Apologies in advance guys im no shakespeare and a man a few words.
In summary janes sexy boobs - really really really fucking shit - avoid like the plague. https://www.adultwork.com/3339836
Worst punt ive ever had and ive had some dreadful ones.
You know when you have a couple of spare hours and fancy a punt and so start banging off a few random texts and emails to see whos available? Thats what i did. Got really shit on cos Jane replied.
Exchanged a few texts - agreed prices and services. Got location. Drove to location got door number. Jane answered the door. The camera doesnt lie but photoshop bends the truth a little bit the photo on the profile is certainly her but on a very good day.
Went to bed room sorted out the cash. She immediately started complaining that i had booked her for longer and for more money. I hadnt. She. Very generously grudgingly accepted my cash still whinging that some people stay longer and some pay more - like i give a shit?
Wanted heels and stockings, said she didnt do heels and stockings in such a short booking ( time consuming isnt it?), then i saw her right foot which had been run over by a fucking taxi - really i couldnt make it up. It looked manky.
Eventually got down to the punt and she started pissing about with her phone - i guess i must have been boring her. I asked her not too. The whole punt was fucking rotten managed to cum in record time and fuck off out the house even faster, wiping my feet on the way out.
At the end she asked wheni would be back i didnt answer at the time but if shes reading this it will be when hell freezes over and newcastle win the champoins league in the same year.
If anyone is still daft enough to visit her i suggest you park in the nice new estate at the bottom of her road as it pisses off the friendly locals who leave a note on your car!
I didnt recognise her from her profile but when i was there there were some photos on the windiwsill from her aw profile ( yes really) i think she has been on as jane missy j, natalie or natalia.
I know punts vary and no one compares to tori taylor but this one doesnt even compare to dennis taylor.
Save your cash guys.