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Author Topic: FKK Samya, Cologne  (Read 6031 times)

Offline pwade

Haven’t posted for a while but used the site to research a trip to Cologne a couple of Saturdays ago, so thought I would report back.

I did a day trip from London to Cologne to visit Samya (my first visit). £20 return on Ryanair from Stansted booked a few weeks beforehand. Took the fast train from the airport to the city centre (a bargain compared to train fares in the UK) and after some time site seeing in the city took the U-Bahn (line 16) to Michaelshroven station. A 5-10 minute walk through an industrial estate (empty on a Saturday, but perfectly safe) saw me arrive at Samya round 2pm.

Paid €50 entrance fee at reception and, after a brief explanation of how everything worked from the receptionist, was given a robe, locker key, towel and slippers and directed to the locker room and shower area on the basement floor. The venue is well designed and fitted out internally and spotlessly clean throughout. After depositing my belongings in a locker, I took a shower and made my way up to the ground floor lounge.

The lounge is heaven for red blooded males, with attractive scantily-clad ladies relaxing on sofas throughout. There was a real mix of girls in terms of looks, but all were attractive. I enjoy relaxed sessions when seeing girls so being able to have a chat before committing to going to a room is ideal.

Rather than jumping in, I got a drink from the bar (included in the entrance fee) and relaxed on a sofa to survey the scene. I was surprised that the girls weren’t generally approaching men in the lounge (maybe they aren’t allowed to?) so you do have to put in a bit of effort and approach or start the conversation with the girls yourself.

First session was with a girl called Andar, a Romanian in her mid/late twenties with dark hair. After a chat to establish what was available, during which she was very touchy feely, we went to a room. The girls have to pick up a room key from reception and then we went upstairs. The room was spacious, well designed and clean. Agreed 30 minute session including DFK, oral and sex. Andar was energetic in the room, kissed openly and gave oral very deep. Sex in several positions before time was up. A good session, only negative was that she was a bit toothy on the blowjob. €50 total. At the end of the session the girl will come with you to the locker area to be paid which saves carrying money around.

After a shower, I decided to explore Samya a bit more and spent a bit of time relaxing with a drink in the cinema area on the first floor, where alongside porn, a German football match was playing. With some recovery time done, I returned to the lounge to survey the scene. The club was getting a little busier as Saturday afternoon went on with both guys and more girls arriving. Tried to chat to an attractive girl, but on realising that her English was as good as my German (i.e. non-existent), we gave up! Fair to say, however, that everyone else I spoke to at the club spoke at least basic English.

Eventually spied a gorgeous looking auburn haired girl in her mid-twenties who was having a drink on her own. Clearly shy, I eventually asked her over and she seemed grateful to have been asked. Said her name was Olga and she was a student from Latvia. She was feeling cold from sitting in the lounge in just lingerie and was grateful to snuggle up to me and my robe. Had a good chat about her studies and the UK (she’d been once before) and after checking services available, we retired to a room together to warm her up.

Agreed 30 minutes but on starting the session, her company and service (great DFK) was so enjoyable, I decided to extend to 60 minutes. Lots of kissing, exploring each other’s bodies, oral and sex in several positions. Olga was very responsive, put a lot of effort into ensuring I had an enjoyable session and appreciated being treated well. Time sped by and it was soon time to pay and freshen up in the shower. Paid €80 (price for 60 minutes is €75 but decided to give a small tip for great service instead of messing around finding change).

Back into the lounge for a drink, where things were beginning to warm up for the evening. More men were in the lounge and some of the girls were losing their lingerie and walking around fully nude. After a while, Olga reappeared and asked if I was happy for her to sit with me again for a bit. Readily agreed and enjoyed more chat with her. At this point, I was beginning to have my eye on the time as I had to return to the airport but decided there was time for one further quick session. Decided to stick with what I knew and go out on a high rather than take a risk, so asked Olga if she fancied a second session which she agreed.

Returned to reception to get another room key and headed upstairs. We replicated our previous session for half an hour with the same excellent service and care from Olga and I came on her boobs to finish. €50 paid.

After cleaning up and showering, I changed in the locker room which was getting very congested by that time with the men arriving and left Samya. Very impressed with the service as the receptionist checked I had had an enjoyable time on my way out.

Walked back to the U-Bahn station and naturally just missed a train back to the city centre. Fortunately they are every 15 minutes, so was back in the city in no time. Changed at the main railway station for a train to the airport for the evening flight back to Stansted.

In all a great 5 hours at Samya, which is a very impressive venue and exceptional value for money. I will definitely be returning and will try and organise a trip so I can stay longer next time.

