It is sad reading this. I went to what I think was the first LMP party years ago, and went quite regularly for a couple of years after that. Em and Moss always there, vibe great, and some fantastic girls. Really enjoyable.
I also used to go to the (now defunk) Gentlemen's' Parties - which was more down market, for sure, but often had one or two highly shaggable girls.
It certainly sounds like LMP/Phoenix is on a downward spiral, if not on its last legs.
And when I look at other party providers I cannot find any that really seem to be in London, well organised and have good looking girls.
It seems strange - as I sense there is/would be strong demand for a twice or three times per week party in London with some great looking and reliable girls, along the lines of the old LMP model. Is it just not working as "poor management" and with the strong hand of Em/Moss it just does not work.
I have heard girls says parties are a great way to meet clients for future one on one bookings - so parties are a good marketing tool for them.
And, I remember I went to a few parties at Maxes Angels. They were top drawer, albeit expensive.
Guess the day of great parties are gone forever??