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Offline dami3n

https://www.adultwork.com/1524392

in two minds about writing up a negative one cos it's a bit embarassing to have 'fallen for it' and second  I asked myself 'is it really worth it' ...but it is, if i had read even a minor negative about said girl during my 'research' I would have been wary, her AW feedback is all positve 13 out of 21 for escorting the rest sales, third I don't have much of a footprint here so what value? :)

but here goes, far from my neck of the woods but turned up in the general area this saturday with time to burn so tried to make a short(ish) notice booking about 3 hours in advance and phoned her up repeatedly, no joy and she didn't log in to AW profile either so wrote it off, no issues as no contact or confirmation.

sunday she texted me apologising missing my calls and was offline the day before and said she was free today and very wet and horny wink wink ...yada yada, we arranged booking via text and phone calls

my plan B the previous day had failed to materialise (long story) so I still had the funds and the horn so drive on down to highams, directions were fine comms the same.

buzzed in the building, let into flat, no surprises, clean, cool on a rather warm day. settled the fee for 1 hour, requested glass of water, ok so far

she didn't make any effort to dress up, tattered stockings but hey I didn't request anything specific right? and they were coming off anyway? wrong, she was going to keep her kit on the whole time

she asked what I liked and I said start with DFK, no! she takes a while to warm up to that on a punt she says, not even light FK ...you probably see where this is going

lies me down and starts OWO, good hand and mouth coordination, enjoying this after all, I try to lift her top and caress her back and bum she pulls it back down, not happy with my tummy she says (I'm partial to some chubby lovin and had checked her photos so fully expected a bigger lass, no idea what her thinking was)

next she asks 'do you come quickly' cos she only does a come once service - woah boy! you should have said this on your profile and I would never have come, she says she'll take her time and make it worth it, i figured I'm only going to get what she's willing to give at this point so go for it. her phone rings twice and she answers it both times and has a chat with one of her regulars apparently, keeps saying she's busy, getting off the bed each time to pick up the phone

she pulls her top down to expose tits, she says she prefers this as it keeps her tits perky and she hates them splaying out sideways ...erm ...quirky but okay, she's laid on her back at this point so i went down on her, nice big responsive clit if i do say then she breaks out the rubber, 'you're big so be gentle' ...'if it breaks pull out immediately as these thing often break and I'm not on the pill' resisted quipping back that the pill should be the least of her worries if condoms kept breaking inside her ...bit off putting but the show must go on

she lay on her back pretty much frozen, hands across her tits ...shes not much of a kisser or a toucher i'm gathering (profile screams: GFE - SENSUAL EROTIC EXPERIENCE CUDDLES KISSES AND GIVING AND RECEIVING ORAL) really no feedback from her apart from wincing and asking me to come, dead static so I finished off as quick as I could though could have dragged it out for value but wanted out really. 30 minutes flat.

she hands me a wipe and reaches for her phone, puts on her knickers and sits down and starts texting, I clean up and ask her so that's it? you are really going to pull this come once service for real to which she says 'well I'm not a machine' lucky for her I was then  ...a cash machine, told her her profile is dishonest and I would have paid for 30 minutes instead

shes says she can explain and maybe I might understand or something to that effect, not what I was there for so I dressed and cleared off.

she texts me later that she had 'family issues', and was sorry she let it get into her head and she was distracted but not buying that one bit, no FK, nevermind DFK, no touching, cum once and no interaction while she laid on her back the whole time was the worst punt I've had and she pulled it off straight faced like a well rehearsed gig, it's her MO not a one off I'm certain.

her phone was ringing constantly so she probably has more custom than she can manage, slim pickings that side of town perhaps - lucky her.

can't leave her a negative as we hooked up off A-wank, her extensive like list should have been a giveaway and to be honest the fact that she is an english girl caused em to drop my guard, with an EE i would have asked for confirmation that she is happy with DFK etc but I thought, English lass is probably filthy as fook and knows what she does and doesn't do.

totally not interested in offering a service, likes list should probably be trimmed to 2, OWO and lying down. she's previously gone by the name scarlett, kyla and now lexi ...maybe theres a reason she changes names.

