Safe to say I think that's it for me!
Very negative experience which took place this evening so this might become a bit of a rant. If you don't want to read it all, and why would you, just know that you shouldn't waste your money.
Made the mistake of booking time with this individual -
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External Link/Members Only £100 for an hour for the standard services. Does charge extra for other services, but we didn't get that far.
And then quickly checked the numbers, not sure why I didn't before hand. So only have myself to blame. Reviews weren't great, but not terrible. Didn't have time at work to find a better option. And when we spoke on the phone and via text everything was v.positive, great English, friendly etc. Should've heeded my own reservations.
Confirmed everything by phone, wanted mutual massage, owo and generally a chilled fun hour. Vanilla for most but I'm quite clear on my wants.
Positives: nice flat, discreet although clearly about 3 others in there lurking around / talking. Doesn't bother me too much, but can make people uneasy.
Wore what I asked, sort of, gym leggings and top.
Neutral: looked as expected, but very deflated breasts, stretch marks, possibly had a kid....?
Negatives: I could list a fair few, so will keep them brief.
Attitude - miserable, fairly robotic, bordering on rude most of the time. Barely smiled the whole time. In my defence I'm a pretty polite and friendly guy, so couldn't have pissed her off after 30 seconds.
Service - despite like list, doesn't do Owo, and I'm spick and span down there, showered at hers before etc. All you get is pointless back rub and the chance to plough away. I can imagine it would be delivered with apathy. Wouldn't allow fingering or much touching. Massage was a waste of both our time as she vaguely rubbed my back for 5mins.
During the limited time I was allowed to have a fondled she quickly tells me she won't be cuming today as she isn't in the right mood, so I'm wasting my time. Not that I was hugely bothered at reaching that goal, but still!
With the mood suitably killed, got her to quickly give me some HR. Afterwards she passed me some wet wipes to clean myself up with and off she went quickly to the bathroom.
I was showered and out in 45mins, my choice for the most part, after having paid for the hour.
Realise many out there have sadly had horrible experiences, way worse than mine, but this one just made me fully realise I'm wasting my cash!
Better of luck to the rest of you!
Topic: Polish Martha - London - clerkenwell - avoid (Read 3826 times)