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Author Topic: Stop calling Pro$$ies stupid - some of them are really smart...  (Read 8797 times)

Offline Matium

..... I once filled out an application form....
It asked why do you want a job init...
I said "oh my gosh I'd love to work here as they speak my lingo"
How was I to know he meant a job in I.T.... ;)

Good one, Sarah!

 :lol:

Offline Wayang


I have a BA(Hons) 2:1
I can hold a conversation and yes you can test me on it!re


Out of interest in what subject before it is assumed that the degree is in some devious sexual practice.

Offline Matium

That's "funding" not "founding."

I guess the spell checker did not pick that one up?  :D

Sarah did say she's dyslexic.

Offline Melb

I wonder why prossies say they're intelligent in their profiles. I don't see it as a factor in their attraction.

Does anyone on this forum look for intelligence?

I did a quick search on AW for the word intelligent and found 151 hits.
Will we have it as a searchable category sometime?

Sarah did say she's dyslexic.

I know. Given what she has achieved despite her dyslexia, I am hoping that she can see the funny side of my comment. Having been in a similar situation, I am guessing that at worst, my comment brought nothing more than a wry/knowing smile to her face.

It is not like she fucked up her final year project. It's just an internet forum.

Time will tell.  :hi:
« Last Edit: September 20, 2012, 05:36:49 PM by JohnShaft »

Offline Daffodil

I have a BA(Hons) 2:1

I don't know the degree system very well but does (hons) mean with honours? And is that compatible with achieving a second, i.e. 2:1?

Excuse my ignorance if they're compatible.

Offline SteveNova

I don't know the degree system very well but does (hons) mean with honours? And is that compatible with achieving a second, i.e. 2:1?

Excuse my ignorance if they're compatible.
Most degree courses these days are honours courses,  (there used to be 'pass' degree couses without honours), and the 2.1 (upper second) is a description of the standard achieved - it could also be a first class or a 2.2, or a third class.

Offline haystacks79

I don't know the degree system very well but does (hons) mean with honours? And is that compatible with achieving a second, i.e. 2:1?

Excuse my ignorance if they're compatible.

Perfectly compatible, as SteveNova says. Hon shows it's an honours degree rather than an ordinary degree, the 2.1 gives it's classification.

Offline Daffodil

What is an honours degree compared to an ordinary degree?

Offline haystacks79

What is an honours degree compared to an ordinary degree?


Not as easy to explain as you'd expect. This page gives a good idea: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_undergraduate_degree_classification

Online James999

Have you noticed the "I have an Honours degree" bullshit trolled out again, and when asked what it was for the silence is deafening, sounds like more pro$$ie bullshit  :hi:

Offline Sailormack

Have you noticed the "I have an Honours degree" bullshit trolled out again, and when asked what it was for the silence is deafening, sounds like more pro$$ie bullshit  :hi:

Simples...

When phoning a pro$$ie for a price ask her what discount is on offer if you are intelligent and have a couple of degrees.

Now that silence IS deafening  :sarcastic:

Offline Sarahs Back

Have you noticed the "I have an Honours degree" bullshit trolled out again, and when asked what it was for the silence is deafening, sounds like more pro$$ie bullshit  :hi:

Some of us have work to do! So can't spend all day checking for replies
Talking about "trolls" I will try not to rise to the bait...As I can see you like picking on little girls

Bachelor of Arts .... I lost out on a first ....  because of my dissertation, obviously .... but I did also win an award for the most achieved in 3 years (£25 book token lol) I went to Herfordshire University and then St. Albans Cathedral to pick up my degree.....
Anything else you you like to know....

Anyway Yes a lot of guys prefer to shag women with a brain and not girls who don't know their own mind....
But hey, I guess it makes you look better when she doesn't understand what you are talking about
Oh and if you typed in intelligent on aw I hope you enjoyed reading my profile!

If you choose to reply with another put down I will assume you are a troll! So I will not reply
However if you want to reply with some witty banta I'm more than happy

Ps.... I'm using an iPhone so yes the dreaded pridictor got me before... I just knew I was gonna end up with egg on my face...  :rolleyes: But hey ho that's me for ya

Online James999

little girls

Little girl, you told us you were a woman the other day, make your mind up  :dash:

Offline Wayang


Bachelor of Arts ....


I am interested.  In wht subjects was your BA and what was the title of your dissertation?

Offline Sarahs Back

Simples...

When phoning a pro$$ie for a price ask her what discount is on offer if you are intelligent and have a couple of degrees.

Now that silence IS deafening  :sarcastic:

Discount!!!??? Are you for real ... We haven't gone off! well yeah i guess some are past their sell by date.... Or damaged goods ....well yeah some are... Or no good at what they do.... Yeah I guess your right on that one too..... So yes ask them for a discount!
Boy you must be having some happy punts :coolgirl:

Offline Sarahs Back

Little girl, you told us you were a woman the other day, make your mind up  :dash:

I didn't say I was a little girl :P I said you like to pick on little girls

Offline Jimmyredcab



Anyway Yes a lot of guys prefer to shag women with a brain and not girls who don't know their own mind....

That is not a quality I seek, useless degrees mean nothing to me.   :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Offline Jimmyredcab

I didn't say I was a little girl :P I said you like to pick on little girls

Not really, he simply puts them in their place.    :drinks:

Online James999

She's clearly pissed off that no ones impressed with her "education"

People are more interested in a picture of her tits  :sarcastic:

Offline Wayang

That is not a quality I seek, useless degrees mean nothing to me.   :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

JRC, be fair.  An intelligent wG will always ask you to strip off in an intelligent way (whatever that is).

Ps.... I'm using an iPhone so yes the dreaded pridictor got me before... I just knew I was gonna end up with egg on my face...  :rolleyes: But hey ho that's me for ya

I am glad I wasn't the one to put it down to your dyslexia. :hi:

By the way, is egg the only thing you expect to cum on your face?

Offline Sarahs Back

She's clearly pissed off that no ones impressed with her "education"

People are more interested in a picture of her tits  :sarcastic:
You see this is where the real intelligence comes in... Not with spellings or grammar but with the fact I can see right through your game....

Troll; In Internet slang, a troll is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as a forum, chat room, or blog, with the primary intent of provoking readers into an emotional response, or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion. 

See ya!

Ps the smiley with the hat means to most people....I take my hat off to you !!!! so thank you for that

Offline Sarahs Back

Not really, he simply puts them in their place.    :drinks:
Yeah I bet it's  back in the cupboard under the stairs and told to shut up

Online James999

Oh, so lets get this right you keep telling us how clever you are, and if we don't believe you that makes us trolls, and you dont reply to trolls (or so you tell us) but then repeatedly reply, reminding us of course how clever you are  :sarcastic:

Anyway enopugh of all that shit, what are your tits like   :hi:


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