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Offline AnthG

This stuff is freaky!

I bought two tubes of this back around Christmas as Amazon had a sale on them. After seeing recommendations on both here and also auto-censored that girls prefer the completely bald men. (Mine looks like the Bob Marley look normally)

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Creme/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1349277728&sr=8-1

It came and around January I tried using it and as I was paranoid I put a thin layer over my nether regions and waited the four minutes and tried to use the spatula and not one single hair came off so thought what a complete waste of money.

I have a punt planned for tomorrow and wanted to look my best for her. I hate shaving as it always leaves things rough so I bought some of the Morrisons own wax strips to clear the region.

Today I thought I paid for the stuff I am going to have one more go with it. So just pasted a load of it on all around the region and waited the max 6 mins as opposed to the stated on the bottle 4.

Jesus Christ this stuff is like battery acid it has shredded every single hair and left it soother than I have felt in my life.. Some of it accidentally went onto the lower part of my stomach and on inner part of my legs and its ripped all the hair off there too (not an attractive sight - looks like I have had radiotherapy or something).

This stuff is definitely worth buying over shavers or wax strips (which I have not tried).

Just be careful not to allow it to touch anywhere that you don't want to become bald there with.

Tony Montana

Did you actually read any of the amazon reviews before putting it on your gentleman's area?

Here's one:

VEET FOR MEN

Previously I had used the old-school method of a cutthroat razor, but as you can imagine, this was a tricky and delicate operation, and to make matters worse, it was difficult to get into a comfortable position in the chair at my local Barbers. Anyway, I am quite hairy down there and my snippet valve looks like Brian May's plughole so eventually the Barber said he could no longer per
form the task for me. He also said that looking up my whizzer every Saturday at 11:30 put him off his lunch, as he usually has toad-in-the-hole followed by chocolate-coated donuts as a Saturday treat.

He did not want to leave me in the lurch and said that he had read some excellent reviews on Amazon about Veet for Men and suggested I give it try.

Like many other reviewers, I made the mistake of not reading the bumph properly; I used the whole tube and completely coated my cock eggs, barse and nipsy with the stuff. Anyway, I lost track of time, and it was the foul stench of dissolving clinkers and melting hair that brought me to my senses. As I looked at my watch through the putrid fog that had formed around me, I could see that it had been applied for exactly 5 minutes 59 seconds. This presented me with a problem, as when the searing pain began, I was outside my flat, sat in the communal gardens, in a deck chair precisely 100 metres and 3 flights of stairs away from my bathroom. It was as if I had lowered my under-carriage through a volcano and into Hades, whereupon Beelzebub, annoyed by the uninvited intrusion, jabbed me in the rectum with his fork. xx

Offline Dani

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@Anth.   If after using you notice it is red and feeling hot or burning pour milk over it or brush natural yoghurt on with a pastry brush as either will cool it down and take the redness away.
Veet is awful stuff. If you use the recommended time it does not work but leaving it on longer works but burns.

To get a nice smooth feeling down there with shaving try using a gillette venus ladies razor with just water not shaving foam and it will be nice and smooth with no rough stubble left. Also for a few days after shaving use a bit of baby oil to ensure the hairs grow through soft and not prickly

Offline Sarahs Back

oh that did make me laugh......
im glad its not just us that have to worry about things like that

be careful though, a guy I know went into the bathroom and put moose in his hair.... (on his head) then went out...... YEP he also looked like he was being treated for cancer

Offline AnthG

Veet is awful stuff. If you use the recommended time it does not work but leaving it on longer works but burns.
Yeah it is burning.

What has just happened was I spent a good 15/20 minutes making sure all of it was washed off. First in the sink, then climbed in the bath making damned sure it was washed off.

Then washed out the bath. Did 30 mins on the exercise bike and then had a bath to make 100% sure the stuff is all off.

I had a bottle of water which I rested on the side of the bath to drink while getting the bath. And then got out. As I never drank the entire bottle of water I rinsed it under the bath tap for about a minute as I was paranoid about any of that Veet being on it from standing on the bath.

