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10 review(s) for AshleyRider1988 (5 positive, 2 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


....that guy was known as "the good 1". A creepy weirdo with shit for brains that posted a malicious false review on here a while back.
....here it is: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=51972.0

I find this pretty gob-smacking. What a can of worms Miss Ryder has opened with this fake field report.   :bomb:

And of course it's a total coincidence that he ("Hot guy 4 u") wrote an AW review for the girl in question around the same time that the above UKP review was written.
Maybe he (or she?) advertises: "Had a bad review? Call 07735345700. Hot guy 4 u will fix it. Thousands of review templates to choose from. Want a rival slagged off? No problem. Just give me her name and she's toast."

She's written to me again. I don't go in for slanging matches. I've told her that she's just digging herself a big hole and should maybe just put it down to (another) off-day. I also advised her to proof-read any other Field Reports before posting. The "10% effort" is an absolute killer.

Offline Courtney

Maybe he (or she?) advertises:

....definitely advertises alright. If you click on his name you'll see.  :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:


Offline Ardon

Nothing to do with Rock hard or any other nicknames mentioned.
I said what I had to say at that time neither defending or criticising. I moved on and having a quiet pint on the sabbath. You should do similar stuff such as get a life.

Strange to when u watch her vids looks such a clever eloquent young lady :wacko:

Offline Courtney

Nothing to do with Rock hard or any other nicknames mentioned.

...going out your way there to emphasise the capital "R". Hmm. Anyway you must admit you and the "rock hard" posting styles are similar. The "happ" and "fro" really was a good 1. Don't you think?  :D  :lol:

Nothing to do with Rock hard or any other nicknames mentioned.
I said what I had to say at that time neither defending or criticising. I moved on and having a quiet pint on the sabbath.

Then what are you doing (on the Sabbath) posting on this thread that is all about Ashley Ryder?
Either you have an interest, or you don't. As you are posting, it must be assumed that you do.

Offline ickydicky

and he should not be drinking on the lords day :diablo: he will go to the bad fire :diablo:
Banning reason: Previously banned (stevieshake)

Offline Ardon

No interest at all . Made my contribution and I shall go to :diablo. Or it is buckfast?

Offline Courtney

No interest at all

..No? Are you and "rock hard" in the pub together?  :D

I can't see why Ashley Ryder has got negative and comments.

The second meet is was trying to act the goat I put in her place.

I wonder if "rock hard" will make an appearance. :unknown:


Offline RandyF

Of all the people to ask to bump up your AW feedback - the Good 1!!??  :lol:  Honestly can't think of anyone worse  :bomb:

Aside from being a shite hoor, she apparently mixes with the lowest reaches of the Glasgow scene.
Banning reason: Troll

Offline rock hard

https://www.adultwork.com/2362005 or https://www.adultwork.com/Ashleyrideruk

Top of my “to do” list for some time. Arranged a 1 hr meet for last Friday evening.
Comms were excellent throughout and I was excited to meet her. Arrived at the flat to be greeted  by a blank look and Ashley wearing a grey fluffy bathrobe. Not a great deal of effort made there you might say? Went for a welcome kiss only for her to turn away sharply. “Did I miss something in the profile?” I thought.
Handed over the envelope containing the £150. Every time I do this, the girl goes discretely to another room to count it. Not this time. I was shown into the lounge and told to sit down. She sat the opposite side of the coffee table telling me she was going to “count it to make sure it’s all there.” Not the best warm-up I’ve ever had at a punt.
Then she asked if I’d seen the “nasty” neutral review on UK Punting. I hadn’t, but she proceeded to go through every point in minute detail. The “Z-rated porn star” comment seem to cut the deepest. So I ended up as the sounding board for her displeasure at that review. All the time trying to keep my spirits up for what I hoped would be the shag of a lifetime.

Eventually to the bedroom. Where a large clock was ominously pointed toward the bed. Kit off and at last a look at her body. Her interview says, “34’ legs”. Given that she’s 5’ 2’ tall. That would leave 28 inches from the top of her legs to the top of her head. Hmm. “D cup bra”? ‘C’ at a push and saggy as fuck. Like 2 deflated balloons after a birthday party. That said, she’s been working out and dieting and she is in pretty good shape. Her arse is absolutely fantastic and her skin is smooth and tanned.  Her best feature by far is (are) her eyes. Totally transfixed by them. And when eventually she raised a smile, that was great too.
Reverse oral for a while then I went to her tits. “Gentle with the breasts. No hard sucking and no biting.” When the instructions start, I tend to get pissed off. She went for OWO and I swear she actually sniffed the end of my cock (which throughout the meeting she referred to as my penis) before going for it. Only she was sucking it without pulling the foreskin back. So I grabbed it and did it for her. No more sucking after that. Just licking balls to tip. Things were steadily going downhill and I was struggling to stay interested.

Then she goes out and comes back with her phone. “I need some photos taken for an agency.” Only her phone wouldn’t focus in the light. So she fetched the phone out of my coat and I took some pics and texted them to her. 
Back to the bed and she puts the rubber on me. XL but still too bloody tight. I asked for cowboy which she tried, before suggesting that we’d better start with doggy to get it in. She put a butt plug in her arse - the sight of which made me even stiffer and knelt at the end of the bed. I put him in and placed my left leg onto the bed for some extra thrust. “No! Both feet on the floor!” she ordered. WTF? She’s a fucking porn star. Charges for the privilege but doesn’t want to be fucked like one.
I was totally pissed off at this stage and pulled out. I asked her to finish me off with oral and hand. Again, only licking the cock with the foreskin back and she kept saying in a baby voice. “No spunky. I don’t like spunky.” Which I took to mean “”don’t cum on me”. So I asked about the bukkake vids she’s done and she admitted she hated it. “But when you’re on camera, you can’t pull a disgusted face.” That killed my illusions once-and-for-all. 

