English Fran - Nottingham Hotel Incall

[ClarkeOfTheCourse]

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Meeting: 1 hr in call, £120, no fees for extras

Location: Hotel in central Nottingham

Comms: Responded quickly to messages, confirmed details a few hours before with room number at last minute. Pretty standard.

Pros:

Attractive girl, facially would say she's a mix of Michelle Keegan and Cat Deeley
Big natural tits
Tight pussy and very good pelvic floor control
Nice figure, no tattoos or piercings
Can hold a conversation
Usual mix of positions, mish, cow girl, doggy, delivered with enthusiasm

Neutral:

No french kissing, advertised "at discretion" - I take my oral hygiene seriously and usually get full on FK, but she did have a bit of a cough so will let that pass

No OWO, again advertised “at discretion”, I took a shower when I got there and again this is something I usually get. Her technique was very good though, and certainly did the job

Cons:

After she took a toilet break she wasn’t very thorough with her wiping so there was a smell of piss and bits of tissue on her pussy, this put me off going down on her somewhat  but not a dealbreaker


Would I return?

Yes, will give her the benefit of the doubt on the lack of FK being to prevent spread of flu germs and take some wet wipes along next time I’m in Nottingham on business

[GolfNut]

Good review thanks Clarke.

Had high hopes for Fran after my meet with her. Sounds like she wasn't at her best on the day.

Shouldn't really be working if not feeling well I reckon it does more harm than good and appears to have limited the services offered in this case.

The hygiene bit was very disappointing to read. Maybe a word in her shell like at the time might have been in order?

There's a gap in the market in the East Mids and this girl could be one to watch if she ups her game.

[Steely Dan]

Thanks for the review.  No DFK no OWO is a showstopper.  Sounds different to the other review. Not debating your experience - all reviews are a snap shot. If she is too ill to give normal service, she needs to tell you before.

The pissy smell? Hell, some will pay extra for this, or agree to be human toilet paper.  Sex is a dirty business, (but someone's gotta do it).  This bothers me not at all I confess.

[ClarkeOfTheCourse]

Good review thanks Clarke.

Had high hopes for Fran after my meet with her. Sounds like she wasn't at her best on the day.

Shouldn't really be working if not feeling well I reckon it does more harm than good and appears to have limited the services offered in this case.

The hygiene bit was very disappointing to read. Maybe a word in her shell like at the time might have been in order?

There's a gap in the market in the East Mids and this girl could be one to watch if she ups her game.

Agreed, ordinarily the hygiene thing would have been a straight negative for me but she managed to make up for it in other areas.

[Picti]

Mind me asking if this was recent? I have a vested interest as I'm due to meet her (largely based on GN's positive review).

For me "at discretion" should mean that a service is available unless there's a good reason not to, and from your review that doesn't seem to apply.

[GolfNut]

The pissy smell? Hell, some will pay extra for this, or agree to be human toilet paper.  Sex is a dirty business, (but someone's gotta do it).  This bothers me not at all I confess.

 

Now am starting to worry about you SD.

Then again Raddy would probably have followed her to the loo with an empty glass 

[ClarkeOfTheCourse]

Mind me asking if this was recent? I have a vested interest as I'm due to meet her (largely based on GN's positive review).

For me "at discretion" should mean that a service is available unless there's a good reason not to, and from your review that doesn't seem to apply.

I'll say that any flu virus transmission is probably out of the question by now, and that's all i'll say as she is a UKE member

[Timmy2]

I'll say that any flu virus transmission is probably out of the question by now, and that's all i'll say as she is a UKE member

smart answer CotC 

[Picti]

I'll say that any flu virus transmission is probably out of the question by now, and that's all i'll say as she is a UKE member

Thank you  . I'll check that she's OK and confirm her services.

[English Fran]

Clarke! Thank you for your lovely review. Just to clarify I drink 2-3 litres of water a day and I eat very well, any healthy person knows that when you eat a good diet you don't have smelly urine. Also I use toilet wipes in the loo im slightly ocd, my pet hate is poor hygiene especially yellow teeth. Fran X

[leicesterdude]

Thanks for the review

[Turtle Z]

my pet hate is poor hygiene especially yellow teeth. Fran X

I'm intrigued as to why you would mention that in the context of this review since the OP has said he's on top of his oral hygiene? No DFK or OWO is a deal breaker for some punters and certainly the lack of OWO would be for me. Can you comment on what you mean by at discretion?

