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Offline Matium

ask them what window they wish to leave by head first

But if you're naked and he's being a dick, how do you confront him then?

Don't you have to a bit more diplomatic in getting rid of him?

But if you're naked and he's being a dick, how do you confront him then?

Don't you have to a bit more diplomatic in getting rid of him?

nope i say it as it is

Offline sarahjayneleeds

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For the WGs:

How do you deal with, and get rid of, annoying clients?

Depends in what way annoying and to what degree. It is true that as time goes on you get a 'Knobhead Radar' so reality is you don't get many. I won't take a booking from someone I haven't seen before without speaking to them on the phone first just to get a feel of what they are like, similar to you guys when doing the booking. If they sound iffy on the phone or I get a bad vibe then I simply say I am booked and store their number as a No!. If they get here and then start acting up it depends on in what way.  Remarks and comments I can deal with simply grin and bear it and don't see them again. If they look drunk/drugged up at the door they simply don't get in. I have had one who did get in he seemed OK when he arrived, I thought he was just nervous but after 5 mins went all weird on me ( so I'm guessing he took something) anyway he accused me of stealing from him I hadn't been anywhere near him at this point, he still had all his clothes on and just went into a full blown rant in the bedroom waving his arms about and shouting. I have never been so scared in my life. I ran downstairs and out of the back door into the garden  locking it behind me. I stood in the garden for a bit thinking this loony is in my house I didn't have my phone, car keys or anything  fortunately I was still dressed in normal-ish clothes. The next thing he was at my living room window looking at me in the garden he opened the window and said "what ya doing?" I asked him to leave my house or I was going to my neighbours to call the police and he said "It's ok I'm sorry I've found my money now come back in and we will start again" WTF !!. He was completely calm at this point and really couldn't see what my problem was. As I said  he had obviously  took something probably a few minutes before he arrived. I told him he needed to leave now and the key was in the front door so could he let himself out and leave or I would be calling the police as he should not be in there after a while he agreed. I went out my side gate and round the side of my house and hid among the wheelie bins  to make sure he had left after a long while he did. As soon as I saw him walk up the street I then went back to the back garden and let myself in through the back door and ran through and locked the front door too. He could of taken the key or anything else for that matter but he didn't. He also left the money for the booking on the bed !! so maybe he realised he was wrong, maybe he thought he had had the booking who knows ..... .

This was all while ago now I changed my AW profile to service seekers so it was not visable to anyone seeking escorts. Since then I have only seen regular clients and the odd few from Adult Fairground (which I never got any work from before) and this is still the case, although now is it set as erotic content only because I have decided to return to escorting in the middle of this month. The odd few that I have seen from AF has shown me that this was just a one -off (hopefully) but I am pretty sure should anything similar happen in the future I will either go back to seeing people I know and trust or quit altogether.

Offline Kitty

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Can i possibly reask this question given its now on the previous page and maybe people like Miss Squires / Sarah / Kitty / Rangersburd may missed it.

One of my favourites was, "If you gave this girl a posh flat overlooking the thames she could be another Christine Keeler and bring down a government". It made me giggle, and is totes gonna happen one day.... *insert evil cackle*

The best compliment of all? Being told by someone I admire that they've enjoyed spending time with me. Simple yet effective.


Offline sarahjayneleeds

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Further to this thread.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?board=1.0

Think its worth asking. What is the best compliment a guy has ever gave you, or if you cannot think of any, then could ever give you?

The best compliment is simply that he returns  :). Anything said to me during or after a booking I personally take with a pinch of salt. I am very suspicious of folk in general and don't take compliments well in work or private life and would think the following :

A After extra free time

B Hoping for a discount next time

C Needs to get out more

Sorry very tongue in cheek but you get the drift.  :)


Further to this thread.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?board=1.0

Think its worth asking. What is the best compliment a guy has ever gave you, or if you cannot think of any, then could ever give you?

returning again & again


Offline Cactus

Not followed this full thread so forgive me if this has been asked already...

For the ladies:

What age did you start out as an escort?  And how did you start (parlour/indie etc etc)?

Not followed this full thread so forgive me if this has been asked already...

For the ladies:

What age did you start out as an escort?  And how did you start (parlour/indie etc etc)?

was 32 & half oh def indie

Offline Kitty

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Not followed this full thread so forgive me if this has been asked already...

For the ladies:

What age did you start out as an escort?  And how did you start (parlour/indie etc etc)?

