Top of my “to do” list for some time. Arranged a 1 hr meet for last Friday evening.
Comms were excellent throughout and I was excited to meet her. Arrived at the flat to be greeted by a blank look and Ashley wearing a grey fluffy bathrobe. Not a great deal of effort made there you might say? Went for a welcome kiss only for her to turn away sharply. “Did I miss something in the profile?” I thought.
Handed over the envelope containing the £150. Every time I do this, the girl goes discretely to another room to count it. Not this time. I was shown into the lounge and told to sit down. She sat the opposite side of the coffee table telling me she was going to “count it to make sure it’s all there.” Not the best warm-up I’ve ever had at a punt.
Then she asked if I’d seen the “nasty” neutral review on UK Punting. I hadn’t, but she proceeded to go through every point in minute detail. The “Z-rated porn star” comment seem to cut the deepest. So I ended up as the sounding board for her displeasure at that review. All the time trying to keep my spirits up for what I hoped would be the shag of a lifetime.
Eventually to the bedroom. Where a large clock was ominously pointed toward the bed. Kit off and at last a look at her body. Her interview says, “34’ legs”. Given that she’s 5’ 2’ tall. That would leave 28 inches from the top of her legs to the top of her head. Hmm. “D cup bra”? ‘C’ at a push and saggy as fuck. Like 2 deflated balloons after a birthday party. That said, she’s been working out and dieting and she is in pretty good shape. Her arse is absolutely fantastic and her skin is smooth and tanned. Her best feature by far is (are) her eyes. Totally transfixed by them. And when eventually she raised a smile, that was great too.
Reverse oral for a while then I went to her tits. “Gentle with the breasts. No hard sucking and no biting.” When the instructions start, I tend to get pissed off. She went for OWO and I swear she actually sniffed the end of my cock (which throughout the meeting she referred to as my penis) before going for it. Only she was sucking it without pulling the foreskin back. So I grabbed it and did it for her. No more sucking after that. Just licking balls to tip. Things were steadily going downhill and I was struggling to stay interested.
Then she goes out and comes back with her phone. “I need some photos taken for an agency.” Only her phone wouldn’t focus in the light. So she fetched the phone out of my coat and I took some pics and texted them to her.
Back to the bed and she puts the rubber on me. XL but still too bloody tight. I asked for cowboy which she tried, before suggesting that we’d better start with doggy to get it in. She put a butt plug in her arse - the sight of which made me even stiffer and knelt at the end of the bed. I put him in and placed my left leg onto the bed for some extra thrust. “No! Both feet on the floor!” she ordered. WTF? She’s a fucking porn star. Charges for the privilege but doesn’t want to be fucked like one.
I was totally pissed off at this stage and pulled out. I asked her to finish me off with oral and hand. Again, only licking the cock with the foreskin back and she kept saying in a baby voice. “No spunky. I don’t like spunky.” Which I took to mean “”don’t cum on me”. So I asked about the bukkake vids she’s done and she admitted she hated it. “But when you’re on camera, you can’t pull a disgusted face.” That killed my illusions once-and-for-all.
Then the alarm bells started discretely ringing. Every 5 minutes for the last 15, a little tone from the vicinity of the clock. Clock-watcher? Or “clock listener”. Same thing.
I never pop before 45 minutes. I too am on a timer. This time it took the full hour and I had to think of a previous punt to get there.
I’m sad at having to write this. But this Forum is about advising other punters where to and where not to spend their cash. And apart from the odd pimp promoting his girl or another girl slagging off her opposition once in a while, it does a pretty good job. So forgive the overly-long review. I just had to tell it the way it is. I can imagine her reaction when she reads this. But it's honest Ashley. I have no axe to grind. It was a pretty shit punt with just the odd couple of highs.
I still actually like the girl. As I said, she has a stunning face, wonderful eyes and a great smile. “Z List porn star”? I disagree. There's a thread on Freeones.com that shows she's been busy. Aberdeen are an “A” list football team in Scotland, but on the World stage, they are not Barcelona. I caught her in a very bad mood regarding the review she’d read. I tried very hard throughout the meet to be upbeat and look past that. Hoping that things would suddenly get better. She should have put it out of her mind while I was there.
Where does it say “no kissing” on her AW profile? How can you get turned on by a porn star that doesn’t kiss? £150 wasted I suppose. But at least my curiosity is satisfied if nothing else.