[ClarkeOfTheCourse]

I think she was trying to imply that I had the dental hygiene of Shane McGowan and that my cock smelt like cheesy wotsits.

[Turtle Z]

I think she was trying to imply that I had the dental hygiene of Shane McGowan and that my cock smelt like cheesy wotsits.

Ah, thanks for clarifying but it's highly unusual for a WG to make such accusations when she receives negative comments. 

[DannyJames]

Clarke! Thank you for your lovely review. Just to clarify I drink 2-3 litres of water a day and I eat very well, any healthy person knows that when you eat a good diet you don't have smelly urine. Also I use toilet wipes in the loo im slightly ocd, my pet hate is poor hygiene especially yellow teeth. Fran X

Yellow teeth can be healthy, even if not particularly pretty.
You can have a healthy diet and still have smelly piss. Asparagus affects people quite often, and many suffer with fishy piss after eating fish. 

[Iloveoral]

Thanks for the review matey, I have Fran on my HL but would need to discuss owo as I struggle a bit with limp dick with ow. Like yourself I take my hygiene seriously showering and mouth scrubbing before and after every meet, so would expect listed services available.

[GolfNut]

Yellow teeth can be healthy, even if not particularly pretty.

Yes that's true and spots on wg's fanny can also be harmless, but would you?

[leicesterdude]

Yellow teeth don't equate to an STD. Your comparing apples and pears.

The review and fran's  response Is all I need to make my mind up.

[vw]

Sounds one to avoid,

Cannot stand prossies that work when ill or punters that visit them when the punter is ill.

Remember more people die from colds and flu than and STD's !  Especially you older gents !

[Owwhatanight]

Sounds one to avoid,

Cannot stand prossies that work when ill or punters that visit them when the punter is ill.

Remember more people die from colds and flu than and STD's !  Especially you older gents !

Older gents ! That's most of us VW   
better get wrapped up 

[vw]

Older gents ! That's most of us VW   
better get wrapped up 

Not me, so many of your generation fill the wards because of what is a minor ailment for mine ! 

Scarf and hats at the ready. 

[GolfNut]

Yellow teeth don't equate to an STD. Your comparing apples and pears.

The review and fran's  response Is all I need to make my mind up.

Not really apples and pears if you read it correctly.

Just saying that if you have to make a judgement call on appearances alone, you would more than likely take the safer or less unappealing option.

Yellow teeth can be a sign of gum disease which can be passed on through DFK, which is why most WG's offer it "At discretion". Obviously I can't comment on the OP as I haven't met him, but I've met the girl and had no such issues.

[GolfNut]

Not me, so many of your generation fill the wards because of what is a minor ailment for mine ! 

Scarf and hats at the ready. 

So I take it you're a kiddie vw 

[vw]

So I take it you're a kiddie vw 

Yes, still play mini golf ! 

Some times crazy golf 

[GolfNut]

Yes, still play mini golf ! 

Some times crazy golf 

 

Let me know when you're up for Big Boy golf and I'll show you the ropes 

[DannyJames]

Yes that's true and spots on wg's fanny can also be harmless, but would you?

I was just pointing out that yellow teeth does not necessarily equate to poor hygiene. Quite often it's because of staining.

[Owwhatanight]

Not me, so many of your generation fill the wards because of what is a minor ailment for mine ! 

Scarf and hats at the ready. 

Fuck and I am only 49 .....your generation ? I take it your 21 then a mere whipper snapper 

[Picti]

51 but thankfully my cock still thinks it's 21   

[Owwhatanight]

 :

51 but thankfully my cock still thinks it's 21   

 

[GolfNut]

I was just pointing out that yellow teeth does not necessarily equate to poor hygiene. Quite often it's because of staining.

Totally get that Danny and my teeth are far from perfect, but Fran did complement me on how nice they looked. It's obviously something she considers quite important.

