Author Topic: Erratic Geography  (Read 2458 times)

Fagin Again

  • Guest
Most escorts probably didn't pay as much attention as they should have in their Geography lessons when they were at school – perhaps they were better at Practical Biology? – and so I suppose it's just excusable to think that Portsmouth is in West Sussex (it's not far, after all):
https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=3332520

However – even if you're Spanish – it's odd to believe that Liverpool's also in West Sussex:
https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=3204476

(Pity, though.  Liverpool vs Portsmouth twice a season would make for more interesting local derbies than West Sussex folk are generally used to...)

Offline NIK

Most escorts probably didn't pay as much attention as they should have in their Geography lessons when they were at school – perhaps they were better at Practical Biology? – and so I suppose it's just excusable to think that Portsmouth is in West Sussex (it's not far, after all):
https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=3332520

However – even if you're Spanish – it's odd to believe that Liverpool's also in West Sussex:
https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=3204476

(Pity, though.  Liverpool vs Portsmouth twice a season would make for more interesting local derbies than West Sussex folk are generally used to...)

As I have said several times before this geographical nonsense is yet another of the many reasons to treat AW profiles with caution.

Ben4454

  • Guest
I think the funniest one I have ever seen is a working girl based in Oxford, accessing from Poland and currently living in America.

I came across this profile which claims she's touring the North of England, yet is based in a Southern city (I remember her locations as being Plymouth, Cardiff and London)

https://www.adultwork.com/3147918 or https://www.adultwork.com/SubRach

willbred

  • Guest
Following my post yesterday on the thread that i dug up from 2010 "Can't Add Up", in addition to a lack of maths, most prossies don't know their arse from their elbow, let alone where anywhwere is.

and their grammar!!................don't get me started loloxoxo bla bla

mslstoy

  • Guest
One of my pet hates is the inability of some girls to work out their nearest tube station, when punting in London it makes a huge difference, even if it's only 5 miles as the crow flies!

Town:   Hook
County:   Hackney
Region:   London

map shows Haverfordwest SA62, which is West Wales
Hook is actually in Hampshire


Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/3442371 or https://www.adultwork.com/diana%2Exxl

Online Marmalade

One of my pet hates is the inability of some girls to work out their nearest tube station, when punting in London it makes a huge difference, even if it's only 5 miles as the crow flies!

Similarly when they say "10 minutes from XXX".

Is it ten minutes walking? driving? by private jet?

Midlane

  • Guest
One of my pet hates is the inability of some girls to work out their nearest tube station, when punting in London it makes a huge difference, even if it's only 5 miles as the crow flies!

Makes an even bigger difference in most other towns where there's only one station.

Online Marmalade

Town:   Hook
County:   Hackney
Region:   London

map shows Haverfordwest SA62, which is West Wales
Hook is actually in Hampshire


Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/3442371 or https://www.adultwork.com/diana%2Exxl

I take it she's not available in Edinburgh then.  :sarcastic:

Could we rename the thread Erotic Geography?

Some of them put their postcode as the city centre..... However when you get their location details, they are bloody miles away..... Very Misleading!!!

Hydrant

  • Guest
Failed to hook up for an arranged punt last week with a girl based in a high-rise block of flats on the Isle of Dogs near South Quay DLR. I went to the postcode she'd given me, rang her up and told her the street corner I was at, the shops I'd just passed and what I was looking at on the street. She had no fucking clue about where she was or where I was, and before anyone starts thinking she's trafficked and enslaved, this was a British girl with a London accent. Her clueless suggestions sent me back the way I'd come and by the time I worked out the location, she'd run out of time before her next booking so it never happened. Oh, and this is the best bit. A crucial part of the address she told me was "Hoover". It turned out to be "Hanover", and I'd been about 100 yards from the door when I rang her, but just round the corner. I think the stupidest prossies are the female equivalent of the stupidest footballers. Their hourly pay rate is much higher than their IQ.

I think the funniest one I have ever seen is a working girl based in Oxford, accessing from Poland and currently living in America.

Searching escorts that's stay locally crack me up sometime, especially how far away they are

Cumbernauld 3.9 miles from Clydebank, or Newcastle 4.7 miles from Clydebank, if only they were

ramrodronnie

  • Guest
Town:   Hook
County:   Hackney
Region:   London

map shows Haverfordwest SA62, which is West Wales
Hook is actually in Hampshire


Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/3442371 or https://www.adultwork.com/diana%2Exxl


And we get the blame when things go tits up HP! Huh!!  :dash:

ramrodronnie

  • Guest
Failed to hook up for an arranged punt last week with a girl based in a high-rise block of flats on the Isle of Dogs near South Quay DLR. I went to the postcode she'd given me, rang her up and told her the street corner I was at, the shops I'd just passed and what I was looking at on the street. She had no fucking clue about where she was or where I was, and before anyone starts thinking she's trafficked and enslaved, this was a British girl with a London accent. Her clueless suggestions sent me back the way I'd come and by the time I worked out the location, she'd run out of time before her next booking so it never happened. Oh, and this is the best bit. A crucial part of the address she told me was "Hoover". It turned out to be "Hanover", and I'd been about 100 yards from the door when I rang her, but just round the corner. I think the stupidest prossies are the female equivalent of the stupidest footballers. Their hourly pay rate is much higher than their IQ.


