Author Topic: Names for boobs (Read 1854 times)

Pennine Rover · « **on:** February 01, 2016, 08:31:10 am »

A lady friend who has superb F cup boobs has suggested I give them names. Other than something corny like Tit and Tat, I've not come up with anything.
Any suggestions?

Poopster · « **Reply #1 on:** February 01, 2016, 09:36:03 am »

I'd love to join in but I'm not a hormone-driven 16 year old virgin anymore.

StevenS · « **Reply #2 on:** February 01, 2016, 09:47:32 am »

Ronnie and reggie

nigel4498 · « **Reply #3 on:** February 01, 2016, 11:49:40 am »

Left and Right.
You must feel a right tit.

cockneybstrd · « **Reply #4 on:** February 01, 2016, 11:53:07 am »

Quote from: StevenS on February 01, 2016, 09:47:32 am

Ronnie and reggie

what did you call her cunt charlie ??

GreyDave · « **Reply #5 on:** February 01, 2016, 11:56:05 am »

Quote from: cockneybstrd on February 01, 2016, 11:53:07 am

what did you call her cunt charlie ??

Hattie

GreyDave · « **Reply #6 on:** February 01, 2016, 11:57:30 am »

I called. Nicole

KKs pair the Twins though ..cause they were a pair of heavies...

HighlyMotivated · « **Reply #7 on:** February 01, 2016, 12:11:51 pm »

Timon and Pumbaa

StevenS · « **Reply #8 on:** February 01, 2016, 12:14:58 pm »

Quote from: cockneybstrd on February 01, 2016, 11:53:07 am

what did you call her cunt charlie ??

Cornell 😀

tonibell99 · « **Reply #9 on:** February 01, 2016, 12:18:00 pm »

Droopy and saggy?

howrude · « **Reply #10 on:** February 01, 2016, 10:15:28 pm »

Big Tit and Big Tit.

Sonny Crockett · « **Reply #11 on:** February 01, 2016, 10:24:36 pm »

Bazookers!!!!

DoberManic · « **Reply #12 on:** February 01, 2016, 10:35:38 pm »

I've always liked gazongas myself

cueball · « **Reply #13 on:** February 01, 2016, 11:29:20 pm »

Doobers

I don't know where I've got that from though, doobers are big though, if they're not big they're not doobers

newforthisyear · « **Reply #14 on:** February 02, 2016, 12:06:31 am »

Fun bags

Sonny Crockett · « **Reply #15 on:** February 02, 2016, 12:10:54 am »

Cup Cakes!!!

robbybox · « **Reply #16 on:** February 02, 2016, 01:05:02 am »

"Cor blimey Guv! She's not half got some lunch on her"... stolen from an episode of The Sweeney.

getonit · « **Reply #17 on:** February 02, 2016, 09:20:25 pm »

To quote the late great john candy from uncle buck :

" And then there was your boobs we did. Now, your boobs were Minnie and Mickey, I remember that because of Disney World. And Felix! Felix is what we called your " .

[cut to the next scene, where a cat meows loudly]

jimbobwood · « **Reply #18 on:** February 02, 2016, 09:22:29 pm »

Snuggle Pups

EnglishRebecca121 · « **Reply #19 on:** February 02, 2016, 09:23:18 pm »

i call mine pinky and perky!

Nagilum · « **Reply #20 on:** February 02, 2016, 11:03:41 pm »

Quote from: DoberManic on February 01, 2016, 10:35:38 pm

I've always liked gazongas myself

California Man

Nagilum · « **Reply #21 on:** February 02, 2016, 11:04:27 pm »

I would go with Hinden Burg

Jamboney · « **Reply #22 on:** February 02, 2016, 11:09:14 pm »

Chebs

webpunter · « **Reply #23 on:** February 03, 2016, 12:29:00 am »

An old one - BRISTOLS

stevedave · « **Reply #24 on:** February 03, 2016, 12:39:15 am »

Top Bollocks.

webpunter · « **Reply #25 on:** February 04, 2016, 01:22:54 am »

Look at the "Norks" on that !

badsin · « **Reply #26 on:** February 04, 2016, 04:20:09 pm »

Julie's

Ben4454 · « **Reply #27 on:** February 04, 2016, 05:13:45 pm »

i'd be embarassed to know anyone who names their tits.

