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Author Topic: Extras part 2 or when a parlour can be more expensive than an escort!  (Read 1425 times)

Offline NIK

I was going to put this in the 'Extras' thread, but as that has now grown so much I thought I'd start a new one.

As I said in my thread about Derby yesterday I went to GFE in Sheffield instead and  saw Crystal again.
Her service and friendliness were as good as the first time.
However I was somewhat put off.

Firstly I'd booked 45 minutes and when I got there I was told Crystal didn't do 45 but only 30 or 60. As I hadn't got enough money for 60 I had 30.
She reckoned because of their commision structure it wasn't worth her while doing 45. Couldn't understand why 30 was worthwhile, but of course she didn't tell me what GFE take.
However what pissed me off is that I definitely had more than 30 but not 60 with her last time, although she reckoned I didn't and she'd told me she didn't do 45.
I was actually expecting her to charge less but she actually charged £10 more than the previous longer time as I had w/s. It was £75 then £85, which is fucking expensive for half an hour in a parlour. At that rate she would be charging £170 for the hour!

She then reeled off the price of a list of extras such anal, reverse anal, reverse rimming, etc. All of which were expensive. I'd paid £65 for the basic gfe plus £10 for owo and £10 for w/s.
She reckoned she loved anal and preferred it to vaginal sex. Then she said it was £40 extra.
If she loved it so much why the exorbitant extra charge?  :unknown:

Yes she is good, but give me an escort who you pay £150 or even £200 to for an all inclusive service instead of all this price listing.

By the time she'd done, if you'd had the hour and had all her extras, you wouldn't be getting much change out of £200 for an hour in a bloody parlour!  :scare:
« Last Edit: October 01, 2012, 09:27:49 PM by NIK »

Offline Jimmyredcab

Sounds like she is a piss taker, I would have been tempted to walk when she refused the 45 minute booking, the parlour should tell her to work to the house rules or fuck off.
I bet HOD wouldn't stand for such nonsense.

Offline Sarahs Back

I was going to put this in the 'Extras' thread, but as that has now grown so much I thought I'd start a new one.

As I said in my thread about Derby yesterday I went to GFE in Sheffield instead and  saw Crystal again.
Her service and friendliness were as good as the first time.
However I was somewhat put off.

Firstly I'd booked 45 minutes and when I got there I was told Crystal didn't do 45 but only 30 or 60. As I hadn't got enough money for 60 I had 30.
She reckoned because of their commision structure it wasn't worth her while doing 45. Couldn't understand why 30 was worthwhile, but of course she didn't tell me what GFE take.
However what pissed me off is that I definitely had more than 30 but not 60 with her last time, although she reckoned I didn't and she'd told me she didn't do 45.
I was actually expecting her to charge less but she actually charged £10 more than the previous longer time as I had w/s. It was £75 then £85, which is fucking expensive for half an hour in a parlour. At that rate she would be charging £170 for the hour!

She then reeled off the price of a list of extras such anal, reverse anal, reverse rimming, etc. All of which were expensive. I'd paid £65 for the basic gfe plus £10 for owo and £10 for w/s.
She reckoned she loved anal and preferred it to vaginal sex. Then she said it was £40 extra.
If she loved it so much why the exorbitant extra charge?  :unknown:

Yes she is good, but give me an escort who you pay £150 or even £200 to for an all inclusive service instead of all this price listing.

By the time she'd done, if you'd had the hour and had all her extras, you wouldn't be getting much change out of £200 for an hour in a bloody parlour!  :scare:
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oh my god!.................. somebody shoot me if I ever become like that!!!
REALLY? is that what its like normally?....
im surprised she didnt give you a actual menu .........
I am really having my eyes opened to the "others"
I want to put your head on my lap and wipe a wet flannel across your brow and tell you it will be alright!.....


Offline Suroya

Coming to a town near you, the Karma Brothel



Offline pabulum

Great, Suroya! Thanks.

That's been nicked for use elsewhere. Ahem. I have noted it well.

Offline Cactus

I was going to put this in the 'Extras' thread, but as that has now grown so much I thought I'd start a new one.

As I said in my thread about Derby yesterday I went to GFE in Sheffield instead and  saw Crystal again.
Her service and friendliness were as good as the first time.
However I was somewhat put off.

Firstly I'd booked 45 minutes and when I got there I was told Crystal didn't do 45 but only 30 or 60. As I hadn't got enough money for 60 I had 30.
She reckoned because of their commision structure it wasn't worth her while doing 45. Couldn't understand why 30 was worthwhile, but of course she didn't tell me what GFE take.
However what pissed me off is that I definitely had more than 30 but not 60 with her last time, although she reckoned I didn't and she'd told me she didn't do 45.
I was actually expecting her to charge less but she actually charged £10 more than the previous longer time as I had w/s. It was £75 then £85, which is fucking expensive for half an hour in a parlour. At that rate she would be charging £170 for the hour!

She then reeled off the price of a list of extras such anal, reverse anal, reverse rimming, etc. All of which were expensive. I'd paid £65 for the basic gfe plus £10 for owo and £10 for w/s.
She reckoned she loved anal and preferred it to vaginal sex. Then she said it was £40 extra.
If she loved it so much why the exorbitant extra charge?  :unknown:

Yes she is good, but give me an escort who you pay £150 or even £200 to for an all inclusive service instead of all this price listing.

