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Author Topic: Role reversal: If you were born female, would you become an escort  (Read 1165 times)

So if your mum, didn't have a boy, but she had a girl, and 18 years later this girl is all grown up; this girl is in fact you, so....

Knowing what we like and get up to, as a girl would you ever become an escort, knowing you could have upwards of 10 guys seeing you in a day

Personally knowing what some guys are like, and the way they treat some escorts, so if I did, I think I would limit it to who I see, I just wouldn't see anyone

I think also there the money side, I certainly like to spend my money and will work hard and long hours, and seeing what an escort can earn, even if its for a few hours per day, so possibly earning around £600 per week; this could be my main reason for working as an escort

Offline Roth

I'm glad I was born a bloke. :)  My preference is to fuck good looking hot young
female prossies  :yahoo: :yahoo: not wrinkly and sweaty old geezers.  :vomit:

I'm glad I was born a bloke. :)  My preference is to fuck good looking hot young
female prossies  :yahoo: :yahoo: not wrinkly and sweaty old geezers.  :vomit:
I agree with that, but would still fuck wrinkly and sweaty old geezers if the price was right

Offline Roth

I agree with that, but would still fuck wrinkly and sweaty old geezers if the price was right

Ok. Might just make you an offer.  :lol: :wacko: :lol:

Offline Nagilum

Most definitely, then I would set up duo's with all the hot friends I knew, advertise myself as bi-sexual, have toys for BDSM, endear myself to the fluffies so they buy me gifts and dine me. Wait... that's my male brain talking!

Offline Roth

Most definitely, then I would set up duo's with all the hot friends I knew, advertise myself as bi-sexual, have toys for BDSM, endear myself to the fluffies so they buy me gifts and dine me. Wait... that's my male brain talking!

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline Anadin

Depends. If I were really good looking and for some reason couldn't find a sugar daddy type then I think I'd consider it. Probably be in London, high price independent, and you'd have to book advance.

I definitely wouldn't if it meant working in parlours earning a relatively small amount of money.

Offline Vivago

If I had been born with a brain instead of a sensory extension to my genitals, I would have been brighter than Einstein. :rolleyes:

I guess that as a lifelong sex addict, if I'd been born with a twat, then there would have been only one career path for me to take.

Simple answer - yes.

Making the assumption that I have the same sex drive - once a day but most days, I'd probably combine it with a full-time job and just see a few clients per week.

tcm

Offline Sonny Crockett

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Offline eyeseebee

Going round shagging fit girls is one thing, but not sure I could just fuck anyone for money. It takes a certain type of girl who is ok with getting used by multiple men a day and being treated by some as a cum dump. So probably not, but it's not something I've really ever given much thought to.


Offline Ben4454

Id be a stripper and a escort myself. Everything protected.
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Offline thefoxman

Should change that to be "reasonably attractive female" !

Would I become an escort ? - No, never - they don't choose their partners (imagine granny fucking!)
But I would probably be a slut / swinger :)

With my luck I'd be a fat minger !





Offline Trenlover

definitely , with a bit of intelligence the amount of money you can make escorting is insane.

although the problem is what do you do when you stop? it will be difficult getting a normal job and is any self-respecting guy going to want a longterm relationship/kids with a prostitute?


Online NIK

Another impossible to answer question - the board seems to be full of them at present - what percentage of men are punters,etc.

For my own part I believe I probably wouldn't, but it would depend on many things, the most important being how desperate I was for cash!
I once said some time ago that I didn't believe I could give a full on Gfe, but would be able to provide the kneel on the bed keeping away from the client's body whilst providing hand relief - in other words non intimate - service that so many girls still provide.
In other words were I to be a prossy I'd probably be a bad un!  :blush:

Offline LL

OP perhaps there's hidden meaning in your question that reveals to us something about you. I.e are you secretly harbouring a desire to be fucked up the arse for cash? :D

Offline willmo1

No. That would make me gay.

I think.  :D
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...... even if its for a few hours per day, so possibly earning around £600 per week; this could be my main reason for working as an escort

Ok maths time;

Assuming your average conveyor belt Pro$$ie sees 5 punters a day @ circa £100 per 1 hour punt, working a six day week,
taking Sundays off to suck on the sweaty minge of her lesbian lover, that's still circa £3K per week if she's fully booked on
most days, or upwards of £150K per year; about the same as a senior company director (and probably tax free)   :rolleyes:

Jesus, and to think they say it's not all about the cash!  :sarcastic:

So yes, if I were born a female with split personality disorder and lesbotic tendencies, I'd probably be on the game too  :sarcastic:

Offline Roth

Ok maths time;

Assuming your average conveyor belt Pro$$ie sees 5 punters a day @ circa £100 per 1 hour punt, working a six day week,
taking Sundays off to suck on the sweaty minge of her lesbian lover, that's still circa £3K per week if she's fully booked on
most days, or upwards of £150K per year; about the same as a senior company director (and probably tax free)   :rolleyes:

Jesus, and to think they say it's not all about the cash!  :sarcastic:

So yes, if I were born a female with split personality disorder and lesbotic tendencies, I'd probably be on the game too  :sarcastic:

Do you have to be a lesbian to be a prossie?  :unknown: :unknown:

Do you have to be a lesbian to be a prossie?  :unknown: :unknown:

Probably not; but most of them advertise themselves as "Bi" these days  :D

I was just giving an example; as they say in the movies:

"All Pro$$ies appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental"  :sarcastic:

Offline Roth

Probably not; but most of them advertise themselves as "Bi" these days  :D

I was just giving an example; as they say in the movies:

"All Pro$$ies appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental"  :sarcastic:

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline eyeseebee

Ok maths time;

Assuming your average conveyor belt Pro$$ie sees 5 punters a day @ circa £100 per 1 hour punt, working a six day week,
taking Sundays off to suck on the sweaty minge of her lesbian lover, that's still circa £3K per week if she's fully booked on
most days, or upwards of £150K per year; about the same as a senior company director (and probably tax free)   :rolleyes:

Jesus, and to think they say it's not all about the cash!  :sarcastic:

So yes, if I were born a female with split personality disorder and lesbotic tendencies, I'd probably be on the game too  :sarcastic:

Do you really think prossies get 5 punters a day every day?
And do you really really think they work 6 days a week?

Offline Nagilum

Another impossible to answer question - the board seems to be full of them at present - what percentage of men are punters,etc.

For my own part I believe I probably wouldn't, but it would depend on many things, the most important being how desperate I was for cash!
I once said some time ago that I didn't believe I could give a full on Gfe, but would be able to provide the kneel on the bed keeping away from the client's body whilst providing hand relief - in other words non intimate - service that so many girls still provide.
In other words were I to be a prossy I'd probably be a bad un!  :blush:

Nik - I would punt you  :cool:

If I was born female and had the different upbringing this would involve probably not.Same life experience and same sexual drive oh god Yes.I find virtually every woman attractive so would probably be the same with men probably keeping my private life pure lesbian for the intimacy alone


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