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Author Topic: Doesn't like to join me in the shower  (Read 2755 times)

Offline anderson

I've recently started using escorts after the unfortunate collapse of my long marriage. What shocked me the most about the business is the amount of girls that don't want to shower with me during the booked time. This one girl said its because she doesn't like to get her hair wet or mess up her make-up and etc. But at the same time they don't actually mind receiving facials or c.i.m which is very odd to me. Is refusing to join you in the shower common for escorts? Or am I seeing the wrong ones?

Offline Ali Katt

I never take a shower at a WGs place or parlour with or without the WG. I have a shower before setting off. The thing about the WG getting her hair wet is bullshit, she either won't do it because there is a chance a punter might be more inclined to try bareback or more likely she wants you to have a shower on YOUR time to cut the meeting short.



Offline anderson

I never take a shower at a WGs place or parlour with or without the WG. I have a shower before setting off. The thing about the WG getting her hair wet is bullshit, she either won't do it because there is a chance a punter might be more inclined to try bareback or more likely she wants you to have a shower on YOUR time to cut the meeting short.

This actually got me thinking there's this girl when I visited London during the Olympics I saw her two days in a row, first day she agreed to join me and did but on the second day she refused and said she didn't want to get her hair wet as it took a long time to sort out. Then she went on to say my time was up 15 mins into a half an hour booking  :unknown: . While on the 1st day I initiated my exit over fear of staying overtime and putting her in an uncomfortable position.


Offline Lurtz

This actually got me thinking there's this girl when I visited London during the Olympics I saw her two days in a row, first day she agreed to join me and did but on the second day she refused and said she didn't want to get her hair wet as it took a long time to sort out. Then she went on to say my time was up 15 mins into a half an hour booking  :unknown: . While on the 1st day I initiated my exit over fear of staying overtime and putting her in an uncomfortable position.

Take her a shower cap and call her bluff.



Offline anderson

Take her a shower cap and call her bluff.

I am sure she would then say her make-up would come off, although she didn't appear to have much on in the first place.  :(


Online Jimmyredcab

Welcome to the weird world of punting, I have been shagging hookers for over 30 years and still don't understand them, what chance do you have.   ;)

Offline Lurtz

Welcome to the weird world of punting, I have been shagging hookers for over 30 years and still don't understand them, what chance do you have.   ;)

It's simple Jim:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlMKFUy6KBc

Offline Sarahs Back

I use to have showers with the guys till I realised it was 9 times out of 10 a trick to get away with bareback, also the hair and makeup is a big deal ..... The Alice Cooper look is not a big turn on :crazy:

Offline James999

trick to get away with bareback,

You should not trick your clients just to save on the cost of condoms  :scare:

Offline mh

I use to have showers with the guys till I realised it was 9 times out of 10 a trick to get away with bareback, ...

So as soon as a bloke gets into the shower he turns into a rapist, forcing himself upon a vulnerable woman? Get real. I can't imagine a more difficult place than the shower to try this, though I am glad to say I have not tried hard to think about it.

Offline Matium

This actually got me thinking there's this girl when I visited London during the Olympics I saw her two days in a row, first day she agreed to join me and did but on the second day she refused and said she didn't want to get her hair wet as it took a long time to sort out. Then she went on to say my time was up 15 mins into a half an hour booking  :unknown: . While on the 1st day I initiated my exit over fear of staying overtime and putting her in an uncomfortable position.

Most prostitutes have no business sense.

If they did they'd know that a successful business can only be built up with repeat clients.

Offline mh

You should not trick your clients just to save on the cost of condoms  :scare:

 :lol:

Offline Matium

I use to have showers with the guys till I realised it was 9 times out of 10 a trick to get away with bareback

A shower cubicle is not that big a place, I don't see how a man would be able to force himself upon a girl and if he did try, she could always make him crumble by hitting him in the goolagongs.

Offline Ali Katt

A shower cubicle is not that big a place, I don't see how a man would be able to force himself upon a girl and if he did try, she could always make him crumble by hitting him in the goolagongs.
I suppose a punter who wants to do bareback could try it on at anytime. I think what WGs fear most is that a punter might get an extra 10 minutes by having an assisted shower, as most punters know the more bullshit and excuses a WG makes, the less likely they are to get return custom or a good review.

Offline Miss A Squires

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I use to find them incredibly irritating. Guys standing with their backs to the stream or water so it sprayed everywhere, face, hair. Didn't mind being soaped until some idiot decides to shove a handful of soap between my legs and it's cramped & slippery.


Much prefer a sexy bath together if it's a longer booking and a decent large bath.

Offline Sarahs Back

yes you are so right and to add to that...... most girls cant use soap down their as it can give them BV........ and if anyone knows much about it........ boy THEY WONT WANT THAT!
by the way I didn't mention rape or force ...... its a trick or should I say its more of a hope........they live in hope we might change our minds because the condom is sooo far away.....

