FKK Samya, Cologne

[pwade]

Haven’t posted for a while but used the site to research a trip to Cologne a couple of Saturdays ago, so thought I would report back.

I did a day trip from London to Cologne to visit Samya (my first visit). £20 return on Ryanair from Stansted booked a few weeks beforehand. Took the fast train from the airport to the city centre (a bargain compared to train fares in the UK) and after some time site seeing in the city took the U-Bahn (line 16) to Michaelshroven station. A 5-10 minute walk through an industrial estate (empty on a Saturday, but perfectly safe) saw me arrive at Samya round 2pm.

Paid €50 entrance fee at reception and, after a brief explanation of how everything worked from the receptionist, was given a robe, locker key, towel and slippers and directed to the locker room and shower area on the basement floor. The venue is well designed and fitted out internally and spotlessly clean throughout. After depositing my belongings in a locker, I took a shower and made my way up to the ground floor lounge.

The lounge is heaven for red blooded males, with attractive scantily-clad ladies relaxing on sofas throughout. There was a real mix of girls in terms of looks, but all were attractive. I enjoy relaxed sessions when seeing girls so being able to have a chat before committing to going to a room is ideal.

Rather than jumping in, I got a drink from the bar (included in the entrance fee) and relaxed on a sofa to survey the scene. I was surprised that the girls weren’t generally approaching men in the lounge (maybe they aren’t allowed to?) so you do have to put in a bit of effort and approach or start the conversation with the girls yourself.

First session was with a girl called Andar, a Romanian in her mid/late twenties with dark hair. After a chat to establish what was available, during which she was very touchy feely, we went to a room. The girls have to pick up a room key from reception and then we went upstairs. The room was spacious, well designed and clean. Agreed 30 minute session including DFK, oral and sex. Andar was energetic in the room, kissed openly and gave oral very deep. Sex in several positions before time was up. A good session, only negative was that she was a bit toothy on the blowjob. €50 total. At the end of the session the girl will come with you to the locker area to be paid which saves carrying money around.

After a shower, I decided to explore Samya a bit more and spent a bit of time relaxing with a drink in the cinema area on the first floor, where alongside porn, a German football match was playing. With some recovery time done, I returned to the lounge to survey the scene. The club was getting a little busier as Saturday afternoon went on with both guys and more girls arriving. Tried to chat to an attractive girl, but on realising that her English was as good as my German (i.e. non-existent), we gave up! Fair to say, however, that everyone else I spoke to at the club spoke at least basic English.

Eventually spied a gorgeous looking auburn haired girl in her mid-twenties who was having a drink on her own. Clearly shy, I eventually asked her over and she seemed grateful to have been asked. Said her name was Olga and she was a student from Latvia. She was feeling cold from sitting in the lounge in just lingerie and was grateful to snuggle up to me and my robe. Had a good chat about her studies and the UK (she’d been once before) and after checking services available, we retired to a room together to warm her up.

Agreed 30 minutes but on starting the session, her company and service (great DFK) was so enjoyable, I decided to extend to 60 minutes. Lots of kissing, exploring each other’s bodies, oral and sex in several positions. Olga was very responsive, put a lot of effort into ensuring I had an enjoyable session and appreciated being treated well. Time sped by and it was soon time to pay and freshen up in the shower. Paid €80 (price for 60 minutes is €75 but decided to give a small tip for great service instead of messing around finding change).

Back into the lounge for a drink, where things were beginning to warm up for the evening. More men were in the lounge and some of the girls were losing their lingerie and walking around fully nude. After a while, Olga reappeared and asked if I was happy for her to sit with me again for a bit. Readily agreed and enjoyed more chat with her. At this point, I was beginning to have my eye on the time as I had to return to the airport but decided there was time for one further quick session. Decided to stick with what I knew and go out on a high rather than take a risk, so asked Olga if she fancied a second session which she agreed.

Returned to reception to get another room key and headed upstairs. We replicated our previous session for half an hour with the same excellent service and care from Olga and I came on her boobs to finish. €50 paid.

After cleaning up and showering, I changed in the locker room which was getting very congested by that time with the men arriving and left Samya. Very impressed with the service as the receptionist checked I had had an enjoyable time on my way out.

Walked back to the U-Bahn station and naturally just missed a train back to the city centre. Fortunately they are every 15 minutes, so was back in the city in no time. Changed at the main railway station for a train to the airport for the evening flight back to Stansted.

In all a great 5 hours at Samya, which is a very impressive venue and exceptional value for money. I will definitely be returning and will try and organise a trip so I can stay longer next time.

Total spend including flights, airport parking, lunch / trains in Cologne, Samya entry and sessions = approx £230.

