I have probably made a lot of spelling mistakes and a lot may not make sense bit hey there is going to people who will probably take the piss anyway, so if you please be gentle as I said I am new.
A positive Glasgow Gabriella review!?
You wouldn't have received a warmer welcome if you'd personally visited the lads, tidied their gardens, cleaned their cludgey's, and gifted them a John Lewis hamper, and a case of beer mate
Lads are enjoying your company, maybe youz will share some Glasgow hoor gossip pms, have a bit banter
Don't be perturbed that couple of the chaps greeted you on horseback - there on instant response strikeforce shift, they like to maintain 24/7 365 coverage.
...now if you'd posted anything less than a positive review
Let's not dwell. Bloodbath. Anal carnage