable it was a profession/choice treated even less favourably in society than now and even civvies rarely banged multiple partners on a weekly basis. Three, At the time I'd have been marketable it would have been cards in phone boxes and sod that for a game of soldiers.

But right now, in this day and age, if I were a young woman in need of easy cash I reckon I'd be fairly relaxed about putting out for money rather than for free and the technology (AW, SA) makes it piss easy to find customers. Only the repulsive punters and dangerous punters would stop me. So no, I wouldn't do it!!!!

[Diehard]

So if your mum, didn't have a boy, but she had a girl, and 18 years later this girl is all grown up; this girl is in fact you, so....

Knowing what we like and get up to, as a girl would you ever become an escort, knowing you could have upwards of 10 guys seeing you in a day

Personally knowing what some guys are like, and the way they treat some escorts, so if I did, I think I would limit it to who I see, I just wouldn't see anyone

I think also there the money side, I certainly like to spend my money and will work hard and long hours, and seeing what an escort can earn, even if its for a few hours per day, so possibly earning around £600 per week; this could be my main reason for working as an escort

Assuming if I were born a girl Id have same personality traits as I have now, there is no way Id become an escort, Id have too much self respect and would never put myself in the desperate situation where I had to sell my body to earn a few quid.

If I were a girl though I would still punt, as I would still be seeing hookers for lesbian sex so really other than being a moody bitch and unable to work my way around a diary or read a map I don't think my life would be a great deal different.

[Diehard]

I don't think that it is in question that young women today are on the whole far more sexually active and confident than when I was a teenager.

So it's hard to answer this question for three reasons. One, I was obviously raised as a boy so can't be sure how I'd feel as a young woman. Two, I was raised in a different era than the one I am punting in now. Even if I thought now that as a woman I'd be happy being an escort, at the time I'd have been marketable it was a profession/choice treated even less favourably in society than now and even civvies rarely banged multiple partners on a weekly basis. Three, At the time I'd have been marketable it would have been cards in phone boxes and sod that for a game of soldiers.

But right now, in this day and age, if I were a young woman in need of easy cash I reckon I'd be fairly relaxed about putting out for money rather than for free and the technology (AW, SA) makes it piss easy to find customers. Only the repulsive punters and dangerous punters would stop me. So no, I wouldn't do it!!!!

Really?! I'm not sure I agree with that, I have found almost every time the over 30s are far more sexually confident than the younger girls and 18 and 19 year olds nowadays seem utterly bereft of confidence, nowhere near as confident as they were in the 90s. I think all these various apps and social media has had a detrimental affect on young women. Basic communication skills seem hard for them, let alone sexual confidence.

[Diehard]

Last 3 girls I visited (reviews to follow) all had brand new iPhones and 2 had almost paid off their mortgage. Both just under 30. Very clever girls working for themselves.

I couldnt do it cos I wouldn't be able to cope with all the secrecy.

They told you that did they or did they produce evidence?

You see I assume that every word that comes out of a hookers mouth is bull shit so I would take with a large dose of salt anything they tell you.

[7x5]

I don't know let me think about it for a moment. 

Would I want to put up with:
- Abusive clients
- Bare backers / Condom fiddlers
- Fingernails
- Dick cheese
- Shit stains
- Bad breath
- Stale sweat
- Having to do all the action like some kind of sex athlete, or worse, robot

All for the sake of paying my bills and buying a few nice things? Fuck that.

I'm sure many punters are clean and well behaved and do their fair share of the work, at least during the punt, but it only takes one bad egg to ruin it. I'm lucky in that I was born above average so if I were gender swapped I'd still have somewhere else to go, but some women may not, or have alternatives that won't pay anywhere as good, or come from a different economy entirely so for them the situation will always be different.

[bigjohn1987]

Do you really think prossies get 5 punters a day every day?
And do you really really think they work 6 days a week?

i thought  this was pretty much standard ? especially if they have regs as well...

[anyfucker]

i thought  this was pretty much standard ? especially if they have regs as well...

i think it very much differs from person to person.
Some WGS are capable of seeing guys virtually non-stop back to back for 12+ hours a day others would like to be able to see more but struggle to cope with more than 4/5 a day and some are content to see a couple of guys a day.