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External Link/Members OnlyI didn't have the energy for a full-blown punt today but still fancied getting up to a bit of no good so I decided to book a dodgy massage. Julia has been on my hotlist for a while. It's a shame I didn't search here for reviews before booking her. She's got one already and the author had a fairly similar experience to mine. He gave her a neutral and has stated that what saved her from a negative was the fact that she let him suck her tits. Well I wasn't afforded that luxury, but that's not the only reason she gets a negative from me.
She is the girl in the pics. Young, petite and pretty (in her nerdy kind of way with her ironic thick framed black glasses, minimal makeup and understated attire consisting of leggings and top, finished off with a pair of comfy slippers). She was polite when I arrived. I wouldn't go as far as friendly or overly-welcoming - more hospitable, in a formal way, without showing me a smile. She offered me some water and a clean towel for a shower.
The massage was very average. Not really sensual nor professional. I was lying face-down on a massage table and she was stood to one side of it. After a few minutes I hear her remove her top and I was hoping she'd clamber aboard! Well have a look at her profile. There's all kinds of stuff on there - naked; body2body; prostate massage, etc, etc. She doesn't do any of it. Her leaning over and rubbing her boobs up and down my back was about as exciting as it got. Then she asks me to turn over. My hand approaches her boobs with caution. She says it's ok to touch, when I ask. There would be no kissing or sucking of them allowed though. I ask her if she will remove her leggings, "no it's just topless", she replies. I ask her if she'll give me a foot job. Never had that before but it's something different - something that might actually perk my interest as opposed to this "bored handjob" I'm experiencing (she
looks bored and I
feel bored). I point to a bed next to the massage table. No, she won't
foot me off either. Getting a bit tired of the situation I point out to her that the things I've asked for are written on her profile. "But I am so tired today", she replies. And this is the moment where I've already decided in my head that this is going to get a negative review.
She carries on with the bored handjob, but predictably gets annoyed that I'm not cumming after a few minutes of it. She's sighing and frequently looking up at the clock on the wall and the says, "you need to cum". Why do these crap prossies think that nagging us will help us to cum?! If she'd done the things advertised on her profile then it would have been much easier. And in any case - what's the rush - I still had time left. Well somehow I made it and no doubt her feeling of boredom switched to the relief of "thank fuck that's over!" As I coated her hands with jizz. An indication of an unsatisfactory release - the fact more of it ended up on her hands, as it fizzed out of the end of my cock and down the shaft like a pot boiling over as opposed to a a proper spurt that she would have gotten if I was excited. She offered me another shower at the end. That was a nice gesture as time was almost up. However this last act of hospitality wasn't enough to turn around the booking. It's a sad state of affairs when the hot shower is more invigorating than the massage - I could have had that at home - and saved myself £50.