[Jerboa]

Good report Pwade, sounds like you picked two good girls, I have noticed Ryan Air offering cheap rtn fairs to Cologne, shame you couldn't spend all night there, as the club gets going later on. The cinema is on the second floor, first is bedrooms, isn't used a lot, but good place to chill and watch the Bundesliga.

[superchamp]

Great report there; brings back a few memories of my visits last year to Samya. Just waiting for the weather to warm up a bit and I'll be back there soon.
I know you were only day tripping but did you hear much about the recent migrant violence OP?

[pwade]

Great report there; brings back a few memories of my visits last year to Samya. Just waiting for the weather to warm up a bit and I'll be back there soon.
I know you were only day tripping but did you hear much about the recent migrant violence OP?

I was a bit concerned about that as I had booked just before it all kicked off at New Year, but decided to go anyway. With the caveat that I was in the city centre during the morning/lunchtime and went straight from tram to train in the evening, I felt perfectly safe and comfortable. There were plenty of German police in the main square outside the railway station by the Cathedral and very little sign off migrants generally.

[Jerboa]

I was a bit concerned about that as I had booked just before it all kicked off at New Year, but decided to go anyway. With the caveat that I was in the city centre during the morning/lunchtime and went straight from tram to train in the evening, I felt perfectly safe and comfortable. There were plenty of German police in the main square outside the railway station by the Cathedral and very little sign off migrants generally.

As I'm guessing your not a young pretty Germanic looking girl, you probably wouldn't be their type. Some clubs in Germany do restrict young Muslim men entry, because they are known to handle the merchandise, but not pay, and be rowdy and annoying.

[Mr Br1ghts1de]

Glad you enjoyed OP  . Top FKK club ime.

[adindas]

Thanks. Great report pwade

[FkkSaunaClubsBlog]

I was surprised that the girls weren’t generally approaching men in the lounge (maybe they aren’t allowed to?)

Yes the girls aren't supposed to approach which doesn't stop some of them doing it anyway!

[JazzMan]

I was surprised that the girls weren’t generally approaching men in the lounge (maybe they aren’t allowed to?)

Yes the girls aren't supposed to approach which doesn't stop some of them doing it anyway!

You just need to make eye contact with a girl and she'll come over to speak to you.
You don't get that much harassment in Samya.

[adindas]

Good report Pwade, sounds like you picked two good girls, I have noticed Ryan Air offering cheap rtn fairs to Cologne, shame you couldn't spend all night there, as the club gets going later on. The cinema is on the second floor, first is bedrooms, isn't used a lot, but good place to chill and watch the Bundesliga.

I have seen Ryan Air flight to Cologne As las as £10 and Return for EUR 10.

[Jerboa]

I have seen Ryan Air flight to Cologne As las as £10 and Return for EUR 10.

Yeh cheap as chips. 

[pwade]

I'm heading back to Samya next week on a £10 Ryanair flight as I have some time off work. Will report back!

[FkkSaunaClubsBlog]

I'm heading back to Samya next week on a £10 Ryanair flight as I have some time off work. Will report back!

Any chance you'd have time to visit Planet Eden or GoldenTime too?

[Jerboa]

Any chance you'd have time to visit Planet Eden or GoldenTime too?

Eden isn't recommended, few girls and middle of nowhere, but good facilities.

Anyway I've a few questions for you, when I googled your username, I found this blog, External Link/Members Only is that your work? If so why have you linked my reports and others on this board as well as other forums? And have you ever been yourself to a saunaclub? Where are your reports? 

[FkkSaunaClubsBlog]

Anyway I've a few questions for you, when I googled your username, I found this blog, External Link/Members Only is that your work? If so why have you linked my reports and others on this board as well as other forums? And have you ever been yourself to a saunaclub? Where are your reports? 

Yes that's a collection of FKK resources I've just recently started putting together mainly for my own benefit really. I've linked to reports both from here and elsewhere that I found informative so that I have them to hand when any future opportunities to travel to Germany present themselves. I've unfortunately only had the chance to visit one or two clubs so far and I'll be posting in due course.

[Jerboa]

Yes that's a collection of FKK resources I've just recently started putting together mainly for my own benefit really. I've linked to reports both from here and elsewhere that I found informative so that I have them to hand when any future opportunities to travel to Germany present themselves. I've unfortunately only had the chance to visit one or two clubs so far and I'll be posting in due course.

Ok then, at least you are not pretending they are your reports, and not making money off it.
What clubs have you visited?

[FkkSaunaClubsBlog]

Ok then, at least you are not pretending they are your reports, and not making money off it.