Total spend including flights, airport parking, lunch / trains in Cologne, Samya entry and sessions = approx £230.

Offline Jerboa

Good report Pwade, sounds like you picked two good girls, I have noticed Ryan Air offering cheap rtn fairs to Cologne, shame you couldn't spend all night there, as the club gets going later on. The cinema is on the second floor, first is bedrooms, isn't used a lot, but good place to chill and watch the Bundesliga.

Offline superchamp

Great report there; brings back a few memories of my visits last year to Samya. Just waiting for the weather to warm up a bit and I'll be back there soon.
I know you were only day tripping but did you hear much about the recent migrant violence OP?

Offline pwade

Great report there; brings back a few memories of my visits last year to Samya. Just waiting for the weather to warm up a bit and I'll be back there soon.
I know you were only day tripping but did you hear much about the recent migrant violence OP?

I was a bit concerned about that as I had booked just before it all kicked off at New Year, but decided to go anyway. With the caveat that I was in the city centre during the morning/lunchtime and went straight from tram to train in the evening, I felt perfectly safe and comfortable. There were plenty of German police in the main square outside the railway station by the Cathedral and very little sign off migrants generally.

Offline Jerboa

I was a bit concerned about that as I had booked just before it all kicked off at New Year, but decided to go anyway. With the caveat that I was in the city centre during the morning/lunchtime and went straight from tram to train in the evening, I felt perfectly safe and comfortable. There were plenty of German police in the main square outside the railway station by the Cathedral and very little sign off migrants generally.

As I'm guessing your not a young pretty Germanic looking girl, you probably wouldn't be their type. Some clubs in Germany do restrict young Muslim men entry, because they are known to handle the merchandise, but not pay, and be rowdy and annoying.

Offline Mr Br1ghts1de

Glad you enjoyed OP  :thumbsup:. Top FKK club ime.


I was surprised that the girls weren’t generally approaching men in the lounge (maybe they aren’t allowed to?)

Yes the girls aren't supposed to approach which doesn't stop some of them doing it anyway!

Offline JazzMan

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I was surprised that the girls weren’t generally approaching men in the lounge (maybe they aren’t allowed to?)
Yes the girls aren't supposed to approach which doesn't stop some of them doing it anyway!
You just need to make eye contact with a girl and she'll come over to speak to you.
You don't get that much harassment in Samya.
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Offline adindas

Good report Pwade, sounds like you picked two good girls, I have noticed Ryan Air offering cheap rtn fairs to Cologne, shame you couldn't spend all night there, as the club gets going later on. The cinema is on the second floor, first is bedrooms, isn't used a lot, but good place to chill and watch the Bundesliga.

I have seen Ryan Air flight to Cologne As las as £10 and Return for EUR 10.

Offline Jerboa

I have seen Ryan Air flight to Cologne As las as £10 and Return for EUR 10.

Yeh cheap as chips.  :thumbsup:

Offline pwade

I'm heading back to Samya next week on a £10 Ryanair flight as I have some time off work. Will report back!

I'm heading back to Samya next week on a £10 Ryanair flight as I have some time off work. Will report back!

Any chance you'd have time to visit Planet Eden or GoldenTime too?

Offline Jerboa

Any chance you'd have time to visit Planet Eden or GoldenTime too?

Eden isn't recommended, few girls and middle of nowhere, but good facilities.

Anyway I've a few questions for you, when I googled your username, I found this blog, http://fkksaunaclubs.blogspot.co.uk/ is that your work? If so why have you linked my reports and others on this board as well as other forums? And have you ever been yourself to a saunaclub? Where are your reports?  :mad:

Anyway I've a few questions for you, when I googled your username, I found this blog, http://fkksaunaclubs.blogspot.co.uk/ is that your work? If so why have you linked my reports and others on this board as well as other forums? And have you ever been yourself to a saunaclub? Where are your reports?  :mad:

Yes that's a collection of FKK resources I've just recently started putting together mainly for my own benefit really. I've linked to reports both from here and elsewhere that I found informative so that I have them to hand when any future opportunities to travel to Germany present themselves. I've unfortunately only had the chance to visit one or two clubs so far and I'll be posting in due course.

Offline Jerboa

Yes that's a collection of FKK resources I've just recently started putting together mainly for my own benefit really. I've linked to reports both from here and elsewhere that I found informative so that I have them to hand when any future opportunities to travel to Germany present themselves. I've unfortunately only had the chance to visit one or two clubs so far and I'll be posting in due course.

Ok then, at least you are not pretending they are your reports, and not making money off it.
What clubs have you visited?

Ok then, at least you are not pretending they are your reports, and not making money off it.

