X Chardonnay X - Birmingham

[JJJ]

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Price:80 h/h
Location:B16, just off broad street
Services:69, OWO, kissing

Chardonnay
Profile pics are accurate.  Facially pretty, fantastic size 8 body.  Perfect shaped tits probably had some work done to them.  Nice pert ass.

Meet
Great comms all done via text.  Parking can be tricky now tesco has closed.  Arrived at the location which was a very well presented studio apartment.  Greeted with a smile and kiss on the cheek.  Handed over the hard earned and hung my jacket up. 

If I'm honest Chardonnay looked a bit worn out.  Started to kiss very lightly whilst standing.  We just could not sync.  When I closed my mouth to kiss she would open.  She would open her mouth wide but I couldn't open my lips enough to match.  There was a bit of tongue certainly not DFK.  Removed her dress and bra she has a very nice body.  Whilst gripping her tight little ass I started to kiss her neck and breasts.  Suck her nipples lightly but she unfortunately wasn't very responsive.  Tried to put my ear, neck by her lips to encourage her to kiss me, she either didn't get the hint or it may not be her thing?  Anyway when I was exploring her body she would keep her wrists resting on my shoulders.  No attempt to touch my neck, face or chest.  Would occasionally stroke my crotch area. 

She suggested we go over to the bed, so followed her over took my trousers off and we lay side by side kissing, again we just didn't hit it off.  Started stroking my lil fella up and down, quite enjoyable in all fairness.  Asked if I liked oral, then gave the option of OWO/with.  Proceeded with owo which was slow slightly wet but she didn't go very deep.  Onto 69 she was clean shaven smelt fresh.  Didn't seem like she was enjoying herself, after a few mins she stopped sucking and gently caressed by balls with her nails.  Kept munching away thinking any second now she will start sucking again but instead kept running her fingers up and down my lil fella.  Bit annoying as the little man was going a bit soft.  'That's enough' she says and suggests a hat.  Put one on my semi erect lil one and begins trying to wank it back to life.  'What position do you like' then try's to climb on top but I wasn't quite ready.  I suggested doggy the sight of her bent over springed a bit of life back.  Doggy for nearly 10mins but none of us were enjoying ourselves so made myself cum quick as I could .  Gave me wipes to clean/dispose of myself  May have had 10mins left but I didn't really want to stay so got dressed and left

Positives
Fantastic body
Nice location
Great comms

Negatives
Kissing wasn't deep or pleasant
Average bj
Bit mechanical imo

Conclusion
May have caught Chardonnay at a bad time, unfortunately there was nothing from this meet which would convince me to give her a 2nd chance.  Only reason why I haven't given this review a negative is I can't help thinking maybe I am the reason why I had a average service.  Maybe she didn't like the look of me? Maybe I did nothing to turn her on?.  Few punters have mentioned they found her to be a bit professional to which I agree.  Showed no real emotion or passion.  Felt like her mind was elsewhere

[The Wagged Wascal]

I saw Chardonnay a couple of years ago and my experience was similar to yours which is why I have never been tempted to return. I thought at the time that she was over-rated and your review would tend to support that.

[JJJ]

I saw Chardonnay a couple of years ago and my experience was similar to yours which is why I have never been tempted to return. I thought at the time that she was over-rated and your review would tend to support that.

Shame your experience was similar, would liked to have thought my experience was a one off.

[baseball_99]

I have also posted a review about her few weeks ago of our meeting in Dec 2015, my experience was similar to you.

I got the feeling she lies back and thinks of England!

I'm not after someone who is screaming the place down with fake moans but I would have liked more of a gfe or atleast pretend.

[JJJ]

I'm not after someone who is screaming the place down with fake moans but I would have liked more of a gfe or atleast pretend.

Agree!

[Toohorny123]

Iv seen Chardonnay a few times gotta say enjoyed my punts with her

Seeing her tomorrow after a long time sounds like the quality has dropped after reading this

[Simodo]

External Link/Members Only

Price:80 h/h
Location:B16, just off broad street
Services:69, OWO, kissing

Chardonnay
Profile pics are accurate.  Facially pretty, fantastic size 8 body.  Perfect shaped tits probably had some work done to them.  Nice pert ass.

