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External Link/Members Onlythe AW profile shows a quite attractive 35 year old British blonde lady, is well written and has the kind of services I'm normally after.
However the last feedback was from several years ago... no matter thinks I, she;s probably one of those that has just come out of retirement. How wrong am I.
Arrangements made via text message. The first warning sign was that English wasn't the best... made me think EE...
I found the location, texted when I arrived and got a "wait 5 mins" reply. Then after 5 mins a series of texts asking where I was - which was odd when she hadn't told me what room she was in at the hotel.
Eventually she sent instructions to go to x floor and that she'd collect me from the lift.
I found a corridor with rooms in and hung around trying not to look shifty - eventually at the end of the corridor a blonde in a dressing gown waved at me and then disappeared back inside her room.
I enter and see an obviously eastern european sullen looking young blonde girl - rather plain facially, but very nice fit body.
Like an idiot I go for 30 mins and hand over £60.
I'm told to get undressed and lie down on one of the single beds - she takes off the dressing gown to reveal nice underwear and a fit body - great pair on her. She applies a condom on my limp cock and attempts to jerk it to life looking bored and disinterested. She hasn't joined me on the bed she just sits on the edge of it occasionally varying positions sometimes sitting looking away from me so I can see her ass - this is actually the best view. Her bra comes off and I try to cop a feel - she squeals like I gave her an electric shock so obviously no touching of the breasts.
She gives a bit of half hearted covered oral then returns to jerking me cock - which is now hard enough for sex.
I ask about sex - and she says "no sex" - I go what? "no sex, only this", and jerks my cock some more. She then starts complaining about why I haven't cum yet... I suggest she takes the condom off if all she is going to do is give me a hand job. She says "no, everything covered for safety" I explain that you can't catch anything from giving someone a hand job but she is steadfast in her refusal and keeps on with the hand action.
Eventually nature takes it's course and I reluctantly cum in the condom.
I am told to dispose of the condom in the toilet then I return to the room where the sullen girl is back in her dressing grown just staring at me.
I take the hint, put my clothes on and get the fuck out of there.
In hindsight I should have walked as soon as I found out she was Romanian.
I also should have asked for some money back as there was no way she was going to provide any service that lasted longer than 10 minutes let alone 30! However I'm a wuss and wimped out.
The only plus is it didn't take that long out of my day.
I was going to report the profile to AW for being fake but then it would be removed and they'd just use another one to mislead punters so thought I'd leave it so anyone searching on the number can find this review and give that profile as a swerve.
Most expensive hand job ever.
