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Offline Roth

:D :D :D   Your allowed to be fluffy  towards other punters  :D :D :D
With my b/day treat going from s**t to bone in half a day I was thinking of paying ER a visit as I'm on hols for 2 weeks.  Absolutely nothing in Plymouth (Jbjoie apart and that's just dangerous) to consider breaking a genuine retirement for - her DD 2hrs and 90 mins sex for £300 looks a good treat - I like the petite feisty ones.  :kissgirl:

Don't forget Angelina won't be round for much longer.  :(

Offline Hays2012

I wish to make it clear that ER has been very open to me and has done nothing but make me feel like a millionaire. I hope that in the future I am able to make a date with lady. Thank you ER  :D
Banning reason: Harassment of UKP WG on social networking

Offline EnglishRebecca121

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aw thank you , you seem a nice man ! :drinks:

Offline PaintBrush

In the mean time you may wish to consider 'The Roth Top 30'  :yahoo: :yahoo:

Offline Roth

I wish to make it clear that ER has been very open to me and has done nothing but make me feel like a millionaire. I hope that in the future I am able to make a date with lady. Thank you ER  :D

aw thank you , you seem a nice man ! :drinks:

Cmon, Save the flirting for UKE. :(

« Last Edit: February 14, 2016, 11:58:24 PM by Roth »


What does UKE mean? UKE is short for www.UKEscorting.com

I wish to make it clear that ER has been very open to me and has done nothing but make me feel like a millionaire. I hope that in the future I am able to make a date with lady. Thank you ER  :D

 :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:

Date ?  I thought you were paying for sex ?  :unknown:

Feeling like a millionaire don't pay the bills !  :sarcastic:

Hope she gets better soon, this love story has dragged on long enough !  Now get a room next time !   :lol:

So the punter is the one guilty until proven innocent? Whose benefit am I supposed to be writing this review for?
She's flirted and discounted her way out of a negative with Hayes and appears exempt from even the basic forum rules. I feel very uncomfortable writing any criticism about her whilst she is a member.  :thumbsdown: Hopefully I will have a better experience with Roxy to report.

So the punter is the one guilty until proven innocent? Whose benefit am I supposed to be writing this review for?
She's flirted and discounted her way out of a negative with Hayes and appears exempt from even the basic forum rules. I feel very uncomfortable writing any criticism about her whilst she is a member.  :thumbsdown: Hopefully I will have a better experience with Roxy to report.

OK Salt, you were not that scared when abusing the traffic laws were you with you know who in the car !

Offline Andyply

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Hope she gets better soon, this love story has dragged on long enough !  Now get a room next time !   :lol:
Brings tears to the eyes  :cry: I hope they can get it on ......  I hear Hollyoaks have nicked the plot line for Spring...... :cry: 
« Last Edit: February 15, 2016, 01:04:00 PM by Andyply »

Offline Roth

So the punter is the one guilty until proven innocent? Whose benefit am I supposed to be writing this review for?
She's flirted and discounted her way out of a negative with Hayes and appears exempt from even the basic forum rules. I feel very uncomfortable writing any criticism about her whilst she is a member.  :thumbsdown: Hopefully I will have a better experience with Roxy to report.

Hey Salt - get back in yer box! :sarcastic: :sarcastic: If a prossie you hated said yellow you'd say pink even if she was right.  :dash:
« Last Edit: February 15, 2016, 01:34:05 PM by Roth »

Offline Roth

:vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:

Date ?  I thought you were paying for sex ?  :unknown:

Feeling like a millionaire don't pay the bills !  :sarcastic:

Hope she gets better soon, this love story has dragged on long enough !  Now get a room next time !   :lol:

Brings tears to the eyes  :cry: I hope they can get it on ......  I hear Hollyoaks have nicked the plot line for Spring...... :cry:

C'mon guys it the first punt for Hays.  Cut a newbie some slack.  :D Though boo boo should know better than to flirt on here!  :sarcastic:

C'mon guys it the first punt for Hays.  Cut a newbie some slack.  :D Though boo boo should know better than to flirt on here!  :sarcastic:

lol, slack what's that king roth, all we want is Hayes to join our club but the initiation secretary has not been able to process the application.

Offline Roth

lol, slack what's that king roth, all we want is Hayes to join our club but the initiation secretary has not been able to process the application.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline Andyply

 Too right, we're only teasing Hays, good to have another SW contributor/reviewer.  :thumbsup: :hi:

Offline Roth

Too right, we're only teasing Hays, good to have another SW contributor/reviewer.  :thumbsup: :hi:

+1  :thumbsup: Spot on. :thumbsup:  Hayes - if your a newbie then use the forum for research and enjoy punting. :thumbsup:  If your an experienced punter then tell us about your punts and try the odd review now and again maybe?  :thumbsup:

Offline pking_paul

Too right, we're only teasing Hays, good to have another SW contributor/reviewer.  :thumbsup: :hi:

Welcome Hays, folks can be a little rough on newbies here but there are often strange things going on with pimps and prossies - so people are naturally cautious.

Can I take it that you are looking for intelligent women who can hold a conversation as well as your erection?

 :hi:

Offline PaintBrush

Hi PP

Any chance you could ping me a little info on the ladies you mentioned earlier in the thread.

Cheers


Offline GBush

Well the plot thickens! This WG is now claiming on UKE that she is donating her infected kidney to a friend.
Banning reason: Previously banned (The Real Midas Touch)


What does UKE mean? UKE is short for www.UKEscorting.com

Well the plot thickens! This WG is now claiming on UKE that she is donating her infected kidney to a friend.
Can you donate infested kidneys ? Surely the doctors check medical history before taking them !

Anyway sounds utter bollocks, you cant give blood as a prossie but can give a kidney !  :unknown:

http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Blood-donation/Pages/Who-can-use-it.aspx


What does UKE mean? UKE is short for www.UKEscorting.com

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Funny that. I'm sure Rebecca had on her profile recently (where she lists day-by-day upcoming availability) that she was giving blood on a certain day and therefore availability for that day was not 100% certain. Not great if true.

Offline Andyply

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Well the plot thickens! This WG is now claiming on UKE that she is donating her infected kidney to a friend
 
Vincent van Gogh cut off part of his ear ~ what's the issue?   :unknown:

« Last Edit: February 19, 2016, 10:40:44 AM by Andyply »


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Offline Roth

Can you donate infested kidneys ? Surely the doctors check medical history before taking them !

Anyway sounds utter bollocks, you cant give blood as a prossie but can give a kidney !  :unknown:

http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Blood-donation/Pages/Who-can-use-it.aspx

True but relies on the prossie telling the NHS that she's a sex worker. :unknown:

True but relies on the prossie telling the NHS that she's a sex worker. :unknown:
Well thats despicable lies then these rules are there for a reason !

Offline EnglishRebecca121

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I didnt give blood i was being tested to see if my bloogroup matched just couldnt nr assed to explain  That . Why should' go into depth on my availbility...




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