Haven’t posted for a while but used the site to research a trip to Cologne a couple of Saturdays ago, so thought I would report back.
I did a day trip from London to Cologne to visit Samya (my first visit). £20 return on Ryanair from Stansted booked a few weeks beforehand. Took the fast train from the airport to the city centre (a bargain compared to train fares in the UK) and after some time site seeing in the city took the U-Bahn (line 16) to Michaelshroven station. A 5-10 minute walk through an industrial estate (empty on a Saturday, but perfectly safe) saw me arrive at Samya round 2pm.
Paid €50 entrance fee at reception and, after a brief explanation of how everything worked from the receptionist, was given a robe, locker key, towel and slippers and directed to the locker room and shower area on the basement floor. The venue is well designed and fitted out internally and spotlessly clean throughout. After depositing my belongings in a locker, I took a shower and made my way up to the ground floor lounge.
The lounge is heaven for red blooded males, with attractive scantily-clad ladies relaxing on sofas throughout. There was a real mix of girls in terms of looks, but all were attractive. I enjoy relaxed sessions when seeing girls so being able to have a chat before committing to going to a room is ideal.
Rather than jumping in, I got a drink from the bar (included in the entrance fee) and relaxed on a sofa to survey the scene. I was surprised that the girls weren’t generally approaching men in the lounge (maybe they aren’t allowed to?) so you do have to put in a bit of effort and approach or start the conversation with the girls yourself.
First session was with a girl called Andar, a Romanian in her mid/late twenties with dark hair. After a chat to establish what was available, during which she was very touchy feely, we went to a room. The girls have to pick up a room key from reception and then we went upstairs. The room was spacious, well designed and clean. Agreed 30 minute session including DFK, oral and sex. Andar was energetic in the room, kissed openly and gave oral very deep. Sex in several positions before time was up. A good session, only negative was that she was a bit toothy on the blowjob. €50 total. At the end of the session the girl will come with you to the locker area to be paid which saves carrying money around.
After a shower, I decided to explore Samya a bit more and spent a bit of time relaxing with a drink in the cinema area on the first floor, where alongside porn, a German football match was playing. With some recovery time done, I returned to the lounge to survey the scene. The club was getting a little busier as Saturday afternoon went on with both guys and more girls arriving. Tried to chat to an attractive girl, but on realising that her English was as good as my German (i.e. non-existent), we gave up! Fair to say, however, that everyone else I spoke to at the club spoke at least basic English.
Eventually spied a gorgeous looking auburn haired girl in her mid-twenties who was having a drink on her own. Clearly shy, I eventually asked her over and she seemed grateful to have been asked. Said her name was Olga and she was a student from Latvia. She was feeling cold from sitting in the lounge in just lingerie and was grateful to snuggle up to me and my robe. Had a good chat about her studies and the UK (she’d been once before) and after checking services available, we retired to a room together to warm her up.
Agreed 30 minutes but on starting the session, her company and service (great DFK) was so enjoyable, I decided to extend to 60 minutes. Lots of kissing, exploring each other’s bodies, oral and sex in several positions. Olga was very responsive, put a lot of effort into ensuring I had an enjoyable session and appreciated being treated well. Time sped by and it was soon time to pay and freshen up in the shower. Paid €80 (price for 60 minutes is €75 but decided to give a small tip for great service instead of messing around finding change).
Back into the lounge for a drink, where things were beginning to warm up for the evening. More men were in the lounge and some of the girls were losing their lingerie and walking around fully nude. After a while, Olga reappeared and asked if I was happy for her to sit with me again for a bit. Readily agreed and enjoyed more chat with her. At this point, I was beginning to have my eye on the time as I had to return to the airport but decided there was time for one further quick session. Decided to stick with what I knew and go out on a high rather than take a risk, so asked Olga if she fancied a second session which she agreed.
Returned to reception to get another room key and headed upstairs. We replicated our previous session for half an hour with the same excellent service and care from Olga and I came on her boobs to finish. €50 paid.
After cleaning up and showering, I changed in the locker room which was getting very congested by that time with the men arriving and left Samya. Very impressed with the service as the receptionist checked I had had an enjoyable time on my way out.
Walked back to the U-Bahn station and naturally just missed a train back to the city centre. Fortunately they are every 15 minutes, so was back in the city in no time. Changed at the main railway station for a train to the airport for the evening flight back to Stansted.
In all a great 5 hours at Samya, which is a very impressive venue and exceptional value for money. I will definitely be returning and will try and organise a trip so I can stay longer next time.
Total spend including flights, airport parking, lunch / trains in Cologne, Samya entry and sessions = approx £230.