can't recommend anything about the punt really, another one of those that makes me wonder at the put downs  thrown at some of the 'cheaper' punts, Jessica baby hot at £70/hour compared to this (or other crap punts I've had at £150 in bayswater) is amazing, horny, initiative, pretty, well into it, CIM, total GFE ...I digress
« Last Edit: September 10, 2012, 01:40:06 AM by dami3n »


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Offline dami3n

p.s. all the usual disclaimers apply :D I was clean, minty breath via gum and mouth spray even, well dressed, polite, complimentary and laid back.

no doubt if I managed to leave a negative AW feedback I would receive a negative saying "was rough and demanded bareback"

Offline James999

She's clearly a bit of a lump, Many Rugbyplayers have smaller thighs than she has  :scare:

That with a bad attitude clearly makes her one to give a miss  :music:

Online Jimmyredcab

She's clearly a bit of a lump, Many Rugbyplayers have smaller thighs than she has  :scare:

Her arse would not look out of place in the elephant enclosure.  :scare:

Offline smiths

https://www.adultwork.com/1524392

in two minds about writing up a negative one cos it's a bit embarassing to have 'fallen for it' and second  I asked myself 'is it really worth it' ...but it is, if i had read even a minor negative about said girl during my 'research' I would have been wary, her AW feedback is all positve 13 out of 21 for escorting the rest sales, third I don't have much of a footprint here so what value? :)

but here goes, far from my neck of the woods but turned up in the general area this saturday with time to burn so tried to make a short(ish) notice booking about 3 hours in advance and phoned her up repeatedly, no joy and she didn't log in to AW profile either so wrote it off, no issues as no contact or confirmation.

sunday she texted me apologising missing my calls and was offline the day before and said she was free today and very wet and horny wink wink ...yada yada, we arranged booking via text and phone calls

my plan B the previous day had failed to materialise (long story) so I still had the funds and the horn so drive on down to highams, directions were fine comms the same.

buzzed in the building, let into flat, no surprises, clean, cool on a rather warm day. settled the fee for 1 hour, requested glass of water, ok so far

she didn't make any effort to dress up, tattered stockings but hey I didn't request anything specific right? and they were coming off anyway? wrong, she was going to keep her kit on the whole time

she asked what I liked and I said start with DFK, no! she takes a while to warm up to that on a punt she says, not even light FK ...you probably see where this is going

lies me down and starts OWO, good hand and mouth coordination, enjoying this after all, I try to lift her top and caress her back and bum she pulls it back down, not happy with my tummy she says (I'm partial to some chubby lovin and had checked her photos so fully expected a bigger lass, no idea what her thinking was)

next she asks 'do you come quickly' cos she only does a come once service - woah boy! you should have said this on your profile and I would never have come, she says she'll take her time and make it worth it, i figured I'm only going to get what she's willing to give at this point so go for it. her phone rings twice and she answers it both times and has a chat with one of her regulars apparently, keeps saying she's busy, getting off the bed each time to pick up the phone

she pulls her top down to expose tits, she says she prefers this as it keeps her tits perky and she hates them splaying out sideways ...erm ...quirky but okay, she's laid on her back at this point so i went down on her, nice big responsive clit if i do say then she breaks out the rubber, 'you're big so be gentle' ...'if it breaks pull out immediately as these thing often break and I'm not on the pill' resisted quipping back that the pill should be the least of her worries if condoms kept breaking inside her ...bit off putting but the show must go on

she lay on her back pretty much frozen, hands across her tits ...shes not much of a kisser or a toucher i'm gathering (profile screams: GFE - SENSUAL EROTIC EXPERIENCE CUDDLES KISSES AND GIVING AND RECEIVING ORAL) really no feedback from her apart from wincing and asking me to come, dead static so I finished off as quick as I could though could have dragged it out for value but wanted out really. 30 minutes flat.