Of course not no, I've no intention of taking credit for the good work of others even if there was any money in it (which there isn't).

What clubs have you visited?

The last one was Artemis which I would have posted about by now but I don't think I've anything new to add beyond what's already been mentioned in the excellent reports posted here.

Offline pwade

A day off on Wednesday saw me at Stansted Airport at early o’clock for the Ryanair flight to Cologne. Booked in advance it’s great value at £20 return.

After a coffee and pastry in the city centre, I made it to Samya around 12.30. Paid  €50 entrance fee at reception and collected my locker key, robe, towel and shoes. Went to shower with a very knowing “have fun” from the receptionist. Samya is a very high quality and classy venue which has clearly had a lot of money spent on it and is well looked after by attentive house staff.

I made it up to the lounge and settled in with a drink. As you’d probably expect for lunchtime on a weekday, the club was quiet – at one stage I counted around 5 men and 15-20 girls. It got busier as the afternoon went on. While the quality of girls during the afternoon was good, there were far more girls and some real stunners from 5/6pm.

After declining a couple of girls who came over to me, I decided to go to a room with Joana who came over and sat with me at the bar. She is a tall Romanian brunette in her late 20s. A very pretty, slim girl with pert tits and a grabable arse. She kissed well in the room and gave a very enthusiastic service. 30 minutes €50.

Following a shower, I retreated to the upstairs cinema area with a drink as I had to check for a business email on my phone in peace and quiet while I recovered. If only my colleague back home knew I was emailing from a German sex club, watching porn with scantily clad eastern European girls coming and going from their room!

Before I could return to the lounge, a pretty blonde girl came over to me in the cinema and sat on my lap, draping herself all over me. She introduced herself as Beatrice, a  Russian/Romanian girl in her early 20s. Slim with large bouncy tits. The indications were good from our talk so agreed to go to a room. She went downstairs for the key while I waited by the rooms. In the room, she was a bit disappointing – only kissing very lightly (I had enquired before) and trying to upsell the session to an hour from the start. Made the most of the session and finished at 30 minutes. €50

Chilled out some more in the lounge, before spying a gorgeous looking dark blonde girl at the bar talking to another man. Hoping he wouldn’t take her to a room, I kept an eye out and low and behold he sends her away, so I take the opportunity to wave her over. Introduces herself as Hanna, a 24 year old from Bulgaria. Had a good chat including learning of Hanna’s visits to Manchester and London. After the usual pre-room checks about service, we head upstairs to find that Hanna gives an amazing service, really passionate kissing, excellent oral and enthusiastic sex. Very vocal and knows how to make a guy feel good. Extended to an hour. €75

Quick shower and headed downstairs where the evening buffet had been served. Having not had anything to eat all day apart from the morning pastry, I filled a plate high with chicken (there was a rotisserie oven near the dining room), pasta and vegetables. Chatted with a couple of the girls who were also having some dinner. Great quality food, all included within the entrance price.

Slightly regretting not being able to stay longer given the increasing numbers and quality of girls as the evening progressed, I had to finish up to make it back to the airport in time. Handing my locker key back in at reception, I set up a username which gives you a free entrance once you’ve been six times. I have every intention of claiming it!

Headed back to the airport and thanks to some incompetence from Deutsche Bahn at the central railway station had to leg it from the airport platform to security as I was tight on time. Made it back home after a long but enjoyable day. Have already booked a return trip for April which will allow me to stay well into the evening.

Offline Jerboa

Nice one pwade, 20 quid return is cheap as chips, you did well, but shame you couldn't stay, as many of the top girls don't arrive till after 8pm, everyone has the stereotype that German trains run like clockwork, yes on the whole they do, but I've also experienced delays from time to time.

Offline pwade

Yes, my April trip will let me stay all evening and into the early am.

Offline Mr Br1ghts1de

Glad you enjoyed your return bar Beatrice.

Good to know the place is still well run with lots of talent.

Offline oring123

are there any pay once on entry
 clubs there such as in berlin ???
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Offline Jerboa

are there any pay once on entry
 clubs there such as in berlin ???

Yes there are lots in most town. http://www.6relax.de/

Offline Ben4454


Great post op. Was thinking of doing cologne for 1 night. Done berlin for 3 nights twice..  Thinking of getting there on a Friday.. Going home on the saturday.. Feasible guys?
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Offline Jerboa

Great post op. Was thinking of doing cologne for 1 night. Done berlin for 3 nights twice..  Thinking of getting there on a Friday.. Going home on the saturday.. Feasible guys?

Yes sure if there are flights, the airport is a short train ride from city.




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