Does anyone know a Jewish lady on the game on AW or anywhere?
More first punts? How was it for you?
If Cheryl Hines was on the game I'd be all over that.
Anyway, my first punt, was with an older lady, she was early-mid 40s, advertised as 38, but was really attractive, dress size 10-12, big tits, some tatts, almost a bit of a chav or "mutha" as they sometimes get called. At the time I thought it was good, in reflection, maybe not. It was mainly to break my duck at punting. I paid £110, I was late because the directions were abysmal, all her fault, why couldn't she just give a postcode? Obviously, now, I don't do goose chases.
The sex: First of all she really liked to talk, which I know was a waste of time, but she was quite funny and nice to chat with and obviously I was fucking nervous and nervous at fucking. Went to the bedroom ... eventually, had the obligatory crap massage, thought it would relax me. To give you an idea of how nervous I was, I was embarrassed to get naked, in hindsight I should have asked her to undress me. She took off her clothes my jaw hit the floor, her tits were bigger than on her profile. She gave a BJ, but only sucked the tip, I didn't cum, she did it more vigorously or should that be rigorously - I still didn't cum.. I did oral on her, I was probably crap, some sharp intakes of breath and some fake moans from her — not into it.
She got on all 4s, by my request. I stuck it in with her help, got about half way in "I think you'll need to put on some lube
", fine by me. Lubed up, Stuck it all the way in: "this isn't going to work, ow, you're hurting me"
. Switched to mish, she had her legs up like McDonald's arches, I had on a mac, whilst looking at her fur burger. I shoved it in. She had her knees in the way - I don't like it when a woman puts her knees first. I stuck it in, with some help, did a few thrust, I couldn't go deep so I didn't feel much. Asked her to get on top, I had a bit more than a semi (a maisonette?): "you're going to 'ave to get harder than that, love"
- it wasn't happening. She apologized, said it was common and my time was up, I maybe had 10 minutes left, but I was 30 mins late, so the timings were fucked anyway.
Had a kiss and a cuddle after getting dressed and I left thinking at least I've seen an escort and had sex since my last relationship (a year or two before).
Since then, I measured my cock using an internet guide and realized I was measuring wrong and that I wasn't about average, some women have told I was big previous, but I presumed they were inexperienced or lying. Since then, women have liked me fucking and licking them - one divvy bitch from Leeds is the only one who literally wasn't having any of it.
It got better and my dick got wetter. Excuse the tenuous puns. If anyone wants the escort's name PM me.