Offline anderson

yes you are so right and to add to that...... most girls cant use soap down their as it can give them BV........ and if anyone knows much about it........ boy THEY WONT WANT THAT!
by the way I didn't mention rape or force ...... its a trick or should I say its more of a hope........they live in hope we might change our minds because the condom is sooo far away.....

Wow i must say I never realized just how troublesome a shower could be for escorts  :unknown: . Or is this a covert way of getting the punter to spend less time with you. I know for a fact that this girl will practically force everyone to shower in her flat before any bedroom action and will then deduct the shower time from the overall booking.

Online Jimmyredcab

Most prostitutes have no business sense.

If they did they'd know that a successful business can only be built up with repeat clients.

You have to consider that very few would have the brains to run a real business, many girls simply want to top up their benefits, they don't give a shit about repeat clients.   :thumbsdown:

Offline squelching-companion

I've recently started using escorts after the unfortunate collapse of my long marriage. What shocked me the most about the business is the amount of girls that don't want to shower with me during the booked time. This one girl said its because she doesn't like to get her hair wet or mess up her make-up and etc. But at the same time they don't actually mind receiving facials or c.i.m which is very odd to me. Is refusing to join you in the shower common for escorts? Or am I seeing the wrong ones?

Not all escort are like that like, for instance I encourage having sexy fun in the shower together with all my clients. They enjoy leaving with with a big smile on their face. If I mess up my make up, no probs just do again. As the importance is making sure other get the most out of time. The moment clients walk through the door they are wowed with such a friendly sexy present. I always give clients the whole booking time regardless of having a shower on arrival giving 10 minutes free. Then 10-15 minutes after, being very lenient laid back. The good ones do exist when found.

I would like to add that every single who books me are treated with 100% respect my feedback and field reports reflect this.
« Last Edit: September 26, 2012, 11:01:06 PM by squelching-companion »

Offline Redvee

I visited a chinese WG in a house and she asked if I wanted a shower, I said only if you join me, as I'd already showered before leaving home, she willing joined me in the cramped cubicle and we washed each other which helped get things on a good 'standing'. Obviously there was some close contact of genitals as we kissed briefly but I knew not to push the matter and we spent a pleasant hour in the bedroom.

Offline SuffrageforNuffrage

You have to consider that very few would have the brains to run a real business, many girls simply want to top up their benefits, they don't give a shit about repeat clients.   :thumbsdown:


I wholeheartedly agree that the contingent of people working within this idustry, of which we are all a part, that simply 'do not give a shit about clients', is now without doubt, (relatively) astronomically high.  Particularly when taking into account the niche, supposed luxury nature of the service being offered in exchange for vast sums of money (in some/many case, of course, guys elect to frequent 'walk-ins' (sic????)/ parolours in which perhaps the terms are slightly different?)  Regardless, compartative to the vast hourly rates maintained, as standard by WG's, the level of; integrity, authenticity and honesty in the service recieved by the punter, is far, far, too often simply not proportionate. 

Basic human compassion seems in many cases to be now something of utter unnecessity (from the point of view of the WG). b]Since it is not a chargable service or not soon likey to become a regalar addition to the ever growing list of 'extras'!, it is simply overlooked, resulting in a WG's apparent disinterest into something which is the foundation to any fair, satisfying punt; acquiring at least a baic knowledge of a client's specific punting requirements and harbouring genuine desire to, not just provide these requested services, but provide them with authentic passion and desire to surpass a client's expectation of this punt or transcend the experiences previously notched up during their hisortical punting expeditions!

Too few, again lack the ambition, if have ever had the mere notion cross their mind, to attempt to possibly provide your guy of the moment with (at least! ;) one of those illusive 'firsts'; is the WG equivilent of the Mcdonald's 5***** rating  :lol: and something which leaves any 'genuine' WG leave the appointment with just as much of a spring in her step as it did her punter!  All this I agree with and agree with passinately. 

Although I agree that there is an element, most definitely significant, that ar of this nature, can you quantify your proclaimation that 'very few' have the brains to run a real business.  'Very few' is a potent statement.......can you illlustrate some evidence to support such a strong percentage of WG's lacking the brains to rub a business?  It has alwasy been my ANECDOTAL supposition that some ARE indeed to thik while others, very much depending on location and other variables, could be considered good buiness women due to their recognition of the implications geography has on the implications for the necessity for repeat business and so on.  I DO NOT IN ANY WAY CONDONE SUCH A WAY OF CONDUCTING ONES BUSINESS, but simply must put across a thought that has occurred to me base don the stories realyed to me by relieved punters after they have had a session with myself or one of the other credible WG's in my area, as this point is VERY much relavent to the area in which I opertate.   In my opinoin, this statement requires quantification if it is to be credible?  Again, I's ask the same things abou your claim 'many' just want to top up their benefits.  I' not sure what this inferes about your suppositions about the nuber of WG's that arethe (righteful) benefactors of such benefits?


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