she hands me a wipe and reaches for her phone, puts on her knickers and sits down and starts texting, I clean up and ask her so that's it? you are really going to pull this come once service for real to which she says 'well I'm not a machine' lucky for her I was then  ...a cash machine, told her her profile is dishonest and I would have paid for 30 minutes instead

shes says she can explain and maybe I might understand or something to that effect, not what I was there for so I dressed and cleared off.

she texts me later that she had 'family issues', and was sorry she let it get into her head and she was distracted but not buying that one bit, no FK, nevermind DFK, no touching, cum once and no interaction while she laid on her back the whole time was the worst punt I've had and she pulled it off straight faced like a well rehearsed gig, it's her MO not a one off I'm certain.

her phone was ringing constantly so she probably has more custom than she can manage, slim pickings that side of town perhaps - lucky her.

can't leave her a negative as we hooked up off A-wank, her extensive like list should have been a giveaway and to be honest the fact that she is an english girl caused em to drop my guard, with an EE i would have asked for confirmation that she is happy with DFK etc but I thought, English lass is probably filthy as fook and knows what she does and doesn't do.

totally not interested in offering a service, likes list should probably be trimmed to 2, OWO and lying down. she's previously gone by the name scarlett, kyla and now lexi ...maybe theres a reason she changes names.

can't recommend anything about the punt really, another one of those that makes me wonder at the put downs  thrown at some of the 'cheaper' punts, Jessica baby hot at £70/hour compared to this (or other crap punts I've had at £150 in bayswater) is amazing, horny, initiative, pretty, well into it, CIM, total GFE ...I digress

Well done for posting this, its sounds horrific, reminds me of a couple of English scumbags who lied to me.  And well done for not just forgetting about it as many punters do when they have a bad punt, some embarrassed to admit it. It happens to most if not all of us at some time.

Your nick is familiar to me, if you post on auto-censored using it you seem genuine to me. ;)


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Offline Ali Katt

Detailed report, It's a shame she didn't tell you what she does and doesn't do before money changed hands; it's quite hard to back out at that point. She sounds like a bitch with body issues, clearly wants to do as little as possible, I only do 30 mins bookings if I've never seen someone before, unless the hour rate is great value.

Offline dami3n

Well done for posting this, its sounds horrific, reminds me of a couple of English scumbags who lied to me.  And well done for not just forgetting about it as many punters do when they have a bad punt, some embarrassed to admit it. It happens to most if not all of us at some time.

Your nick is familiar to me, if you post on auto-censored using it you seem genuine to me. ;)

Same nick on PN Smith, yours is very familiar too ;) ...will name check her in the east end thread later never done a PN FR but may give it a go.

+1 on the experience meter, and thanks for the replies, think its only right that bad experiences should be put out there just as good feedback deserves kudos

Offline softlad

think its only right that bad experiences should be put out there just as good feedback deserves kudos

Absolutely... :thumbsup:

Offline smiths

Same nick on PN Smith, yours is very familiar too ;) ...will name check her in the east end thread later never done a PN FR but may give it a go.

+1 on the experience meter, and thanks for the replies, think its only right that bad experiences should be put out there just as good feedback deserves kudos

I agree, and i hope your next punt is good. ;)


Offline up_peri_scope

She sounds dreadful and thanks for the feedback.
 :drinks:

its weird as i have seen lexi and shes an amazing girl not sticking up for her as that sounds like a bad experience but i love seeing her always smiles muc better in real life she stunning and amazing oral so doesnt really sound like her at all i always stay for a minimum of 2 hours too she gives me drinks food and a great smile on my fae for when i leave i always wanna come back sad to hear you had a bad experience but to be honest shes not really like that at all/

Offline softlad

its weird as i have seen lexi and shes an amazing girl not sticking up for her as that sounds like a bad experience but i love seeing her always smiles muc better in real life she stunning and amazing oral so doesnt really sound like her at all i always stay for a minimum of 2 hours too she gives me drinks food and a great smile on my fae for when i leave i always wanna come back sad to hear you had a bad experience but to be honest shes not really like that at all/