Meet
Great comms all done via text.  Parking can be tricky now tesco has closed.  Arrived at the location which was a very well presented studio apartment.  Greeted with a smile and kiss on the cheek.  Handed over the hard earned and hung my jacket up. 

If I'm honest Chardonnay looked a bit worn out.  Started to kiss very lightly whilst standing.  We just could not sync.  When I closed my mouth to kiss she would open.  She would open her mouth wide but I couldn't open my lips enough to match.  There was a bit of tongue certainly not DFK.  Removed her dress and bra she has a very nice body.  Whilst gripping her tight little ass I started to kiss her neck and breasts.  Suck her nipples lightly but she unfortunately wasn't very responsive.  Tried to put my ear, neck by her lips to encourage her to kiss me, she either didn't get the hint or it may not be her thing?  Anyway when I was exploring her body she would keep her wrists resting on my shoulders.  No attempt to touch my neck, face or chest.  Would occasionally stroke my crotch area. 

She suggested we go over to the bed, so followed her over took my trousers off and we lay side by side kissing, again we just didn't hit it off.  Started stroking my lil fella up and down, quite enjoyable in all fairness.  Asked if I liked oral, then gave the option of OWO/with.  Proceeded with owo which was slow slightly wet but she didn't go very deep.  Onto 69 she was clean shaven smelt fresh.  Didn't seem like she was enjoying herself, after a few mins she stopped sucking and gently caressed by balls with her nails.  Kept munching away thinking any second now she will start sucking again but instead kept running her fingers up and down my lil fella.  Bit annoying as the little man was going a bit soft.  'That's enough' she says and suggests a hat.  Put one on my semi erect lil one and begins trying to wank it back to life.  'What position do you like' then try's to climb on top but I wasn't quite ready.  I suggested doggy the sight of her bent over springed a bit of life back.  Doggy for nearly 10mins but none of us were enjoying ourselves so made myself cum quick as I could .  Gave me wipes to clean/dispose of myself  May have had 10mins left but I didn't really want to stay so got dressed and left

Positives
Fantastic body
Nice location
Great comms

Negatives
Kissing wasn't deep or pleasant
Average bj
Bit mechanical imo

Conclusion
May have caught Chardonnay at a bad time, unfortunately there was nothing from this meet which would convince me to give her a 2nd chance.  Only reason why I haven't given this review a negative is I can't help thinking maybe I am the reason why I had a average service.  Maybe she didn't like the look of me? Maybe I did nothing to turn her on?.  Few punters have mentioned they found her to be a bit professional to which I agree.  Showed no real emotion or passion.  Felt like her mind was elsewhere

[Simodo]

Hi
I've seen Chardonnay a fair few times ,she's very pleasant and enjoyed the experience a few years ago,but at the end of the day it's just the money she wants. Must be difficult  if she does not remotely fancy the other person,and possibly catching her on a bad day.
I personally think her prices are to high and have gone elsewhere.

[johnnyboy61]

I've seen her three times at the end of last year and I thought she was pretty consistent across the meetings and she was definitley one of the most responsive ladies I have been with and she wasn't mechanical at all. I had thought that she was very professional, but clearly if she can't give a consistent service to all of her clients she needs to reassess her approach. Hopefully she will see this review and the other comments below it and learn from it, because girls that give a two tier service can leave some punters bemused at what all the fuss was about and doubt the positive reviews. Thank you for the review.

[Toohorny123]

I've seen her three times at the end of last year and I thought she was pretty consistent across the meetings and she was definitley one of the most responsive ladies I have been with and she wasn't mechanical at all. I had thought that she was very professional, but clearly if she can't give a consistent service to all of her clients she needs to reassess her approach. Hopefully she will see this review and the other comments below it and learn from it, because girls that give a two tier service can leave some punters bemused at what all the fuss was about and doubt the positive reviews. Thank you for the review.

Totally agree mate

Well i am seeing her today so will let you guys know

[JJJ]

I've seen her three times at the end of last year and I thought she was pretty consistent across the meetings and she was definitley one of the most responsive ladies I have been with and she wasn't mechanical at all. I had thought that she was very professional, but clearly if she can't give a consistent service to all of her clients she needs to reassess her approach. Hopefully she will see this review and the other comments below it and learn from it, because girls that give a two tier service can leave some punters bemused at what all the fuss was about and doubt the positive reviews. Thank you for the review.