Of course not no, I've no intention of taking credit for the good work of others even if there was any money in it (which there isn't).

What clubs have you visited?

The last one was Artemis which I would have posted about by now but I don't think I've anything new to add beyond what's already been mentioned in the excellent reports posted here.

[pwade]

A day off on Wednesday saw me at Stansted Airport at early o’clock for the Ryanair flight to Cologne. Booked in advance it’s great value at £20 return.

After a coffee and pastry in the city centre, I made it to Samya around 12.30. Paid  €50 entrance fee at reception and collected my locker key, robe, towel and shoes. Went to shower with a very knowing “have fun” from the receptionist. Samya is a very high quality and classy venue which has clearly had a lot of money spent on it and is well looked after by attentive house staff.

I made it up to the lounge and settled in with a drink. As you’d probably expect for lunchtime on a weekday, the club was quiet – at one stage I counted around 5 men and 15-20 girls. It got busier as the afternoon went on. While the quality of girls during the afternoon was good, there were far more girls and some real stunners from 5/6pm.

After declining a couple of girls who came over to me, I decided to go to a room with Joana who came over and sat with me at the bar. She is a tall Romanian brunette in her late 20s. A very pretty, slim girl with pert tits and a grabable arse. She kissed well in the room and gave a very enthusiastic service. 30 minutes €50.

Following a shower, I retreated to the upstairs cinema area with a drink as I had to check for a business email on my phone in peace and quiet while I recovered. If only my colleague back home knew I was emailing from a German sex club, watching porn with scantily clad eastern European girls coming and going from their room!

Before I could return to the lounge, a pretty blonde girl came over to me in the cinema and sat on my lap, draping herself all over me. She introduced herself as Beatrice, a  Russian/Romanian girl in her early 20s. Slim with large bouncy tits. The indications were good from our talk so agreed to go to a room. She went downstairs for the key while I waited by the rooms. In the room, she was a bit disappointing – only kissing very lightly (I had enquired before) and trying to upsell the session to an hour from the start. Made the most of the session and finished at 30 minutes. €50

Chilled out some more in the lounge, before spying a gorgeous looking dark blonde girl at the bar talking to another man. Hoping he wouldn’t take her to a room, I kept an eye out and low and behold he sends her away, so I take the opportunity to wave her over. Introduces herself as Hanna, a 24 year old from Bulgaria. Had a good chat including learning of Hanna’s visits to Manchester and London. After the usual pre-room checks about service, we head upstairs to find that Hanna gives an amazing service, really passionate kissing, excellent oral and enthusiastic sex. Very vocal and knows how to make a guy feel good. Extended to an hour. €75

Quick shower and headed downstairs where the evening buffet had been served. Having not had anything to eat all day apart from the morning pastry, I filled a plate high with chicken (there was a rotisserie oven near the dining room), pasta and vegetables. Chatted with a couple of the girls who were also having some dinner. Great quality food, all included within the entrance price.

Slightly regretting not being able to stay longer given the increasing numbers and quality of girls as the evening progressed, I had to finish up to make it back to the airport in time. Handing my locker key back in at reception, I set up a username which gives you a free entrance once you’ve been six times. I have every intention of claiming it!

Headed back to the airport and thanks to some incompetence from Deutsche Bahn at the central railway station had to leg it from the airport platform to security as I was tight on time. Made it back home after a long but enjoyable day. Have already booked a return trip for April which will allow me to stay well into the evening.

[Jerboa]

Nice one pwade, 20 quid return is cheap as chips, you did well, but shame you couldn't stay, as many of the top girls don't arrive till after 8pm, everyone has the stereotype that German trains run like clockwork, yes on the whole they do, but I've also experienced delays from time to time.

[pwade]

Yes, my April trip will let me stay all evening and into the early am.

[Mr Br1ghts1de]

Glad you enjoyed your return bar Beatrice.

Good to know the place is still well run with lots of talent.

[oring123]

are there any pay once on entry
 clubs there such as in berlin ???

[Jerboa]

are there any pay once on entry
 clubs there such as in berlin ???

Yes there are lots in most town. External Link/Members Only

[Ben4454]

Great post op. Was thinking of doing cologne for 1 night. Done berlin for 3 nights twice..  Thinking of getting there on a Friday.. Going home on the saturday.. Feasible guys?

[Jerboa]

Great post op. Was thinking of doing cologne for 1 night. Done berlin for 3 nights twice..  Thinking of getting there on a Friday.. Going home on the saturday.. Feasible guys?

Yes sure if there are flights, the airport is a short train ride from city.

