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10 review(s) for AshleyRider1988 (5 positive, 2 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


https://www.adultwork.com/2362005 or https://www.adultwork.com/Ashleyrideruk

Top of my “to do” list for some time. Arranged a 1 hr meet for last Friday evening.
Comms were excellent throughout and I was excited to meet her. Arrived at the flat to be greeted  by a blank look and Ashley wearing a grey fluffy bathrobe. Not a great deal of effort made there you might say? Went for a welcome kiss only for her to turn away sharply. “Did I miss something in the profile?” I thought.
Handed over the envelope containing the £150. Every time I do this, the girl goes discretely to another room to count it. Not this time. I was shown into the lounge and told to sit down. She sat the opposite side of the coffee table telling me she was going to “count it to make sure it’s all there.” Not the best warm-up I’ve ever had at a punt.
Then she asked if I’d seen the “nasty” neutral review on UK Punting. I hadn’t, but she proceeded to go through every point in minute detail. The “Z-rated porn star” comment seem to cut the deepest. So I ended up as the sounding board for her displeasure at that review. All the time trying to keep my spirits up for what I hoped would be the shag of a lifetime.

Eventually to the bedroom. Where a large clock was ominously pointed toward the bed. Kit off and at last a look at her body. Her interview says, “34’ legs”. Given that she’s 5’ 2’ tall. That would leave 28 inches from the top of her legs to the top of her head. Hmm. “D cup bra”? ‘C’ at a push and saggy as fuck. Like 2 deflated balloons after a birthday party. That said, she’s been working out and dieting and she is in pretty good shape. Her arse is absolutely fantastic and her skin is smooth and tanned.  Her best feature by far is (are) her eyes. Totally transfixed by them. And when eventually she raised a smile, that was great too.
Reverse oral for a while then I went to her tits. “Gentle with the breasts. No hard sucking and no biting.” When the instructions start, I tend to get pissed off. She went for OWO and I swear she actually sniffed the end of my cock (which throughout the meeting she referred to as my penis) before going for it. Only she was sucking it without pulling the foreskin back. So I grabbed it and did it for her. No more sucking after that. Just licking balls to tip. Things were steadily going downhill and I was struggling to stay interested.

Then she goes out and comes back with her phone. “I need some photos taken for an agency.” Only her phone wouldn’t focus in the light. So she fetched the phone out of my coat and I took some pics and texted them to her. 
Back to the bed and she puts the rubber on me. XL but still too bloody tight. I asked for cowboy which she tried, before suggesting that we’d better start with doggy to get it in. She put a butt plug in her arse - the sight of which made me even stiffer and knelt at the end of the bed. I put him in and placed my left leg onto the bed for some extra thrust. “No! Both feet on the floor!” she ordered. WTF? She’s a fucking porn star. Charges for the privilege but doesn’t want to be fucked like one.
I was totally pissed off at this stage and pulled out. I asked her to finish me off with oral and hand. Again, only licking the cock with the foreskin back and she kept saying in a baby voice. “No spunky. I don’t like spunky.” Which I took to mean “”don’t cum on me”. So I asked about the bukkake vids she’s done and she admitted she hated it. “But when you’re on camera, you can’t pull a disgusted face.” That killed my illusions once-and-for-all. 

Then the alarm bells started discretely ringing. Every 5 minutes for the last 15, a little tone from the vicinity of the clock. Clock-watcher? Or “clock listener”. Same thing.
I never pop before 45 minutes. I too am on a timer. This time it took the full hour and I had to think of a previous punt to get there.

I’m sad at having to write this. But this Forum is about advising other punters where to and where not to spend their cash. And apart from the odd pimp promoting his girl or another girl slagging off her opposition once in a while, it does a pretty good job. So forgive the overly-long review. I just had to tell it the way it is. I can imagine her reaction when she reads this. But it's honest Ashley. I have no axe to grind. It was a pretty shit punt with just the odd couple of highs.

I still actually like the girl. As I said, she has a stunning face, wonderful eyes and a great smile. “Z List porn star”? I disagree. There's a thread on Freeones.com that shows she's been busy. Aberdeen are an “A” list football team in Scotland, but on the World stage, they are not Barcelona. I caught her in a very bad mood regarding the review she’d read. I tried very hard throughout the meet to be upbeat and look past that. Hoping that things would suddenly get better. She should have put it out of her mind while I was there.

Where does it say “no kissing” on her AW profile? How can you get turned on by a porn star that doesn’t kiss? £150 wasted I suppose. But at least my curiosity is satisfied if nothing else.   
« Last Edit: February 08, 2016, 11:14:42 AM by raymcfarland »


10 review(s) found for AshleyRider1988 linked to in above post (5 positive, 2 neutral, 3 negative)

Offline mavgoose

Great review Ray. Honest and accurate. Mirror image of my visit to her, except I only wasted £80 of my hard earned.
Nice of her to share her attitude to her "work".