Got out grabbed a lounging around T shirt and the bottle of water in the same hand. Went to get dried. And after drying myself (and I swear to God this is true). The part of the navy blue T-Shirt which was touching the bottle of mineral water has turned a bright pink! This stuff is seriously stronger than battery acid. I am not even sure how that could've happened.

@Anth.   If after using you notice it is red and feeling hot or burning pour milk over it or brush natural yoghurt on with a pastry brush as either will cool it down and take the redness away.

Thanks for this Cassie and it was burning on climbing in the bath. After typing this post I was planning on putting some hand cream on there (that sounds weird saying that but it seems good for it as I don't have any Yoghurt).

To get a nice smooth feeling down there with shaving try using a gillette venus ladies razor with just water not shaving foam and it will be nice and smooth with no rough stubble left. Also for a few days after shaving use a bit of baby oil to ensure the hairs grow through soft and not prickly

The problem is the main place I wanted smooth was my Scrotum. Something that is virtually impossible to do with a razor blade. This has turned it first time in my life totally smooth. I will give it another go with the Razor you suggest though.
« Last Edit: October 03, 2012, 05:58:40 PM by AnthG »

Offline mh

be careful though, a guy I know went into the bathroom and put moose in his hair....

Now there's a perversion I'd not thought of...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moose

Sorry, Sarah...

Offline Lurtz

I have experimented with Veet. This is my routine:

Fill bath with warm water so it is ready for use after the 6 minutes is up.  ;)
Gently apply Veet. Do not apply to any broken or red skin. Do not get distracted.
Wait exactly 6 minutes.
Jump in bath and remove cream immediately.
Silky smooth scrotum.  :yahoo:

Offline AnthG

I have experimented with Veet. This is my routine:

Fill bath with warm water so it is ready for use after the 6 minutes is up.  ;)
Gently apply Veet. Do not apply to any broken or red skin. Do not get distracted.
Wait exactly 6 minutes.
Jump in bath and remove cream immediately.
Silky smooth scrotum.  :yahoo:
Thanks Lurtz, So do you not use the scraping spatula at all?

Online Ali Katt

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The problem is the main place I wanted smooth was my Scrotum. Something that is virtually impossible to do with a razor blade. This has turned it first time in my life totally smooth. I will give it another go with the Razor you suggest though.
Never had a problem getting this area smooth with a razor myself. You can't get it as smooth as waxing, for obvious reasons, but a razor shave is sufficient. I've only ever had my chest and back waxed professionally and it hurts, so I can imagine back, crack and sack would be a stinger.

Offline Lurtz

Thanks Lurtz, So do you not use the scraping spatula at all?

Definitely not. Gently, gently, depilates the monkey.

Offline mh

Never had a problem getting this area smooth with a razor myself. You can't get it as smooth as waxing, for obvious reasons, but a razor shave is sufficient. I've only ever had my chest and back waxed professionally and it hurts, so I can imagine back, crack and sack would be a stinger.

I've had back and crack done professionally with wax a few times now and every time it hurts more than you remember to start with, but by the end you think "that wasn't so bad".

I've only ever shaved my balls, no wax or cream. I've decided now that it's hardly worth the aggro and I'll probably just keep my pubes trimmed very short (no. 2 level on my trimmer = approx 2mm, the no. 1 level leaves it too prickly). It's much, much quicker and I've had no complaints from WGs with them being willing to suck my balls just as much as when I'd been shaved.


Offline mofukker

a suggestion, why not go to a beauty salon and have a fit busty milf or teen do all the hard work? sounds good to me, and you might get a lil extra if you tip her, but  then again  there might  not be any girls and youd get a man who would try and bum you

Offline AnthG

a suggestion, why not go to a beauty salon and have a fit busty milf or teen do all the hard work? sounds good to me, and you might get a lil extra if you tip her, but  then again  there might  not be any girls and youd get a man who would try and bum you
Sounds good  :)

Anyone ever done this before. And if so how much did it cost?

*Edit* (I guess I should say that I am being sarcastic there).
« Last Edit: October 03, 2012, 06:52:14 PM by AnthG »

Online Ali Katt

Sounds good  :)

Anyone ever done this before. And if so how much did it cost?

*Edit* (I guess I should say that I am being sarcastic there).
I saw it advertised for £75 in my local one. No never had it done, having chest waxing is painful enough.

Offline haystacks79

Veet hurt me enough on a much less sensitive area that I've never been tempted to try it again.

Shaving works for me - I use 2 different methods:

Once per week, a good long soak in a hot bath, followed by a wet shave - I use gel designed for sensitive skin for this. Made a mistake once and bought some with menthol in it... won't be doing that again :scare:

In between, I'll dry shave with the same razor, but using baby talc (don't laugh) on the area I'm shaving - it works well, and gives a smooth shave!

I finish up by rubbing  some "Nivea for men sensitive post shave balm" into the freshly shaved area. Or savlon cream if it's irritated at all.
 
The result has been well received so far, and commented on several times.

Offline Cactus

I'm hairy. Never had a complaint from anyone whilst being intimate, with or without money changing hands. So until I receive a complaint I shall remain hairy & even then I'd stay hairy and see someone else. If I'm paying, then she has no right to complain, its not unhygienic, I'm always washed.

I don't even like women bald downstairs.

Bring back hairy pussies!

Ouch.  :scare: I shave my arse before a punt but it doesn't matter really, it's more about me feeling good then appeasing someone else. I won't shave my chest for anyone though  :hi: I'll trim my pubes and very gently shave the scrotum. It's not worth cutting your balls, be careful out there  :thumbsup:

Offline haystacks79

I'm hairy. Never had a complaint from anyone whilst being intimate, with or without money changing hands. So until I receive a complaint I shall remain hairy & even then I'd stay hairy and see someone else. If I'm paying, then she has no right to complain, its not unhygienic, I'm always washed.

Naturally, I'm very hairy - and it actually irritates me, so I trim or shave regularly, and have for quite some time now. I do it primarily for myself rather than anyone else, as I'm more comfortable that way. I've never trimmed or shaved my arms, but everywhere else has been fair game over the years (head hasn't been shaved yet!).
« Last Edit: October 03, 2012, 08:25:36 PM by haystacks79 »

Offline AnthG

I don't even like women bald downstairs.

Bring back hairy pussies!
Agree on this. I would love to see an escort who is hairy down below. They just don't seem to exist.

(For the Escorts reading this you do know you could make a killing being the rare niche with a hairy downstairs - many guys do go for it so you will get their bookings)

Online Ali Katt

Agree on this. I would love to see an escort who is hairy down below. They just don't seem to exist.

(For the Escorts reading this you do know you could make a killing being the rare niche with a hairy downstairs - many guys do go for it so you will get their bookings)
See Japanese girls, they never shave their pussies. I don't like hairy pussies and I think most men don't (I could be wrong) - no one wants rug burns when they are licking a girl out.

Offline AnthG

I don't like hairy pussies and I think most men don't (I could be wrong) - no one wants rug burns when they are licking a girl out.
The few topics and poll we had here on the subject it was a considerable minority those preferring hairy.

Here is one for example.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=2927.0

I have just always preferred full bush hairy.

Offline Sailormack

I have experimented with Veet. This is my routine:

Fill bath with warm water so it is ready for use after the 6 minutes is up.  ;)
Gently apply Veet. Do not apply to any broken or red skin. Do not get distracted.
Wait exactly 6 minutes.
Jump in bath and remove cream immediately.
Silky smooth scrotum.  :yahoo:

Also make sure you have yoghurt in the fridge in case you fall asleep  :scare:

Offline Sarahs Back

Yeah it is burning.


Thanks for this Cassie and it was burning on climbing in the bath. After typing this post I was planning on putting some hand cream on there (that sounds weird saying that but it seems good for it as I don't have any Yoghurt).

The problem is the main place I wanted smooth was my Scrotum. Something that is virtually impossible to do with a razor blade. This has turned it first time in my life totally smooth. I will give it another go with the Razor you suggest though.

noooo not hand cream that will sting.... use sudocream (nappy rash) it will take the sting away x


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