My point was that you often have to make a decision based on what you see at a glance and so have to make a snapshot decision, and so are therefore more likely to respond assuming worst case scenario. Which means you ain't gonna snog someone with teeth that look suspect.

[leicesterdude]

Yellow teeth can be a sign of gum disease which can be passed on through DFK, which is why most WG's offer it "At discretion". Obviously I can't comment on the OP as I haven't met him, but I've met the girl and had no such issues.

OK so your saying you know fran and she didn't offer her discretionary services to the op because he has yellow teeth? I really don't understand the point your trying to make?

Fact of the matter is, a punter pays an escorts, she skimped on a few services the punter had reasonably expected. She then comes on here tells us how healthy she is, and how sweet her piss smells. And how she dislikes yellow teeth (without saying the  op has any problems with dental hygiene what so ever.)

And your defending that how..?

[leicesterdude]

You may have had a good time with her. And I'm glad you did.

That review is for everyone to see.

This chap didn't. 

And that's here for everyone to see. Let it lie and let it speak for itself.

[GolfNut]

You may have had a good time with her. And I'm glad you did.

That review is for everyone to see.

This chap didn't. 

And that's here for everyone to see. Let it lie and let it speak for itself.

Indeed I did Leicesterdude. And the point I'm trying to make is that I genuinely don't know why the other reviewer experienced what he did. It does all seem a little bit odd, and yet he posted a neutral rather than a negative.

Trying to get my experience with her in context and it does for the most part, just seems to have gone a bit pear shaped for him at some point, whereas for me it was a genuinely enjoyable punt. I think she could well be a good find and didn't want her written off for wrong reasons.

We now have a third review and hopefully more to come, so perhaps the experiences of others can give a better view of what this girl is capable of.

GN 

[leicesterdude]

Definitely  agreed. 

[GolfNut]

Definitely  agreed. 

 

[gymbrown]

I think sometimes we forget these girls are normal human beings they have there likes and dislikes, at "my discretion" means if she likes you enough she will kiss if she likes you enough she will give Owo, if you are someone she finds not to her taste then forget it
So she has a choice depending on the punter in the room. they will also use excuses like having a cold sore or having a cold to avoid kissing
Remember you are dealing with very cunning women they are professionals!  professors of sex and human nature

[Picti]

I think sometimes we forget these girls are normal human beings they have there likes and dislikes, at "my discretion" means if she likes you enough she will kiss if she likes you enough she will give Owo, if you are someone she finds not to her taste then forget it
So she has a choice depending on the punter in the room. they will also use excuses like having a cold sore or having a cold to avoid kissing
Remember you are dealing with very cunning women they are professionals!  professors of sex and human nature

Like your logic Gym. I had a recent meeting with Fran where all services were offered and enjoyed. I'd love to delude myself into believing that I'm a gorgeous 24 year old woman's wet dream. Sadly I suspect. ....OK damn it KNOW that I'm not.

To me "at discretion" means that a service is available unless there's a good reason otherwise. For example, for owo I'm circumcised, shaved / trimmed, freshly showered, and of course free of any nasties. Therefore I have fulfilled my part of the owo obligation by presenting a very suckable cock. If an escort chooses not to offer me owo for purely personal reasons then that's her right, but I would consider that unreasonable within a transactional situation and would exercise my right to take my money and leave.

[leicesterdude]

I guess the other point is, as she's being paid, would the wg even look at us twice if she wasn't getting a fistful of notes? I suspect not. Certainly not  in my case. So it goes beyond kissing and OWO. She probably wouldn't want to share a lift with someone like me. Let alone watch me salivate all over her for an hour.

But pic is right.  There's a minimum requirement you fulfill as a punter and if you do get the hygiene, attitude and payment right, you should get a good service.

[GolfNut]

She's buggered off to Dubai but might be back in the future so if you've had her on your hotlist forget it for now,

[CoolTiger]

She's buggered off to Dubai but might be back in the future so if you've had her on your hotlist forget it for now,

She is now showing herself as an erotic content provider.

I would still leave her profile in your HL, because in the event that she returns back and changes/activates same profile to that of a working escort, the profile will go to the top of your HL, alerting you, since profiles in your HL are listed in order of "last modified date".