CoolTiger · « **Reply #28 on:** February 04, 2016, 05:20:07 pm »

How about Ying and Yang!!

raylondoner · « **Reply #29 on:** February 04, 2016, 05:37:22 pm »

Quote from: boo boo on February 02, 2016, 09:23:18 pm

i call mine pinky and perky!

Oh yes, think I would love to see "P&P" in the flesh Boo Boo!

hullad · « **Reply #30 on:** February 04, 2016, 08:16:50 pm »

Blackadder on " DEVILS DUMPLINGS" ....... and off

webpunter · « **Reply #31 on:** February 09, 2016, 01:21:04 am »

RACK
From The Hangover External Link/Members Only At 1min17secs "Ma'am, in the leopard dress, you have an amazing rack"

Type_O_Negative · « **Reply #32 on:** February 09, 2016, 11:43:36 am »

Bazookas or bombshells

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #33 on:** February 09, 2016, 11:59:29 am »

Quote from: Pennine Rover on February 01, 2016, 08:31:10 am

A lady friend who has superb F cup boobs has suggested I give them names. Other than something corny like Tit and Tat, I've not come up with anything.
Any suggestions?

link please

oring123 · « **Reply #34 on:** February 14, 2016, 05:28:10 pm »

Mild and BITTER

DoberManic · « **Reply #35 on:** February 14, 2016, 05:37:34 pm »

Quote from: webpunter on February 04, 2016, 01:22:54 am

Look at the "Norks" on that !

Nice one WP

Reminds me of the Prince Philip newsreel piss take on Mock the Week

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Prince Philip "Could I just say, you really do have a terrific pair of NORKS; they are magnificent. Are they your own?"

Blackpool Rock · « **Reply #36 on:** February 14, 2016, 05:39:25 pm »

Jugs; puppies and milkers are ones i remember from being a teenager though a couple of years back I saw a regular girl who had just had a quality boob job and commented "Fuck me look at these bad boys"

LL · « **Reply #37 on:** February 14, 2016, 07:51:49 pm »

Jizz targets?
(Obviously with 50 points for a nipple shot, only 25 for the areola, but 40 for double-top [lip]).

Bitofluff · « **Reply #38 on:** February 14, 2016, 07:53:35 pm »

When I was a kid they were Norks or bazookas

webpunter · « **Reply #39 on:** February 14, 2016, 07:57:47 pm »

Top bollocks

Rod trotter · « **Reply #40 on:** February 14, 2016, 10:01:25 pm »

Chas n Dave

blackburnian · « **Reply #41 on:** February 14, 2016, 10:08:28 pm »

Given the state of some of the shite boob jobs that you see from time to time I'm surprised no ones suggested the chuckle brothers - Barry and Paul

Bb

candec · « **Reply #42 on:** February 22, 2016, 11:00:22 am »

If they are big and heavy, i quite like calling them a pair of bouncers.

webpunter · « **Reply #43 on:** February 22, 2016, 03:13:40 pm »

Quote from: stevedave on February 03, 2016, 12:39:15 am

Top Bollocks.

Apologies - i repeated your post a short while after. Must pay more attention

HughJardon · « **Reply #44 on:** February 22, 2016, 03:25:42 pm »

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Phil & Grant

dubs · « **Reply #45 on:** February 22, 2016, 03:47:13 pm »

Badly parked VW Beetles?

A dead heat in a Zeppellin race.

7x5 · « **Reply #46 on:** February 22, 2016, 08:52:22 pm »

Number one and number one.

Tits also works.

As does wax on, wax off.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #47 on:** March 25, 2016, 12:35:53 pm »

after seeing this on another thread. 'floppy whoppers' are what I like to see and play with.

FootieMadJonny · « **Reply #48 on:** March 25, 2016, 02:43:03 pm »

Can't believe "bangers" hasn't been mentioned

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #49 on:** March 25, 2016, 03:17:45 pm »

Quote from: FootieMadJonny on March 25, 2016, 02:43:03 pm

Can't believe "bangers" hasn't been mentioned

"bangers" ?? = Sausages surely? Often served with mash.

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