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Author Topic: Punting Injury  (Read 1483 times)

Has anyone injured themselves punting?

I've just come back with a very sore hip after shagging for too long in the doggie position, now i'm trying to walk straight in front of the wife and it flamin hurts... wan't even that good ;( heh ho...


Timmy2

I tore a calf muscle getting out of car after a punt, after a long build up to coming with tensed legs :(


Offline mr small

I fell out of a shower after a punt as legs were still like jelly and it was a little slippy, fortunately no damage done but was terrified I was going to need an ambulance was the only thing in my mind as I toppled, and how to explain that to the OH  :scare:

Offline MrRiz

Wasn't punting but had a massage (with HR of course) and the next morning - and for the next 3-4 weeks - felt like she had broken my spine. :/

Otherwise I'm mid-20s and healthy.

Was a worrying spell but improved over time.  :unknown:

Offline nigel4498

I fell out of a shower after a punt as legs were still like jelly and it was a little slippy, fortunately no damage done but was terrified I was going to need an ambulance was the only thing in my mind as I toppled, and how to explain that to the OH  :scare:
I too slipped in the shower pre punt, no harm done as I head butted the tiles so everything else was okay.

I pulled a hamstring while doing doggy and fell off the end of the bed in agony.  The girl turns round and can't see me as I'm on the floor but still asks "have you finished".  I've had better days!

Offline Sonny Crockett

Had a very tense neck a few times.
Banning reason: Troll

A few years back, very warm summer, while engaging in sex, suddenly in my 2 legs got serve cramp, quickly withdrew, with the escorts asking why, what's up

She was very helpful, got me a liquid salt drink to replace the lost salt

Now I cant be the only one to have cramp in the legs, its bad enough when it happens at home

A few years back, very warm summer, while engaging in sex, suddenly in my 2 legs got serve cramp, quickly withdrew, with the escorts asking why, what's up

She was very helpful, got me a liquid salt drink to replace the lost salt

Now I cant be the only one to have cramp in the legs, its bad enough when it happens at home

Drink Indian tonic water, the quinine will prevent cramp, works for me.

I've had 'carpet burn' a few times!  :sarcastic:

Offline LL

Never, thank goodness. A torn banjo string would be especially tricky to explain to my other half.

Hernia due to holiday inn issuing a twin room that I felt the need to rearrange the 2 single matresses mid punt !

that was me screwed !

Offline Roth

Hernia due to holiday inn issuing a twin room that I felt the need to rearrange the 2 single matresses mid punt !

that was me screwed !

Ouch!  :scare: :(

Offline Midlane

Collapsed in a parlour once. Probably a combination of age, a hot bath and over-exertion. Girl was great, cold towels, slapping my face "wake up wake up", and calling another girl to bring a cold drink.

Offline Ben4454

Sore cock after having 5 girls in 4 days in Berlin.
Banning reason: Ignored admin warning after temporary banning and signed up to malicious troll anti-UKP site

Offline GreyDave

 :hi: Very swollen cock puffed up to more than twice girth even when flaccid after Bukkake party I had tried with help to get 3 out in hr I was worried but when OH looked at it and just said you spend to much time wanking  :cool: :cool:

Girl caught my Jap's eye with tongue stud and it bled like a bastard. Also went arse over tit in a shower over bath arrangement, hurt my back and brought down the shower curtain as I fell, tried to style it out when I went into the bedroom but the girls had heard the clatter and could see the big red mark on my lower back, we had a laugh about it and it was ok in the end, was walking like a 90 year old next day.

Offline Rod trotter

My bellend was cut in a few places ages ago off the tongue stud of a local darling
Banning reason: Pathetic little shit threatening Admin that he would get himself banned unless his account is deleted

Offline stokiemike

It felt like I ripped my foreskin off while shagging a very sexy mature WG in the doggy position in east Staffordshire. She had just sucked me and ridden me like a 20 year old, before we swapped positions. Christ, she was tight. She was enjoying it so much she needed a rest after half an hour...

Been lucky so far but I remember having a post coital conversation with one of my regulars once who was not being her usual jovial self, asked her if everything was ok and she told me how she had to call an ambulance for one of her earlier punters as he started having angina pains while she was blowing him, the idiot left his medication in the car so the poor lass had to run out in just a gown & stilettos looking for his car to retrieve said medication... Her english isn't the best so the call to the emergency services was interesting to say the least lol It was even more fun when the paramedics arrived to see a naked man in his sixties & a very red faced but totally gorgeous blonde girl in her 20's standing there in heels & dressing gown  :lol:

Once on a pre punt shit shower and shave I bent to rinse my face and the water was so f'ing hot my head shot up and rearranged the shelf above the sink. Split my head open and splayed a variety of toiletries around the place. Getting 'head' with not such a happy ending!
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Offline Sonny Crockett

Once managed to pass out in a punt due to over-exertion and dehydration.
Banning reason: Troll

Offline gaz255

Had a very tense neck a few times.
I knew a bloke who had this-viagra tablet got stuck in his throat :D :lol: :D :lol:

Both calf muscles cramped up during doggy which caused me to fall forward on top of the WG, pushing her down into the bed and then falling off sideways. I think she thought I'd passed out at first

No injuries as such

But had severe cramp in my leg/buttock during an orgy
Hard to explain, but I was kind of on my tip toes standing up, pushing my hips forward, while twisted at an odd angle
While having my knob gobbled & played with by two fit WGs who was on a leather sofa, I was at the rear of the sofa, hence the tip toes etc.
It was putting bit of a strain on the legs, but I was enjoying the attention the girls was giving my knob :wacko:

The one girl really wanted to deep throat me, so I’m straining even more trying to give her as much length as possible,
anyway both of these girls very enthusiastic efforts took me over the edge, and as I shot my load .it felt like someone just shot me in the arse cheek/hip & my leg went into spasm and locked up :dash:

Image of me clutching my hip stumbling away hobbling with a stiff leg, while trying to act nonchalance ,breaking out in a cold sweat, really ruined my orgasm  :(
Needless to say my evening’s fun was over :cry:

And my buttock/hip and thigh was stiff and painful for a few days after

Not really hurt but shocked and rattled when a hotel double bed collapsed during an energetic outcall in Manchester, Castlefield.


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