18, and progressed from parlour to agency to parlour to high-end agency have finally settled as an indie after I returned to the country to find my much beloved agency had closed :(


Offline cunnyhunt




Please don't stick them up a girls ass and take a photograph though

Offline Brianna

Not followed this full thread so forgive me if this has been asked already...

For the ladies:

What age did you start out as an escort?  And how did you start (parlour/indie etc etc)?

I started at 22 after talking to another girl that was doing it and earning far more than I was as a duty Manager in a Hotel. She made it all sound so easy. I worked for an outcall agency in the North West, (I am from the South) and whilst is was no the world of glamour that was suggested to me, I did find it fun and exciting.

Another friend asked me to help out at a parlour as the boss had just had a mass clearout, and was desperate for new girls. I started doing two days at the parlour and two days out calls. My inherent laziness meant I soon stopped doing outcalls, as it was just getting too much hassle, so I started working for these two days at a different parlour/sauna.

Now I am slowly cutting back my time as a working girl. I work one day regular parlour, one day for long term regulars only, and three days as a Maid.

Offline Matium

For the WGs:

Shouldn't WGs organise themselves as other industries and have Christmas and Summer Sales or discounts for OAPS?

Offline Sarahs Back

For the WGs:

Shouldn't WGs organise themselves as other industries and have Christmas and Summer Sales or discounts for OAPS?
Haha you have to be kidding
This is the best time of year for us but before you all get excited
January is pants! So evens it out
But a lot of girls do advertise a January sale

Offline Matium

Any chance of a discount or a raffle for UKP guys?

 :diablo:

For the WGs:

Shouldn't WGs organise themselves as other industries and have Christmas and Summer Sales or discounts for OAPS?

oaps no chance, prefer them under 35

Offline mh

This is the best time of year for us ...

I'm sorry but I don't believe that is generally true. It may be true for you, but I see (and have already seen this year) far more offers and incentives from WGs in late November and December than at any other time of year.

Offline James999

I'm sorry but I don't believe that is generally true. It may be true for you, but I see (and have already seen this year) far more offers and incentives from WGs in late November and December than at any other time of year.

I agree, Two different girls told me last week how quiet it was at present, and agree there are many "offers" around at present  :hi:

Offline Sarahs Back

Any chance of a discount or a raffle for UKP guys?

 :diablo:
Strangly I just got really aroused at the thought of the UKP Christmas party

Anyway where was we, it would be just my luck to do a raffle and someone from Leeds or Scotland would win!
But having said that, you have put the idea in my head now

Offline Sarahs Back

I'm sorry but I don't believe that is generally true. It may be true for you, but I see (and have already seen this year) far more offers and incentives from WGs in late November and December than at any other time of year.
1) Christmas visiting, means hotels are booked
2) christmas parties
3) the Christmas bonus is coming soon
4) your Christmas pre$$ie to yourself (did you see what I done there)
5) and the regulars like to see their girl for Christmas

Offline James999

Anyway where was we, it would be just my luck to do a raffle and someone from Leeds or Scotland would win!
But having said that, you have put the idea in my head now

That's the winners problem :)

Could easily be done get some "free publicity" for you, and it's giving something back to the board as you are not a subscriber  :(

Offline mh

4) your Christmas pre$$ie to yourself (did you see what I done there)

Ah yes, a pro$$ie pre$$ie. I like unwrapping those.

I still think that while some girls may well benefit from Christmas behaviours (hotel stays, parties, etc) it can be a time of year when more ladies come onto the WG market temporarily (though I've not seen any yet in my area this year) and many established WGs suffer from punters' lack of funds and time at Christmas and afterwards. I'm only going by the offers I have seen and the requests from WGs to book a meeting with them. Surely this is the best proof of the situation? Of course it could be the sustained downturn biting rather than just Christmas.

Offline Matium

it would be just my luck to do a raffle and someone from Leeds or Scotland would win!
But having said that, you have put the idea in my head now

In that case it would be up to the guy in Leeds or Scotland to make the arrangements to come and see you.

It wouldn't be your problem as your only concern would be to wait to be unwrapped!

 :diablo:

Offline Sarahs Back

In that case it would be up to the guy in Leeds or Scotland to make the arrangements to come and see you.

It wouldn't be your problem as your only concern would be to wait to be unwrapped!

 :diablo:
but I can only do outcalls now the incall thing fell through! or should I say....GOT CLOSED DOWN!


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