Then the alarm bells started discretely ringing. Every 5 minutes for the last 15, a little tone from the vicinity of the clock. Clock-watcher? Or “clock listener”. Same thing.
I never pop before 45 minutes. I too am on a timer. This time it took the full hour and I had to think of a previous punt to get there.

I’m sad at having to write this. But this Forum is about advising other punters where to and where not to spend their cash. And apart from the odd pimp promoting his girl or another girl slagging off her opposition once in a while, it does a pretty good job. So forgive the overly-long review. I just had to tell it the way it is. I can imagine her reaction when she reads this. But it's honest Ashley. I have no axe to grind. It was a pretty shit punt with just the odd couple of highs.

I still actually like the girl. As I said, she has a stunning face, wonderful eyes and a great smile. “Z List porn star”? I disagree. There's a thread on Freeones.com that shows she's been busy. Aberdeen are an “A” list football team in Scotland, but on the World stage, they are not Barcelona. I caught her in a very bad mood regarding the review she’d read. I tried very hard throughout the meet to be upbeat and look past that. Hoping that things would suddenly get better. She should have put it out of her mind while I was there.

Where does it say “no kissing” on her AW profile? How can you get turned on by a porn star that doesn’t kiss? £150 wasted I suppose. But at least my curiosity is satisfied if nothing else.
Had a great weekend away with the wife, and seen all this garbage.
Gonna explain to everyone why you used the same profile name on adult work,and left her positive feedback, then a few days after you come on here and give a pack of lies with a pathetic negative review.
This wasn't rocket sience to work out. :thumbsdown:
Banning reason: White knight fluffy


10 review(s) found for AshleyRider1988 linked to in above post (5 positive, 2 neutral, 3 negative)

Offline bensonhedges20

Newbie 101
Never use the same aw nick on ukp

As for his review it does still seem somewhat valid. Especially as i seen her too but left a neutral. Others commented on her useless attitude too
Banning reason: Troll

Offline rock hard

Newbie 101
Never use the same aw nick on ukp


  it's quite clear the o.p has,just look at her feedback a few days before this review  :timeout:
Banning reason: White knight fluffy

  it's quite clear the o.p has,just look at her feedback a few days before this review  :timeout:

Rockster, the only thing that is clear is that you appear to have a bias in favour of a prossie that has completely underwhelming reviews.

Offline Courtney

Now that "rock hard" is gone I wonder if "Ardon" will now make a re-appearance. :D

And none of Ashley's little bitches can understand that continually posting their defences of her is simply going to make this thread bigger and keep it at the top of the board.

Now who the fuck is going to book this hoor with the fuss you white knight twats have caused?  Sometimes it's best to let it lie lads.

Offline seeker

Who the  F
Would call them self's "rock hard and ardon" sounds like a couple of school boys wanking each other off.
 

Offline bigmike32

Ashley is a terrible wg end of story.

Offline auldie63

Profile gone. Wonder how long before she regenerates as a new persona.

Offline RandyF

Who the  F
Would call them self's "rock hard and ardon" sounds like a couple of school boys wanking each other off.

The good 1, would   :dash:  And that's him on a creative high.
Banning reason: Troll

Offline RandyF

Profile gone. Wonder how long before she regenerates as a new persona.

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2362005

Never goes anywhere if you use the numeric url.
Banning reason: Troll


10 review(s) found for AshleyRider1988 linked to in above post (5 positive, 2 neutral, 3 negative)

Offline Courtney

Who the  F
Would call them self's "rock hard and ardon" sounds like a couple of school boys wanking each other off.

Yip...all typical trademarks of "the good 1". "Wayne King", I'm sure that was another of his multiple accounts, also quite a good 1. :lol:
« Last Edit: February 15, 2016, 10:01:57 AM by Courtney »

Offline seeker

 :lol: :lol: :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
But the  Beeping clock  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:
I've never experienced that  :(
One for their bucket list  :lol: :D :lol:
Wonder what plain she exists on thinking that would be a good idea  :wackogirl:

Offline ickydicky

:lol: :lol: :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
But the  Beeping clock  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:
I've never experienced that  :(
One for their bucket list  :lol: :D :lol:
Wonder what plain she exists on thinking that would be a good idea  :wackogirl:

Ding ding.Round 2 :yahoo:
Banning reason: Previously banned (stevieshake)

And none of Ashley's little bitches can understand that continually posting their defences of her is simply going to make this thread bigger and keep it at the top of the board.

Now who the fuck is going to book this hoor with the fuss you white knight twats have caused?  Sometimes it's best to let it lie lads.

Last thought on this. As I think I've said enough. After 2 Neutrals and a Negative - knowing first-hand how Miss Ryder just hates UKP revealing how bad a punt she's been lately. Any UKP member making a booking from now on will surely get an amazing A1 fuck. She MUST have learnt her lesson by now. So good luck. Those who are will I got to take the gamble.




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