Popular media on UKEscorting.com (free site!)

UKPunting is a free, independent and not-for-profit paid sex buyer site.


Author Topic: term of endearment?  (Read 4372 times)

Offline Joe Blob

I can't stand Hun, Babe and the like. The problem can be solved by not using any of them.

Offline mofukker

what i dont like is fake screams and dirty talk , " ooh baby stick it in , im coming im coming, yes big boy""  dirty talk is fine but when a WG does it it seems forced ,  ive been called big boy, big man many times and my dick size is average nowhere near big

Offline Melb

what i dont like is fake screams and dirty talk , " ooh baby stick it in , im coming im coming, yes big boy""  dirty talk is fine but when a WG does it it seems forced ,  ive been called big boy, big man many times and my dick size is average nowhere near big

+1
It's embarrasing and one time the other people in the restaurant walked out.


And the other 50% all seem to have the name Tim

do u not mean they are t**s  :D


Rangersburd (or should that be sevco5088burd?) may object to being called hun   :hi:

a very common question i get asked especially from the irish

Offline Melb

cheers scary spice  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT9HkIWH89o&feature=related

Oy!! Scary Spice indeed! That talentless has-been is nothing to do with me, I had the name first.

Damn  - that person in the video looks so much like me!

Offline mofukker

Oy!! Scary Spice indeed! That talentless has-been is nothing to do with me, I had the name first.

Damn  - that person in the video looks so much like me!

talentless hasbeen but still very sexy and with that manc accent

Offline Sarahs Back

I do not go a bundle on most of the terms of endearment generally used because they are so artificial-sounding.  If you have been given the punter's first name then use it!  If you don't know it: ask for it - it really does make him feel as if this is a personal, rather than a production-line service.  If you are offering a submissive service then Sir would be acceptable, or "you fat bastard" if BDSM (Receiving) is something listed on your profile.
Yes that's sounds good...

Offline Sarahs Back

what i dont like is fake screams and dirty talk , " ooh baby stick it in , im coming im coming, yes big boy""  dirty talk is fine but when a WG does it it seems forced ,  ive been called big boy, big man many times and my dick size is average nowhere near big
I am soo with you on this one....
I just won't and can't ....
I would sound like I'm reading it from a book
I get asked if I can roll play.... I always tell them to find someone else as I can't even do it for the sake of the money!!!
I did a porn once..... I tracked the film down and noticed they re-filmed it!!!! I was that shit at acting

Offline Sarahs Back

Don't know what's going on because it hasn't come through on my sales reports either!

By the way I don't know who has bought it, as there have been no sales yet for October I can tell that way.
Nik I'v checked my account and my card has expired ... You would think they might tell you instead of saying thank you for your perchance you can now goto your kindle
Anyway just waiting for my new card.

Offline Suroya

Nik I'v checked my account and my card has expired ... You would think they might tell you instead of saying thank you for your perchance you can now goto your kindle
Anyway just waiting for my new card.

Amazon is poop. They will take the order before charging your card. It could be a couple of days before they tell you that the transaction has not gone through.

Offline Wayang

K Quote
If you are offering a submissive service then Sir would be acceptable, or "you fat bastard" if BDSM (Receiving) is something listed on your profile.

Yes that's sounds good...

Which or both, sounds good?

Offline Suroya

K Quote
If you are offering a submissive service then Sir would be acceptable, or "you fat bastard" if BDSM (Receiving) is something listed on your profile.

Which or both, sounds good?

The question was not aimed at me, but the Domme/Sub sessions are easier to gauge as I tend to have more email communication with the client beforehand, eg scenarios, clothing etc. If I am the sub, it is usually "Sir", but if I am the Domme, it depends on the scenario.

Offline Sarahs Back

I do not go a bundle on most of the terms of endearment generally used because they are so artificial-sounding. If you have been given the punter's first name then use it!  If you don't know it: ask for it - it really does make him feel as if this is a personal, rather than a production-line service. If you are offering a submissive service then Sir would be acceptable, or "you fat bastard" if BDSM (Receiving) is something listed on your profile.
Wayang I forgot to highlight it

Offline Wayang

Wayang I forgot to highlight it

The comment was much more interesting when applied to your last sentence!

Offline Wayang

The question was not aimed at me, but the Domme/Sub sessions are easier to gauge as I tend to have more email communication with the client beforehand, eg scenarios, clothing etc. If I am the sub, it is usually "Sir", but if I am the Domme, it depends on the scenario.

'Master' sounds more submissive!

Offline Suroya

'Master' sounds more submissive!

I tend to find most of my sub appointments are based around a schoolgirl or secretary scenario, and thus "Sir" is more fitting. However, in the rare straight Master/ Slave session, I will say "Master".

Offline Melb

I get asked if I can roll play....

I think you mean 'role'.
Unless you let them stuff bits of bread up you  ;)

Tony Montana


I get asked if I can roll play....

Could also be what you do with BBWs.  Just find a 20% incline and wheeeeeeee........

Offline AnthG

Amazon is poop. They will take the order before charging your card. It could be a couple of days before they tell you that the transaction has not gone through.
But that is actually a thing most prefer. The opposite is charging your card on placing the order and then if for example its out of stock but they've took your money so you need to wait for a refund etc.

You might not mind of a £5 book. But try ordering a £500 TV that maxes out your credit card and then you find it £50 cheaper elsewhere before its shipped and you want to cancel and order it from that other place but you find the order is cancelled and your money has been took.

With regards to the topic. I remember the first time I got called hun on a text message. It was from my booking with Paige as an independent (she used to work for an agency before that) and she was constantly using it in the texts. I honestly thought she was joking by using it and she wasn't being serious. But it seems she was.

Personally speaking an escort using it is grating but it would not stop me from booking her. Personally I would rather she used my name instead as its more personable. In its shortened form its only one extra letter. "Ok, Anth, see you at 1pm". Is better then "Ok hun see you at 1pm

Online Jimmyredcab

Nik I'v checked my account and my card has expired ... You would think they might tell you instead of saying thank you for your perchance you can now goto your kindle
Anyway just waiting for my new card.

Let's hope your new card has not gone missing, it should arrive well before your old one expires.  :scare:

Offline Suroya

What I would like to say in regards to calls and texts, for every man on here that is experienced in the world of this industry, there are many that are not. There are quite a few that do not even have a punting phone. As such,  even though I have most of my regulars saved on my phone, I answer the phone as if I have no idea who is calling. This is not to seem aloof, but you never know who is actually using the phone. There has been a couple of times that I have answered the phone to either silence or a woman's voice. The last thing I want to do is answer "Hello my darling Dave, I can not wait to see you" and then find out it is "Dave's" wife.

The same goes for texts. In fact, I have had a few people say that my texts are fairly abrupt, but they understand when I tell them why.

Offline AnthG

The same goes for texts. In fact, I have had a few people say that my texts are fairly abrupt, but they understand when I tell them why.
Yes but using prostitute lingo on texts is pretty telling. (I am not saying you do, am just talking generally here about the topic).

Picture the scenario. A persons wife gets hold of their husbands mobile phone and see's a text on it. Which is the one that is more hard to explain away.

"Ok, hun see you at 1pm"
"Ok, Anth, see you at 1pm"

The top scream's you are seeing a prostitute. The bottom could be just John texting you from work.

Offline Suroya

My answer would be even more bland. It would be probably be "OK speak soon" as again I would not be sure if "Anth" would be you real name.


Latest media on UKEscorting.com (free site!)