[Varn2015]

Fingers crossed I'll be in Samya 26th April 2016 

[thekman100]

I booked a trip to cologne the week I got back from Paradise in Frankfurt where I had an awesome time (though i got upsold quite easily). Samya is cheaper to get to, cheaper entry and cheaper for the extras so should be good!

Early doors to call but so far my FKK experience really knocks the panties off anything in the UK.

Nothing will beat sitting in a smoking room with 6 smoking hot, smoking girls who were all stark bollocks naked with everything on show. They were all 8/9 out of 10s. I physically smiled to myself! 

Off on the 14th April.  I'll probably do a report upon my return.

[FkkSaunaClubsBlog]

I booked a trip to cologne the week I got back from Paradise in Frankfurt where I had an awesome time (though i got upsold quite easily).

You mean Paradise Stuttgart, right??

[Copachea]

You mean Paradise Stuttgart, right??

Maybe Palace Frankfurt, (smoking room reference)?

[thekman100]

oops. Palace, yes sorry.

I still have memories of my final punt there. Hoping I can top it in Samya.

[thekman100]

Just got back from Samya. I confess to being a bit underwhelmed. 

Detailed report to follow.

[jjjim]

Hi everyone, thanks for all the info provided. I went to Samya this week and it really helped.

I arrived about 6 and went to reception, I was hoping to sort of tell them I had never been before and maybe get a tour round or atleast some explanation of how things worked but the receptionist was on the phone the whole time during the transaction and only seemed to want to know my shoe size. A queue had formed so I didn't want to hang about and just paid up found the stairs going down. Not a great start but I went down found my locker and went for a steam.

Went for a a lie down after. There are 3 different shower compartments and the girls use the one infront of the loungers so I had a great view of the naked girls coming and going. I spotted a girl with an amazing bum and after she had finished decided to follow her upstairs to the bar.

The bar area had about maybe 20 girls sitting down with only a few men scattered here and there. After the stream I was thirsty and had a couple of glasses of water. I wasn't to sure about how to approach the girl I had spotted earlier as she was seated on the end of a bench and next to another girl so no place to ask if I could sit and talk to her. I waited to catch her eye and gave a her a smile and a minute of so later she came over for a chat.
Her name was Joanna from Ro and we had a bit of a laugh and mutual touching/stroking before I asked if we could go to a room. She was early to mid twenties, brownish hair, small boobs and prob the best bum I have seen. Couldn't help grabbing it as she walked infront of me up the stairs.
In the room there was bbbj and sex in many positions. I'm not one for fk but there was some light kissing.
Spent a great 30 mins with her for 50.


After a shower I went for some food, okish menu I mainly had the pasta bolognese as well as fish fingers .

After this I thought I would sit and relax in the bar and scout out some more potentials but sadly I kept getting approached by a couple of the girls, a little blonde girl who claimed to be Spanish called Beatrice and another girl who said she was Russian. I tried to give the excuse that I'd just eaten but they wouldn't take the hint, as soon as I got rid of one the other come back.

So I went to explore the building, on the first floor up they have to rooms and an outdoor sauna, on the second a big cinema.

After a while back to the bar and the Russian girl was back, told her I was too tired and she loudly shouted 'but you've only fucked one time' and gave me a bit of attitude. Luckily after this I wasn't approached any more but it wasn't a nice feeling, even though I know she was only after making money.

I spotted one of the girls I noticed earlier was free and went to sit next to her. She was topless and sitting lazily in the corner. Very nice looking shortish, brunette with great boobs and a cheeky smile. Her name was Isabella RO. Went to the room for 30 mins with her, she said she was 25 but looked 20 maybe. Tightest pussy I've had for a long time. Managed to last about 10 mins which I thought was quite good considering.
Bbbj on offer and many positions. Again I don't know about fk as that's not really my thing with prossies.

I didn't fancy any more annoying approaches and think I would have stayed longer (as there were atleast 3 more I would have gone with) but they ruined it for me a bit. They don't seem to want to take the hint and maybe would be best if next time I just bluntly told them to go away. I left around 10 and regret not staying longer.

All in all I quite liked the place and the staff, the lineup of gilrs was better than I expected. The boss even come round at one point to shake all the customers hands.
The food was ok and the beer nice. Wish it came in bigger glasses so I didn't have to keep going up and down. The girls I spoke to all seemed to speak English and said they didn't actually know much German, so no probs there.
I would go back if I was ever that way again but wouldn't go out of my way to try another fkk. Thanks.

