Author Topic: Crazy Mia - Basildon  (Read 873 times)


5 review(s) for CRAZY MIA (3 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline TheBSG

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Arranged a lunch time punt with Mia after seeing a few reasonable reviews on here but was sorely disappointed.

Comms were straightforward with her English being quite good.

On arrival I thought I was in for a great punt. Mia is not stick thin but not big either, think Kelly Brook figure and you're not too far off.

Attractive, well groomed, fantastic large, natural, knockers. Quite a few tattoos but seemed to look like she was going to be good fun.

Service however was poor. No chat, straight onto by the numbers OWO before I went for some titty sucking and RO... Not a single moan, not even a pretence she was getting anything from it.

Then went for some FK but was told she doesn't do tongues despite her AW likes list and previous reviews suggesting otherwise.

Went onto sex and it was just completely mechanical so I just dumped my load and left as soon as possible.

Her 30 minute rate is also a joke. If I had a 60/70 quid 30 minute she would have got a neutral but at 90 sheets she's not even good for a pump and dump

Worse thing is I booked for 30 minutes but on seeing her i asked to extend to an hour so was 120 down for a poor punt

« Last Edit: January 25, 2016, 12:53:07 pm by TheBSG »

ramrodronnie

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Arranged a lunch time punt with Mia after seeing a few reasonable reviews on here but was sorely disappointed.

Comms were straightforward with her English being quite good.

On arrival I thought I was in for a great punt. Mia is not stick thin but not big either, think Kelly Brook figure and you're not too far off.

Attractive, well groomed, fantastic large, natural, knockers. Quite a few tattoos but seemed to look like she was going to be good fun.

Service however was poor. No chat, straight onto by the numbers OWO before I went for some titty sucking and RO... Not a single moan, not even a pretence she was getting anything from it.

Then went for some FK but was told she doesn't do tongues despite her AW likes list and previous reviews suggesting otherwise.

Went onto sex and it was just completely mechanical so I just dumped my load and left as soon as possible.

Her 30 minute rate is also a joke. If I had a 60/70 quid 30 minute she would have got a neutral but at 90 sheets she's not even good for a pump and dump

Worse thing is I booked for 30 minutes but on seeing her i asked to extend to an hour so was 120 down for a poor punt

Sorry to read about your crap, mechanical punt TheBSG. OMG! Whatta bloody cold blooded rip off, lying, mechanical bitch. Well as you said her previous Reviews were not that bad, one Neutral I know, but prior to that she had two Positives. Well we live and learn mate, as we all know this can be an expensive, and sometimes a disappointing hobby.
Thanks for the heads up with your Review TheBSG. Certainly not one for my HL, but then lots of tattoos on any WG for me is a put of anyway.

Cheers mate.   :hi: