GUYS! You're not taking Harryhigh seriously!
Perth. Yes. Well. It's in the running for UK City of Culture 2020, only other Scottish toon in contention bring Paisley. (Cue, Auldie...ta da)
Reminds me of Dundee Tourist Board's new strap line 'Dinna laugh until ye've seen Kirkcaldy...'
Hope you find this helpful, Harrykiri.