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One-hour incall in Swindon - didn't happen
Bianca sounded reasonably friendly on the 'phone, so I booked a one-hour incall for that afternoon. Her follow-up text with the address and directions was prompt. She asked me to ring again thirty minutes before the start time.
I did. She didn't answer.
Then I texted her to ask (politely) whether there was a problem. She didn't respond.
Ten minutes later, I texted her again to say that I guessed she didn't want to see me after all. She DID reply to that one: about ten minutes before the agreed start time, she sent me a text with the following explanation:
"I have to do something."

That's the best, by which I mean worst, and also funniest, excuse I've had from a WG.
At the time of writing, Bianca's profile text includes this:
Q. What if I have to cancel ?
A. These things can happen - but please, if for any reason you need to cancel an appointment, have the decency to let me know. Please give as much notice as possible.
Res ipsa loquitur.