I've experienced this two tier service from a few wgs.  Agree they need to be giving a consistent service to all.  Judging by comments above seems a few punters have received a 2nd tier service from this sp.  Which leads me to believe I possibly hadn't caught her on a bad day?.  Hopefully she can take on board the comments which have been left on here and provides a better service to the person who is going to see her today.  Unfortuntely I just can't see her service levels being that much better

[leicesterdude]

For £80 for 30 minutes work. There should be no such thing as a 'bad time'.

She should only take bookings if she's going to be 100%. That coupled with the fact you left 10 minutes early and she made you feel uncomfortable in her presence would be a resounding negative from me.

[vw]

For £80 for 30 minutes work. There should be no such thing as a 'bad time'.

She should only take bookings if she's going to be 100%. That coupled with the fact you left 10 minutes early and she made you feel uncomfortable in her presence would be a resounding negative from me.

So true the question is is she running a 2 tier system or are reviewers wrapping her up in bows !

[JJJ]

So true the question is is she running a 2 tier system or are reviewers wrapping her up in bows !

Very good question indeed. 

Maybe sometimes we are so besotted by a wgs looks we overlook the fact the actual punt was quite average?
I didn't book via aw, could this be a factor? (Should it?)

[johnnyboy61]

Very good question indeed. 

Maybe sometimes we are so besotted by a wgs looks we overlook the fact the actual punt was quite average?
I didn't book via aw, could this be a factor? (Should it?)

So I come on here expressing my honest view, but not disputing that the reviewer might have had a bad punt and saying she needs to take note and get her act together, and suddenly I and the other previous reviewers are suspected of being besotted with her looks. Unbelievable!

[JJJ]

So I come on here expressing my honest view, but not disputing that the reviewer might have had a bad punt and saying she needs to take note and get her act together, and suddenly I and the other previous reviewers are suspected of being besotted with her looks. Unbelievable!

Honestly wasn't a personal attack on previous reviewers.  Intended on being a general comment, which imo is good question.  Sorry if I have offended you.

[baseball_99]

I am wondering whether the review i left should have been neutral rather than positive. 

Chardonnay is actually a lovely person, really down to earth, very welcoming, easy to talk to and we were laughing  / making jokes with each other before and after. Booking is straight forward, location excellent and most of all in my opinion Chardonnay is fit. I have a thing for girls with blonde hair and along with her amazing body everything is so far is positive.

Chardonnay has boundaries as clearly stated on her a/w profile , she describes herself as a lady of class and possibly trying to portray this image gets in the way of a proper GFE fuck.

Actually getting down to business I would describe it as functional and a GFE experience similar to having sex with your long term partner. If she was a little more responsive , made me feel just for the 30mins she was enjoying herself I'd be back!

If she was a total bitch then she would get a negative , but she isnt, everything is clearly stated on her a/w and web site, getting to shag someone who is as fit as she with all positives I have mentioned above at time of writing the review is probably I gave a positive rather than neutral.

Having seen Thai Sammy and NewKatie69 since they both made me feel like 'cock of the walk' and i didnt get this feeling with Chardonnay.

On Chardonnay's website she mentions she likes fantasy role play and sex games so I am possibly considering an hour booking with this thrown in will give a good indication on a potential 2 tier system especially for those like me who consider her not not to be responsive & lacks passion / emotion.

[johnnyboy61]

I am wondering whether the review i left should have been neutral rather than positive.....

Actually getting down to business I would describe it as functional and a GFE experience similar to having sex with your long term partner. If she was a little more responsive , made me feel just for the 30mins she was enjoying herself I'd be back!.....

On Chardonnay's website she mentions she likes fantasy role play and sex games so I am possibly considering an hour booking with this thrown in will give a good indication on a potential 2 tier system especially for those like me who consider her not not to be responsive & lacks passion / emotion.