Sounded like she was almost daring you to leave a neutral / negative review. I was maybe too kind in my rating. Simply a neutral because it was "her". If I'd paid £60 on a new girl or foreign girl, it would have been a negative.

Ashley, your looks will fade and your notoriety will diminish.
Don't treat punters like mugs. One day you'll need them and wonder why your phone isn't ringing.

Ouch! Good review and validates my gut feelings on this "porn star".

Ashley, if you play the high-profile game, trade on "status" and provide a shit service, your negative reviews will stand above the positives.  You can get away with it on AW but you're being found out here.  You need to decide whether the game is for you or not.  I suggest not.

Offline DG

This review just reaffirms my no-go list, which currently includes Romanians and Porn Stars.
Banning reason: White-knight

Offline nobo

Have to agree with all of above. Saw her last summer. Very very average. Can think of easily 6 better in and around Glasgow.

Offline bigmike32

I have seen her porn and think she looks really good. Buy after reading the reviews about her i think i need to stay clear. She clearly has an axe to grind and her attitude seems to be very negative she shouldnt be working as an escort or a pornstar if she clearly doesnt want to be doing it. Great review and i hope she reads it to learn some life lessons.

Offline auldie63

Obviously a good enough actress to perform on the silver screen but when it's in the flesh the pretence is dropped as soon as she's got the gelt squirreled away. Typical egomaniac lovey that should think about an occupation where the script just involves 'Would you like fries with that?'.


Offline benstokes

top notch review. Would hope its read and us punters digest and learn.


Offline mavgoose

Actually, her profile isn't down. The top link works. The second one doesn't.


Offline bigmike32

Check her aw feedback guys. The guy that posted this negavite review on here gave her a positive review on aw wtf.

Check her aw feedback guys. The guy that posted this negavite review on here gave her a positive review on aw wtf.
So he doesn't get negative on there ...he did say on here she's nice eyes and ass!!

Offline chico1000

One of the best reviews I have read.  Thank you for being so honest. Mavs previous review put me off and I had shared a couple of emails up to that point.
 My curiosity shag well and truly knackered but thanks again.
Banning reason: Troll

Offline ickydicky

Outstanding review of a wg who hates her work apart from the gelt. Reviews like Rays are what this site is all about and not the petty schoolplayground bitching at each other.  :hi:
Banning reason: Previously banned (stevieshake)

Offline bigmike32

One of the best reviews on here that i have read and it has put a lot of people off booking her now. But i was curious what her aw feedback was like. I for one wont be booking her if she doesnt like spunky shes in the wrong job.

So he doesn't get negative on there ...he did say on here she's nice eyes and ass!!
Exactly. Why should I get a negative because I give her one for a shite punt? The review system on AW is a sham. That's why we have this site.

Great review Ray. Honest and accurate. Mirror image of my visit to her, except I only wasted £80 of my hard earned.
Nice of her to share her attitude to her "work".

Sounded like she was almost daring you to leave a neutral / negative review. I was maybe too kind in my rating. Simply a neutral because it was "her". If I'd paid £60 on a new girl or foreign girl, it would have been a negative.

Ashley, your looks will fade and your notoriety will diminish.
Don't treat punters like mugs. One day you'll need them and wonder why your phone isn't ringing.

I do wish I'd seen your review. The only time I didn't look on here before booking. I guess my "infatuation" blinded my common sense. She did mention that she'd seen that I have reviewed on here. My only previous Negatives however were about when meetings never actually happened through no fault of my own. I've had 3 restless nights wondering whether to review or not and if so, how much to include. Glad I got the whole shambles off my chest. Maybe I'll get a good night's sleep. I guess by adjusting her name (by adding 1988) to her Twitter account name, she won't get found by punters searching for Ashley Ryder?

Offline Jock D

Excellent review Ray.

Ashley you should be ashamed of yourself, you are obviously deluded, lack any form of professionalism and treat your paying customers with complete disdain...so just do us all a favour and retire from hooring, as you clearly think your far too good to be doing it anyway.  :hi:

Offline bigmike32

Ita a great review ray and the review system on aw is a piece of crap. But us punters get judged by it and some wgs wont see us if we have a negative. Ashley is a decent looking lassie but she lacks respect and she clearly doesnt want to give a good service. Get a 9 - 5 job that you will enjoy and actually give it some effort.

Offline Courtney

she kept saying in a baby voice. “No spunky. I don’t like spunky.”

.....that is so weird.  :wackogirl: :wackogirl: :wackogirl: :dash:

Offline bigmike32

I hope ashley reads this she will flip and take out on her next punter. Ps ive stopped following her on twitter lol

I took a look at her Twitter. The rear photo on Feb 5th is one of the half dozen I took of her on my phone. Only she's cropped the head off. Quite funny really. She states on her Profile that she's "well connected" for any unwanted services a punter might offer. Yet she asks me to take some crappy shots in the bedroom for an agency? Maybe she was just killing time. If I see them online, perhaps I could ask her for a fee.   :D




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