[Jerboa]

Good to hear you had fun, yes you should of been more blunt with the girls pestering you, ok we don't want to be rude the first time, but if they then come back, and give me a attitude, I'd send that attitude right back at them, (eg. If you were the only girl left in Samya I wouldn't fuck you! Alles klaar?)  in fact at Samya they should not be approaching customers, so you could of had a word with the thekenfrau or boss, they are very hands on and would of sorted it, shame you felt you had to leave early,

[Mr Br1ghts1de]

Glad you enjoyed more jjjim.

Not sure if you saw the same Beatrice and Isabella as I did in my report, but they sound the same as I encountered.

[pwade]

Seems to be a consensus developing that Beatrice is worth avoiding. I saw her on my last trip after being approached and it wasn't amazing.

Anyway, I'm flying to Cologne for the weekend so will be visiting Samya again.

[pwade]

Visited Samya a couple of Saturdays ago for what would be my third time. Having done day trips to Cologne from the UK previously which limited my time and opportunity to stay into the evening, I decided to book an overnight trip so I could sample a Saturday evening as recommended by other members.

After the obligatory early morning flight from Stansted (£20 return again on Ryanair) and a bit of site seeing in Cologne and hotel check in, I arrived at Samya around 4pm. It was quieter that I expected for a Saturday which might have been connected to the home football keeping the local lads away until later. The club did get noticeably busier from 6/7pm though, both girls and punters.

Settling in to the lounge with a drink, I declined a couple of approaches who didn’t float my boat before speaking to Indira, a curvy mixed race girl in her mid 20s. Had a chat with her to, confirming services and went to the room for 30 minutes of outstanding oral, light kissing and sex. 7/10.

With a shower completed and some recovery time done in the cinema, I headed back down to the lounge. Early on I had spotted a gorgeous looking petite redhead who had clearly been snapped up by the time I was back in the lounge. However, patience is normally rewarded at Samya and I waved her over when she eventually reappeared. Erika was 23 and Romanian and stunning. Wearing glasses which framed her pretty face really well. Agreed 30 min but soon extended to 1 hour once we were in the room. She was really playful, kissed well and I enjoyed a slow and sensual oral session before sex in multiple positions. 9/10.

After clearing up, dinner was being served. The food at Samya is decent and included in the entry price and there was a wide choice on the buffet. The dining area is nice and relaxed with girls and guys eating together and always a good conversation with the girls to be had.

With dinner done, I found myself back in the lounge with a drink. On my last visit, I had enjoyed a great session with Joana, a sexy Romanian girl in her mid 20s. She clearly remembered me and came over to say hello. She was enjoying the party vibe of the evening and showed me a sexy dance before settling down for the chat. As we’d had a great time before, we went to a room for a 1 hour session, which ended up being a great mix of girlfriend experience and serious action with a great girl. 10/10.

By the time I got back to the lounge, the part was in full flow with girls dancing on the stage area (not something which happens during the day) to very loud music. Completely satisfied, I left after 11pm to head back to my hotel before an early morning flight back to London. Impressively, the owner checked I’d had a good time on my way out.

Another thumbs up for Samya. I will be back in early June.

[Jerboa]

Nice one Pwade, is Indira mixed African-German? Saturday nights are usually a party atmosphere, good that you had a great time, but 11pm was a early night, the girls must of knackered you out lol, in the past I've got a club taxi (€35) at 4am to the airport for a early flight home. 

[pwade]

Having not been to Samya for a couple of months, I headed back to Cologne at the weekend thanks to a £20 return on Ryanair. Arrived at 4.30pm Saturday to a fairly quiet club (got much busier 8pm onwards) with most guys who were present watching the football upstairs. I joined them after changing and showering to see the end of the match.

One of things I like about Samya is that there are new girls all the time and it wasn’t long before I was flirting with Kiki, who is only at the club for four weeks. She’s a pretty 24 year old brunette from Spain. Probably size 12 but not overweight. She’d been sitting quietly and not approaching guys (some of the best girls are the ones that don’t, in my experience). After checking what she offers, we went to the room. She provided a great session and is clearly not a battle hardened girl – very affectionate, intimate and willing. Allowed fingering which is unusual for Samya girls. Sex in a number of positions and we both emerged with smiles on our faces an hour later. 10/10

Back to the lounge after a freshen up. Declined a couple of approaches from aggressive Romanian girls who didn’t float my boat at all. One lesson I’ve learned is you need to be firm if you’re not interested and never will be. I wasn’t firm enough with one girl (think I said ‘not at the moment’ when she asked if I wanted to go to a room rather than ‘no thanks’) and every time for the rest of the evening when she spotted I’d gone with another girl, she would come and find me and complain that I had been with them not her! Nightmare.