I'm honestly not waving a flag for Chardonnay, but my experiences with her have been so far removed from this as to sound almost like we reviewed a different woman. Yes, first time she was a little slow to warm up, but I have rarely come across such a responsive woman and by the end of the meet the carefully manicured elegant lady looked a bit of a mess and literally shagged out. Perhaps the difference is I booked her for an hour and maybe in a half hour meeting she is going fairly rapidly through her tick list of things to do.

[baseball_99]

When we met the first half hour was nuru followed by 30mins gfe so possibly things were rushed within the 30mins, but I've had other 30min appointments with other escorts which I have enjoyed a lot more.

I am slightly baffled by her pricing policy, you can pay less for more services with other escorts so is it just her looks?

I'm prepared to give her the benefit of the doubt and try an hour booing, the ideal of a fantasy role play is right up my street.

[Dodo]

To use an analogy......
One bloke driving a Ferrari around a race track will get a better performance out of it than another guy simply because he is a better driver but the car is the same !!

[seward]

To use an analogy......
One bloke driving a Ferrari around a race track will get a better performance out of it than another guy simply because he is a better driver but the car is the same !!

Yes but if the car is running below par after the first driver as had the best then it needs a bit of maintenance so driver 2 doesn't get substandard performance especially as there paying the same for a track day good analogy though

[leicesterdude]

That analogy doesn't work.

The service isn't constant. That's the whole issue here.

Now compare it all to a football player. Playing two games. One after the other. Which ones going to be the better performance?

My view is. If she can't give 100% and can make someone feel so awkward in her presence they'd rather leave then spend a third of there allocated time with her. Something fundamentally wasn't right here.


That's no slight to anyone who's had a good experience. Good on you.

But when I read of someone handing out that sort of Cash and feeling that way for it. I personally wouldn't chance it. If I'm paying a bird £160 an hour, I expect to feel like a king.

[seward]

Maybe it's all the positives on AW feedback and field reports that causes complacent attitude ,perhaps as punters
we should take note in the reviews section and ease off enmasse booking the WG in question a reduction in income is probably the best way to make sure the standards dont fall money is the reason they do it so it's the  most effective method of getting consistent punts

[Brumbrum]

I would also say that the ops review is correct and a similar experience to the one I had last year. Nice women but average encounter.

[seward]

Brumbrum what you've said in your post say's more than just text  it gives the message this girl is charging top cash and leaving punters feeling short changed yet again fantastic Aw feed back and reality mediocre service I think after reading the comments on this review I would look at the cost and think about the risk of disappointment tend to believe the reviews on here than the AW  wonderful recommendations

[vw]

Brumbrum what you've said in your post say's more than just text  it gives the message this girl is charging top cash and leaving punters feeling short changed yet again fantastic Aw feed back and reality mediocre service I think after reading the comments on this review I would look at the cost and think about the risk of disappointment tend to believe the reviews on here than the AW  wonderful recommendations

So true AW is unreliable, we tent to filter out the crap from here and also you can choose to ignore reviews by certain members as you get to know who they are, some people try to polish turds and always leaves their hands smelly.

[SEW15]

I had Chardonnay on my HL but I think I will remove her because to be honest I don't think its worth the risk of leaving disappointed and lighter in the pocket.
Her differing performances for different punters could be a mix of loads of things because these girls aren't machines. I'm sure that all of WG's I've been with haven't enjoyed it as much as I had thought but they could be better actresses than her.
Maybe she needs to work on her acting skills because if people are paying good money for a service, and she doesn't come cheap, they should at least get a bit of effort regardless.

[JJJ]

Brumbrum what you've said in your post say's more than just text  it gives the message this girl is charging top cash and leaving punters feeling short changed yet again fantastic Aw feed back and reality mediocre service I think after reading the comments on this review I would look at the cost and think about the risk of disappointment tend to believe the reviews on here than the AW  wonderful recommendations

Difficult to judge wgs based on their aw feedback.  Can't really say much in a sentence or two.  Believe punters are reluctant to leave negative/neutral fb, maybe fear of retribution?.  If a punter receives negative fb this could hinder his chances of meeting other wgs in the future.  Pretty sure a good percentage would not consider meeting you if you have received any negs.  Some wgs will only meet people with (x) amount of positives.