We have a live one chaps... :sarcastic:

its weird as i have seen lexi and shes an amazing girl not sticking up for her as that sounds like a bad experience but i love seeing her always smiles muc better in real life she stunning and amazing oral so doesnt really sound like her at all i always stay for a minimum of 2 hours too she gives me drinks food and a great smile on my fae for when i leave i always wanna come back sad to hear you had a bad experience but to be honest shes not really like that at all/
Thank you mister berry, I see you are new here so introduce yourself, and maybe actually give us a full field report to justify this short positive statement?

hellosorry for not introducing myself i am a middle aged asian man and i have seen a lot of escorts in my time i havnt actually had a bad experience though i just saw this and realised i have seen lexi a good few times her flat is beautiful she is clean , pretty and very good at what she does when i see her i walk through the door and she is dressed to make me smile always last time which was i may think around3 weeks ago she was wearing fishnet stockings which i had asked her to wear with nothing else but a silky robe and heels she looked beautiful she is real and tells you how it is everyone is entitled to there opinion but this is why im sayin mine she always is lovely to me thats all i have to say

i have also seen michelle - hot and she is amazing also such elegance and beauty a polish girl but very nice i just maybe havnt had a bad experience so i might just be lucky but hope everyone has a better time with there next punt

Offline softlad

i have seen a lot of escorts in my time i havnt actually had a bad experience

That sentence it self tells us all we need to know about you... :rolleyes:

i have also seen michelle - hot and she is amazing also such elegance and beauty a polish girl but very nice i just maybe havnt had a bad experience so i might just be lucky but hope everyone has a better time with there next punt
It helps if you provide a link. There are 49 ladies on AdultWork named Michelle! Michelle Hot is below - do you mean her? - but her profile photo also belongs to gigi ?? So one of them may be real and the other fake.

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Offline yumyum3

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That sentence it self tells us all we need to know about you...

Yes and when reading all of the sentences - for want of a better word - I'm imagining a fat, greedy, useless youth texting in barely legible English. Your game is up because the OP took the trouble to give a full and welcome report. Stop conning people out of their hard earned. :angry: :mad: :diablo:

Thanks to the OP for the original report.  :)

Offline softlad

Stop conning people out of their hard earned. :angry: :mad: :diablo:

Exactly mate, if you saw the email address this "middle aged asian man" used to register you'd piss yourself... :dash:

i am a middle aged asian man

Talk to the hand girfriend... :dancegirl:

Offline Ali Katt

its weird as i have seen lexi and shes an amazing girl not sticking up for her as that sounds like a bad experience but i love seeing her always smiles muc better in real life she stunning and amazing oral so doesnt really sound like her at all i always stay for a minimum of 2 hours too she gives me drinks food and a great smile on my fae for when i leave i always wanna come back sad to hear you had a bad experience but to be honest shes not really like that at all/
Another one who flew in on a broomstick?

Offline yumyum3

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Exactly mate, if you saw the email address this "middle aged asian man" used to register you'd piss yourself...

Was it charliechan@no1detectiveagency. con ?  :D


Offline softlad

Was it charliechan@no1detectiveagency. con ?  :D

You're not far out... :D

Offline MisterP


We have a live one chaps... :sarcastic:

Wow!  This really does happen.  Just been reading the Roxanne thread too   :crazy: 

Offline dami3n

Was it charliechan@no1detectiveagency. con ?  :D

ha! ...you guys :D

she now goes by curvy-angel2012 girl is such a liar, she spent all day texting me to come over like she was up for it by the end of the cut short, frigid punt she's texting me apologising for 'family problems' ? denies it on her feedback but you can see her number here



if you don't intend to provide a service due to family problems then take some days off and sort your head out, I could post days worth of sexting prior to this, I'd written off the punt in the first place but she sexted me into travelling so to get there and she comes out with 'family problem's, cum once and get out. WTF?! she knew this and she was sexting me how wet and horny she was almost every 5 minutes that whole day?

MO of a con artist, won't bother with her earlier texts as she's not worth it just needed to post at least her last text apology.
« Last Edit: October 24, 2012, 12:51:23 AM by dami3n »




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