Next for me was a cute black haired Romanian girl, whose name I have forgotten. I’d noticed her around the bar earlier and went and sat with her when I was ready for a next session. She had a gorgeous, tiny body and was fun and giggly in conversation. Off to the room for 30 minutes. Great oral technique and sex in several positions. 8/10

By this time the lounge was getting much busier and a party atmosphere was kicking in. Several of the girls were up on the main stage pole dancing, including a gorgeous auburn girl who was a real pro with the poles and was irritating every other girl as the attention of all of the guys was on her and not them! Unfortunately when she finished on the pole after several songs, she declined the deluge of guys who wanted to have sex with her and went for a smoke. I didn’t see her again all night.

After some food (decent spread, all included in the €50 entrance price), Beatrice spotted me and came over and sat on my lap. She’s a girl I’ve seen before and didn’t have an amazing time with as she was a bit pushy and limited in services in the room. She remembered me and was quite chatty, which a much more positive attitude than I remembered from before. I think she’s lost a bit of weight too and looked a bit more sophisticated with how she’d done her hair and make up. Size 6 blonde.  I thought I’d take my chance on a second visit and it was much better than the first. Still fairly light kissing but she was keen for 69 which was great and several positions for 30 minutes. 8/10

After a shower and a couple of drinks, I was ready to go again. I spotted a gorgeous blonde girl who was proving quite popular and was about to go over and speak with her when she was pounced on by another guy (another lesson – don’t hesitate when it’s busy and you see a girl you like). Anyway, decided to bide my time and hope it would only be a half hour session before she returned. About 45 minutes later, she reappeared in the lounge and I made my move. She came and sat with me and we got some drinks.

Kasiah is early 20s, blonde, size 8, Lithuanian and absolutely stunning. Very tight body and a charming personality. In the room, she was a great kisser, excellent at oral and we had sex in a number of positions, before I came in her (with condom!) and we finished up. 10/10.

The time had crept on to around 2am and, having had a very good time at Samya, I left for my hotel. As ever, the staff checked everything had been ok on the way out and a taxi was waiting outside. Another positive experience at Samya and I’ll be back in July.

[Hansolo69]

Glad to read that you had a great visit to Samya.
Do they still allow smoking in the bar area ?

[Jerboa]

Glad to read that you had a great visit to Samya.
Do they still allow smoking in the bar area ?

I've not been since last year, but It used to be during the summer smoking only outside until 9pm, then smoking allowed in main bar/lounge.

[pwade]

Glad to read that you had a great visit to Samya.
Do they still allow smoking in the bar area ?

I didn't see any smoking inside at any time in the evening. Everyone was going out to the covered terrace area next to the restaurant.

[niceandsimple]

Review of my visit to Samya on 28/06/16
Overall a positive experience on this my first visit.
The location is very easy to find following previous reports on here.
I arrived at around 11:30 and after taking a shower headed for the bar area. Having been up since 04:00 UK time and done a quick navigation of the Cathedral at Koln I had planned to have a coffee and a bite to eat whilst surveying the available talent. As I entered the lounge/bar area I quickly realised that I was the ONLY male in the room and turned out to be the only male 'guest' in the building, that did not change until some time after 13:00.
There were around 10 girls in the lounge, all in various states of slumber. I sat at the bar and one of the girls, a very fit and topless one came over and asked what I would like to drink and went and made me a coffee. I have to say that the coffee is first class and I had a fair few more as the day progressed. The girl then went back to her seat which I wasn't expecting but was actually what I wanted as needed the caffeine intake! Further girls appeared and disappeared. I estimate that around 20 girls were in the building.
Now, I kind of expected to be pounced on from every angle given that I was the only cash machine in the building but no..... It was as if I wasn't there! I had a second coffee and a bite to eat, an omelette which was prepared for me.
Once that was done I returned to the bar and had an orange juice and was accompanied by a nice girl. Not the prettiest but a slender frame but large breasts by the name of Beatrice and as expected from Romania in her early 20s. We sat and chatted about current affairs (which I was trying to get away from!) but I kind of liked her persona so went with it. Discussed the menu and headed off. This was probably nearly 90 mins after I arrived so a reasonable pace. 30 mins OWO, RO, 69 and cowgirl. To be fair I was happy with that session and 29 mins - round one - time out / shower and coffee. However, once the cash machine had paid out I was no longer noticed.
When I returned to the lounge the place was deserted. A couple of girls and that was it!
It later turned out (during chat before round 3 session) that as soon as I went off with the first girl all the others went in to the ladies only part of the building and had a kip! The girls left were simply not my type, don't get me wrong, attractive girls in their own right just not for me!
So, coffee, Apple, walk around, sauna, steam room, cinema and repeat whilst looking for one of the other girls that I liked the look of who was no where to be seen. A new girl appeared and kept calling me as she saw me wandering, told me she wanted to fuck me in the kino as she hadn't done that with a British guy as we are all shy and only like the rooms! Wrong! However I didn't want to fuck her in the kino! She was a little bigger than I prefer. I just told her I was looking for another girl and couldn't find her. That ended that chasing! Back to the sauna, I lay in there and a girl appeared and took a shower so I watched through the glass door and after she left I went for a shower. When I came out she was stood rubbing body lotion into her rather nice body, brief introductions and I assisted rubbing the lotion in. Clarified requirements and told her to meet me in the kino, winked and headed upstairs.
So, session 2 with a girl aged 20 from Bulgaria who even after trying twice I could not get her name right... Also began with a 'B'. Whilst she was going down on me guess who came upstairs and saw us.... A rather loud Huff and a harshly shut door followed! OWO, RO, and missionary with some light kisses on the lips but no DFK. Session successfully complete and shower had and I walk into the lounge straight into the other girl I was looking for. Had a brief chat and explained I had been looking for her. She apologised as she had been for a sleep as it was so quiet but knew I had been for two sessions already. So these girls are quite cute with knowing who is where and when the cash machine will have recharged enough to pay out again.
Anyway, she was about to go off with one of the new arrivals so she said she would see me before I went. I knew I had at least 30 mins so went for some food and another coffee before going to sit on the veranda for a bit. When I headed down I couldn't see a thing as my eyes took ages to adjust so took me a while to be able to focus enough to find if she was back which she was, in the outside smoking area. We chatted a bit and once she finished her smoke we headed up. I had set myself a leaving time of 18:00 and time was now 17:10 so it was another 30 mins. 22 years old and another Romanian, lovely figure and nice puff nipples on pert breasts. Her name - Brasea or something. She said it was after Russian Presidents wife if that helps!
OWO, RO, cowgirl and missionary. This was probably the best of the 3 to be honest, a bit of reaction to the RO and actively wanted me to insert a finger. Good Oral skills for what I like and very active cowgirl. So round 3 done, shower, dressed and out the door.
Conclusion on my first visit, good job it is a flight away and not around the corner! Spotlessly clean and well maintained. Good food and the coffee is ace! Every single girl was attractive in my opinion but quite a few with tattoos which I DO NOT like. Can handle I small wrist one or shoulder but over that.. No! The smoking wasn't a problem as good ventilation. Strangely I would have preferred to not have been the old man there for nearly two hours but I was not pressured at all... If anything probably the opposite!
When I left there were probably 10 men there and things were starting to become more active. So next time will arrive around 15:00 and stay later with a flight home the next day.
Anyway, sorry for the waffle... Passed the flight away!

[Jerboa]

Good to hear you enjoyed yourself, I take it you had a evening flight home? Fair enough, but you only met the day shift girls, who live at Samya, after 6-7pm the rest of the girls start to arrive, next time do a full night there, 11am the girls had just woke up, club goes on till 4-5am some nights, as for not being pestered, this is a rule in Samya and most other NRW clubs, that girls shouldn't approach guys first, unlike say in Hessen where you are approached every 2 minutes.

[Hansolo69]

Good to hear you enjoyed yourself, I take it you had a evening flight home? Fair enough, but you only met the day shift girls, who live at Samya, after 6-7pm the rest of the girls start to arrive, next time do a full night there, 11am the girls had just woke up, club goes on till 4-5am some nights, as for not being pestered, this is a rule in Samya and most other NRW clubs, that girls shouldn't approach guys first, unlike say in Hessen where you are approached every 2 minutes.

I have to agree with Jerboa, if visiting a club/FKK it really is worth waiting until the evening shift arrives 

[pwade]

Report from a visit on Friday 29/7/16

Unexpectedly, I happened to be in the vicinity of Cologne last Friday so, after breaking free of other commitments, I managed to arrive at Samya at 11.30pm. This would be the most late night visit I’ve done since I started visiting Samya so I was looking forward to experiencing the different vibe.

The club was packed and it looked like there were celebrations for the birthday of either the club or the owner (not sure which!), with a singer on stage. There was smoking in the lounge and the extractor fan was fighting hard to keep the air reasonable.

