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Author Topic: A UKPUNTING national escort agency  (Read 997 times)

Offline Ben4454


Could this ever actually happen in the future? I imagine a national wide ukpunting escort agency. With the most knowledgeable members running the agency from different parts of the UK obviously on a introduction basis. A ethical agency that is founded on working girls who give the best service and a agency that treats them well. I reckon a UKPUNTING escort agency would be a big game changer - could it ever happen?
Banning reason: Ignored admin warning after temporary banning and signed up to malicious troll anti-UKP site

No most of us have no desire to be pimps and also using the drug dealers bible don't get high off your owns supply.

Ridiculous idea !  Count me out !


Offline StevenS

I'm a punter not a pimp. I'm happy with it that way.

Offline Fagin Again


If this idea comes into being, I'm prepared to interview and "road-test" those that apply to join the new agency's workforce in the Hampshire and Sussex area.

It's dirty work, but someone's got to do it.
Banning reason: Idiot

Offline smiths

Could this ever actually happen in the future? I imagine a national wide ukpunting escort agency. With the most knowledgeable members running the agency from different parts of the UK obviously on a introduction basis. A ethical agency that is founded on working girls who give the best service and a agency that treats them well. I reckon a UKPUNTING escort agency would be a big game changer - could it ever happen?

Problem for me is it would be illegal and I could get nicked so not something I would get involved with on a practical basis.


Offline Admin

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Offline pumps

I can certainly see all of the good intentions you had OP, but you overlooked the implications....

Eco-friendly, organic, gm free, renewable resources, fair trade escorts...?!?!

Sounds like you been drinking too much hipster juice!

Come on now. Let's not go hard on him.

Good think he did not suggest this on uke...he would have been ripped apart.


What does UKE mean? UKE is short for www.UKEscorting.com


Offline CelticWarrior2

There are precedents:
Putting a fox in charge of the henhouse.
Giving the lunatics the keys to the asylum.
Expecting the wolf to guard the sheep.
Putting an alchie in charge of the pub.
Giving a paedo his own kids' TV show.

Has April 1st come early?
Banning reason: Trolling another member + Reposting despite post deletion

Offline Ben4454

Yet more nonsense.   :crazy:

So I take it you won't be the driver?

Admin - I have been known to have silly ideas from time to time! This one must be a classic haha.

There goes my posting ability  :crazy:
« Last Edit: January 25, 2016, 02:16:14 PM by Ben4454 »
Banning reason: Ignored admin warning after temporary banning and signed up to malicious troll anti-UKP site

Online NIK

Could this ever actually happen in the future? I imagine a national wide ukpunting escort agency. With the most knowledgeable members running the agency from different parts of the UK obviously on a introduction basis. A ethical agency that is founded on working girls who give the best service and a agency that treats them well. I reckon a UKPUNTING escort agency would be a big game changer - could it ever happen?

As the great Captain Mainwaring regularly said to Corporal Jones, 'You are going into the realms of fantasy.'  :crazy: :wacko:

Offline Matium

Could this ever actually happen in the future? I imagine a national wide ukpunting escort agency. With the most knowledgeable members running the agency from different parts of the UK obviously on a introduction basis. A ethical agency that is founded on working girls who give the best service and a agency that treats them well. I reckon a UKPUNTING escort agency would be a big game changer - could it ever happen?

Running an agency is illegal and the people who do so are pimps.

The vast majority of the men on UKP are married men or have girlfriends.

They would never be interested in anything that would devastate their lives if they were caught and exposed.

Running an agency is illegal and the people who do so are pimps.

The vast majority of the men on UKP are married men or have girlfriends.

They would never be interested in anything that would devastate their lives if they were caught and exposed.

We shit ourselves if a dodgy text or email arrives at an unguarded phone or computer, imagine some hairy arsed bastard calling up to see Doris of Doncaster for the £25 10 minute teeth out suck and swallow, fucking hell!

Offline willbred

Conflict of interest for me. I'm staying my side of the tracks, as a punter.
Banning reason: Multiple accounts (willbred, Diplomat65)

Has his account been hacked?

have you checked its not king Tarzan hacking🍈🍈🍈



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