By the time she'd done, if you'd had the hour and had all her extras, you wouldn't be getting much change out of £200 for an hour in a bloody parlour!  :scare:

Sounds shit, that would just piss me right off, if it had been a first time punt with her I'd have been out of there.  I can kinda understand why you would stick around if she gave good service in the past, but it would leave a sour taste.
You should have just coughed up another £40 for reverse anal, as with that list of extras she was clearly trying to fuck you up the ass.

Offline softlad

I was going to put this in the 'Extras' thread, but as that has now grown so much I thought I'd start a new one.

As I said in my thread about Derby yesterday I went to GFE in Sheffield instead and  saw Crystal again.
Her service and friendliness were as good as the first time.
However I was somewhat put off.

Firstly I'd booked 45 minutes and when I got there I was told Crystal didn't do 45 but only 30 or 60. As I hadn't got enough money for 60 I had 30.
She reckoned because of their commision structure it wasn't worth her while doing 45. Couldn't understand why 30 was worthwhile, but of course she didn't tell me what GFE take.
However what pissed me off is that I definitely had more than 30 but not 60 with her last time, although she reckoned I didn't and she'd told me she didn't do 45.
I was actually expecting her to charge less but she actually charged £10 more than the previous longer time as I had w/s. It was £75 then £85, which is fucking expensive for half an hour in a parlour. At that rate she would be charging £170 for the hour!

She then reeled off the price of a list of extras such anal, reverse anal, reverse rimming, etc. All of which were expensive. I'd paid £65 for the basic gfe plus £10 for owo and £10 for w/s.
She reckoned she loved anal and preferred it to vaginal sex. Then she said it was £40 extra.
If she loved it so much why the exorbitant extra charge?  :unknown:

This is why I am growing to hate the whole 'extra's thingy' it takes all the spontaneity out of what is supposed to be GFE.
It's just another way they can skank us for a few more £££'s.  :(

Offline Jimmyredcab

This is why I am growing to hate the whole 'extra's thingy' it takes all the spontaneity out of what is supposed to be GFE.

I agree to a certain extent however I don't really have a problem with extras if they are clearly stated on the girl's profile, we mustn't forget that this GFE is only a fantasy, for a true GFE you need ----------- a girlfriend.    ;)


Tony Montana

It's always been like that with most parlours.  E.g. Sandys - Basic service is £50 but if you have OWO/CIM it is an extra £20 and anal is £40 so you can easily spend £110 on a 30 minute punt.

Offline Melb

I don't do GFEs anymore.
The last time I did, the prossie took all my money then left me for a younger, better looking punter. She then put it about that I had a tiny ock and was crap at sex.   :(

Offline Suroya

I don't do GFEs anymore.
The last time I did, the prossie took all my money then left me for a younger, better looking punter. She then put it about that I had a tiny ock and was crap at sex.   :(

 :lol:

I was thinking of starting a cyber GFE experience. I would change my Facebook status to "in a relationship" and start posting "cute" pictures of puppies and kittens dedicated to my "love for you". I will then start posting enigmatic tweets asking "Is love forever out of my reach?" and re-tweet all the messages of sympathy. I will keep changing my Facebook from "Attached to No Longer in a Relationship" depending on my mood.

Of course part of the service will be making any catty remarks about girls posting on your wall, and insisting you delete that "skinny bitch".

At the end of the session, I will post, to everyone, that you have a tiny cock and were crap at sex.


Offline Sarahs Back

Quote
I don't do GFEs anymore.
The last time I did, the prossie took all my money then left me for a younger, better looking punter. She then put it about that I had a tiny ock and was crap at sex.   
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol:

I was thinking of starting a cyber GFE experience. I would change my Facebook status to "in a relationship" and start posting "cute" pictures of puppies and kittens dedicated to my "love for you". I will then start posting enigmatic tweets asking "Is love forever out of my reach?" and re-tweet all the messages of sympathy. I will keep changing my Facebook from "Attached to No Longer in a Relationship" depending on my mood.

Of course part of the service will be making any catty remarks about girls posting on your wall, and insisting you delete that "skinny bitch".

At the end of the session, I will post, to everyone, that you have a tiny cock and were crap at sex.

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline Melb

Here's a marketing idea, which I will give away for free...

JWE - Jaded Wife Experience
The punter turns up, pays £150, and is immediately subjected to a rant "You're late, you care nothing about my feelings, when was the last time you bought me flowers..."

A hour of bitching with violent mood swings culminating with getting into bed angrily and turning off the light. Any attempt at sex is brushed off aggressively.

Extras:
Nagging £10
Uniforms (housecoat; apron; mutton) £20
Kissing, CIM etc - don't ask or you will be blacklisted.

Offline Ali Katt

I have read field reports on GFE and I think anal is around  £110 to £130 for 30 mins, which is fucking expensive, obviously most people don't request it.

The £20 extra for GFE is bollocks, I can remember when it was £10 extra for OWO (which is basically what GFE is at GFE) some offered kissing some didn't, some offered RO, some didn't - not really good value anymore. I think GFE is losing its appeal, for me anyway. It's still one of the best in Sheffield, but it wouldn't take much to knock it off its perch, if a newer parlour came along with some decent gorgeous women and some competitive prices.

I think there has been a serious lack of talent at GFE, where as a few years ago, I literally wanted to shag every woman working there, now, looking at their girls I think there's about 3.


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