After the midnight cake cutting celebrations, I spotted Erika, who I have been with before at Samya. She’s early 20s Romanian, a small pear-shaped girl with brunette hair and glasses. Went to a room for an hour. Covered oral only and light kissing but very enthusiastic service overall. 8/10

Returning to the lounge after a shower, I chilled with some beers before spotting a gorgeous blonde girl who I hadn’t seen before. She was sitting with friends but a cheeky wink brought her over to sit on my lap. Farina is very pretty, 25 and Polish. Had a good chat before venturing to a room. Small and slim with pert natural boobs although she told me that she wants a boob job. Lots of teasing, DFK, very good oral with plenty of licking and energetic sex before I came inside her. 1 hour. 10/10

For both girls, we had to wait for a room to become available (there were 8 couples ahead of Farina & I when we went for a room) although the wait wasn’t that long in either case and it was nice to be able to continue chatting with the girl while waiting. This is clearly a late night thing as I’ve never had to wait on previous visits. The staff were trying to encourage girls to take guys to the kino but none were interested. It does look like Samya is having building work done to add more rooms, which is clearly needed.

Departed around 4am. There are always taxis out front whenever I’ve been before and one whisked me to my hotel in no time. Another great visit. Back later this month.

[pwade]

I’m never a massive fan of Bank Holidays , especially not the one which reminds you that it’s the last day off before Christmas, so I jumped on Ryanair to Cologne for a couple of days and another trip to Samya.

I arrived at Samya on Monday evening around 7pm. As I walked from the U-Bahn, I followed a couple of stunners into the club who had been dropped off outside. Looking good! The club was fairly quiet as it was the beginning of the week and there were fairly equal numbers of girls and men for most of the evening. Although there were clearly fewer girls than a weekend, there was still good quality and choice on offer and the club had a relaxed atmosphere.

After a bit of time in the lounge, I bumped into Farina, a mid twenties Polish blonde, who recognised me from my last visit. As I’d been hoping to see her again if she was available, we sat down for a chat before heading to a room. I had another great session with Farina, who is becoming my favourite girl from Samya. After some kissing and undressing each other, she dropped to her knees early on to give me a blowjob. She really makes an effort to please and is an energetic sexual partner. 1 hour 10/10

Something worth noting for Samya regulars is that, since I last visited in late July, the price of a 1 hour session has risen from €75 to €100. Bit of a jump especially for us British guys given the exchange rate at the moment, but still good value with the right girl. To be honest €75 was always a real bargain.

The second session was with a girl who I’d seen confidently walking around the club with just the tiniest of knickers on, displaying her pert boobs to all. I sat down with her and she introduced herself as Maria from Moldova. She has a lithe, size 6-8 body and long blonde hair and probably around 20 years old. Completely gorgeous. New to Samya (2 weeks) and, I would guess, fairly new to the job as her inexperience showed at times. She started off well with lots of body to body contact, grinding herself on me before discretely putting a condom on and pushing me into her. At times she was really enthusiastic; at others, I was doing all of the work. I had to ask for oral but what she provided was good. Not sure what to make of her really – I quite liked the break from the usual kiss>oral>sex routine and she is stunning, but if she gets some experience and works on how she interacts in the room, she could be a fantastic addition to Samya. 30minutes. 7/10

By the time I had returned to the lounge, the music was getting going and some of the girls were dancing on the stage and some were using the pole. I spotted another girl I hadn’t seen before who I got talking to (although she didn’t have the best English). I was drawn to her as she is a splitting image of an ex-girlfriend. Said her name was Carina and she was Spanish (although not convinced). Early 20s. A pretty brunette with fuller breasts. She was fun in the room and did oral in time with the music (never had a blowjob to American Pie before!). We had a really energetic session together with her encouraging me to go harder and faster. She took a real pounding with no complaint before I came in her. 30 minutes. 9/10.

After having a bite to eat, I headed back to my hotel in a taxi around 1am. Another decent session at Samya – back in September.

[Jerboa]

I was at Samya last Friday, before returning home, I didn't hear about a price rise, though I only did half hours, it might not be the club, but some of the girls asking for €100 now, especially if they work previously in Hesse.

[FkkSaunaClubsBlog]

I was at Samya last Friday, before returning home, I didn't hear about a price rise, though I only did half hours, it might not be the club, but some of the girls asking for €100 now, especially if they work previously in Hesse.

According to Samya the girls are responsible for setting their own prices so looks like another case of the hooker union deciding they deserve more!

[Copachea]

I was at Samya last Friday, before returning home, I didn't hear about a price rise, though I only did half hours, it might not be the club, but some of the girls asking for €100 now, especially if they work previously in Hesse.

Website now lists only 50€ for 30 minutes with no cheaper second 30 minutes option; so apparently official.

[pwade]

According to Samya the girls are responsible for setting their own prices so looks like another case of the hooker union deciding they deserve more!

Yes - it seemed to be across the board from what others present were saying.