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Offline seward

Any opinions on prossies that are either totally mechanical or the ridiculous Ott orgasms and moaning my own thoughts are I think on a  personal level quiet ones aren't so offputing as the fake moaners anybody else with any thoughts :wacko:

Offline cueball

Do what I do, I ride the fantasy wave for the duration of the punt and step back into the real world when the door closes behind me.

I'll happily accept the act, I'm paying for the act, some may act and some may not but I'm paying for a good time and I want enthusiasm.

Online OakTree

Yep same here. Wether she's acting or its real at least she's making some effort one way or another.

I'd rather that than her totally bored and disinterested answering text messages while shagging her doggy style. That actually happened.

Offline seward

Bloody hell that conjours up a picture I'll try to forget is that what they mean by multi tasking :D

Offline Sonny Crockett

110% of the time it is fake!!!
Banning reason: Troll

Offline seward

I think your perception is unfortunately 110% right and we should all bear this in mind where SPs are concerned  :)

Offline 7x5

I'd much rather ladies didn't fake anything and if I am doing something wrong or could do better, give me a few pointers to make it right, but that's just me. If people like to be mediocre but revel in the fantasy that they are god's gift that's their business!
Banning reason: When 3 long term members report you at the same time it's time to go.

Offline willmo1

Would rather have her knitting than making stupid phoney orgasm noises. Totally hate fake.
Banning reason: Leaver

Offline Sonny Crockett

I'd much rather ladies didn't fake anything and if I am doing something wrong or could do better, give me a few pointers to make it right, but that's just me.

+10000

As long as they show the right attitude and don't turn into Cruella De Vill.
Banning reason: Troll

My default setting is that they're lying back and thinking of England so even if they are enjoying it and are not faking the ooooohs and aaaahhhs I just assume it's an act.
One thing that's mildly pee'd me off in a couple of punts is ladies who really seemed into me/it for 55 mins but then, bang!, an invisible switch was flipped and they suddenly became detached/distant and were very unsubtly turfing me out. Really pricked and burst my illusory feelings of maybe having connected a bit.I ended up slightly deflated but could have been elated.
It's a hard one to call cos I appreciate time is money but I genuinely don't try and nick some extra time and I'm always the one consciously winding it down - basically there's no necessity to be sending me overt signals to clear off.
Ideally, they'd give me a big grin, tell me they enjoyed seeing me, ask me to call again soon and pat my bum on the way out.
I s'pose what I'm saying in a long winded way is they need to keep a consistent mood/approach for the whole booking.

Detest over the top moaning etc

Would literally rather shag a WG in silence - I go for my pleasure not to pleasure them

Removed a Manchester legend from my hot list due to daft moaning etc in my last visit

Detest over the top moaning etc

Would literally rather shag a WG in silence - I go for my pleasure not to pleasure them

Removed a Manchester legend from my hot list due to daft moaning etc in my last visit
As above, got to the stage I mention it before booking and on arrival now !

Offline Nagilum

Some are OTT to the point where it can be off putting. Then you have the other end of the spectrum where they make no noise.

I'm not sure you can truly know...

Offline Rod trotter

The thing i hate most is a booking with a mute.

The best ones are top notch at faking it....the rest can scream as much as they want i love it  :yahoo:
Banning reason: Pathetic little shit threatening Admin that he would get himself banned unless his account is deleted

Offline Sonny Crockett

The best ones are those that are subtle and make it look natural (even though it's not). Overly fake porno screams and mono roboto silences are a big turn-off.
Banning reason: Troll

Offline Ben4454

Most laughable encounter was a working girl moaning like I was lex steel even though I wasn't in her yet. She was new and I assumed she did This to please. Subtle is best.
Banning reason: Ignored admin warning after temporary banning and signed up to malicious troll anti-UKP site

Offline bensonhedges20

Working girls faking it is like female wrestling. So easy to tell
Banning reason: Troll

As long as she doesn’t have that silent blank, the lights are on but no one’s home look or
that look that makes you think she would be more than happy playing with her sodding iPhone right now, if she thought she could get away with it :thumbsdown:

Or at the other end of the scale, wailing away like she’s about to give birth , while having a bog brush rammed up her arse :sarcastic:

I’ll be quite content with something in-between the two extremes, :)

But I much prefer genuine natural sounds & motions from the WG :thumbsup:

110% of the time it is fake!!!
Often it's fake, but certainly not every time. That would mean that no WG ever actually orgasmed during a punt, which is bollocks.

A possible solution to the noisy faker problem would be to instruct the WG at the start of the session that she is NOT to cum as it puts you off your stride  :)

Online OakTree

Often it's fake, but certainly not every time. That would mean that no WG ever actually orgasmed during a punt, which is bollocks

I'm sure it does happen but I think it is a rare occurrence and certainly no where near as often as reported in reviews.

I remember once licking a WG out and I just happened to look up and caught her staring into the distance with a bored as fuck face on. She didn't realised I'd spotted her apathy but remarkably five minutes later she was thrashing around, moaning and gasping in the most realistic and convincing orgasm. I swear if I hadn't spotted her boredom before I would of been convinced she'd really cum.

Offline Dime

Most WGs I've been with moan and scream very loudly especially when I'm licking them downstairs , which I don't mind as it's all part of the punt. I remember during one punt, the girl answered her phone to a another punter wanting to book her whilst giving me a handjob at the same time with her other hand. Her facial expressions towards me suggested she was enjoying it, but I knew it was just part of the act.

Offline willmo1

Most WGs I've been with moan and scream very loudly especially when I'm licking them downstairs , which I don't mind as it's all part of the punt. I remember during one punt, the girl answered her phone to a another punter wanting to book her whilst giving me a handjob at the same time with her other hand. Her facial expressions towards me suggested she was enjoying it, but I knew it was just part of the act.

What?

FFS man.
Banning reason: Leaver


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