So sad, but so fucking true Hydrant. Unbelievable how dumb some of these women are mate. But us punters get the blame for letting em down, or time wasting! ffs!!  :dash:

Online Marmalade


So sad, but so fucking true Hydrant. Unbelievable how dumb some of these women are mate. But us punters get the blame for letting em down, or time wasting! ffs!!  :dash:

We forget that most (not all) prostitutes are thick as shit: that's why they're prostitutes. Stupid people always blame anyone except themself, as you will know if you've ever lived on a council estate. Why on earth would you worry about getting 'blamed' by some shit-for-brains biped?

Offline Jerboa

You notice a lot of the girls on AW put City of London as their location, most usually no where near the square mile, not just foreigners but natives too, few people understand what the City of London is.

Fagin Again

  • Guest
Beat this:
www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=3428275

Amy Love is apparently simultaneously in Fife, Edinburgh, Manchester, Portsmouth and Peterborough.

She certainly puts herself about a bit, does Amy.





1 review(s) found for AMY LOVE XXxx linked to in above post (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

Offline overdone

Most escorts probably didn't pay as much attention as they should have in their Geography lessons when they were at school – perhaps they were better at Practical Biology? – and so I suppose it's just excusable to think that Portsmouth is in West Sussex (it's not far, after all):
https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=3332520

However – even if you're Spanish – it's odd to believe that Liverpool's also in West Sussex:
https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=3204476

(Pity, though.  Liverpool vs Portsmouth twice a season would make for more interesting local derbies than West Sussex folk are generally used to...)

Too busy looking at her tits to notice

Online Marmalade

You notice a lot of the girls on AW put City of London as their location, most usually no where near the square mile, not just foreigners but natives too, few people understand what the City of London is.

Must be difficult when some non-entity city like 'Luton' is classed as 'London'.

Fagin Again

  • Guest
To be fair to the amply-asseted Martina Sexy Latina – and many others – much of the "erratic geography" occurs when a girl moves from, say, Colchester to Crewe, and changes the town on her AW profile, but forgets to change the county.

(Note to Martina Sexy Latina:  Ever thought of spending a few days in Hampshire?  I'd be more than happy to help you with your Geography – and indeed your Economics – if you'll help me with my Biology...)

Online Marmalade

To be fair to the amply-asseted Martina Sexy Latina – and many others – much of the "erratic geography" occurs when a girl moves from, say, Colchester to Crewe, and changes the town on her AW profile, but forgets to change the county.

(Note to Martina Sexy Latina:  Ever thought of spending a few days in Hampshire?  I'd be more than happy to help you with your Geography – and indeed your Economics – if you'll help me with my Biology...)

Not particularly "fair" to the punter though.  :angry:

As to the euphemisms, ard you having us on? You try to arrange a booking: you estimate the reliability of her comms, then either go ahead or cancel.

How about some reviews of your 'biology lessons' then?

Online Marmalade

or are you just an armchair commentator?

Town:   Gateshead
County:   Thurrock
Region:   East of England (Anglia)
Country:   United Kingdom
Member Since:   09/04/2016

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/3494333 or https://www.adultwork.com/Cleobeautifullycurve

Too busy looking at her tits to notice

You surely mean looking for her tits to notice?

Town:   Bilston
County:   Western Isles
Region:   Scotland
Country:   United Kingdom
Member Since:   09/04/2016

as far as I know Bilston is close to Wolverhampton, Walsall and Wednesbury!

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/3495702 or https://www.adultwork.com/Bilston%2DGirl99

Offline Stew

I've noticed that a lot of profiles have this particular error round these parts....

Town:    Stevenage
County:    Herefordshire
Region:    West Midlands

Town:    Watford
County:    Herefordshire
Region:    West Midlands

As I write this there are 5 profiles getting Herefordshire mixed up with Hertfordshire.

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/3510659 or https://www.adultwork.com/Princess%2DLu


Town:   London
County:   Cheshire
Region:   North West
Country:   United Kingdom
Nationality:   British
Member Since:   17/04/2016

Town:   Northwood
County:   Isle of Wight
Region:   South East
Country:   United Kingdom
Member Since:   20/04/2016

Northwood is between Pinner and Rickmansworth, HA9, but she has nics thighs
 https://www.adultwork.com/3515159 or https://www.adultwork.com/denymeleny

Fagin Again

  • Guest

www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=3485052

Town:   London
County:   Hampshire
Region:   South East
Country:   United Kingdom
Accessing From:  Italy     [She certainly gets about, does Alessiaangel87...!]
Nationality:   Romanian
Member Since:   04/04/2016

Town:   Essex Ireland Leicester London Kent
County:   Essex
Region:   East of England (Anglia)
Country:   United Kingdom
Nationality:   British
Member Since:   12/01/2016
Map shows Bayswater, London W2

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/3322033 or https://www.adultwork.com/sexyblondie123 -


1 review(s) found for bellacamsuk linked to in above post (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

Town:   Crawley
County:   Lewisham
Region:   London
Country:   United Kingdom
Member Since:   13/05/2016

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/3554410 or https://www.adultwork.com/Fresh%2DNimpho%2DMichell

map shows Crawley

Town:   London
County:   Bedfordshire
Region:   East of England (Anglia)
Country:   United Kingdom
Member Since:   12/05/2016
map shows CB6, Ely Cambridgeshire

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/3553228 or https://www.adultwork.com/showgirlemma29 -

Town:   Stevenage Luton
County:   Herefordshire
Region:   West Midlands
Country:   United Kingdom
Nationality:   Romanian
Member Since:   09/04/2016

map shows SG1 = Stevenage

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/3495585 or https://www.adultwork.com/Beyonce%2EFORy

Town:   Uxbridge
County:   Somerset
Region:   South West
Country:   United Kingdom
Member Since:   26/05/2016

map has her in west London.

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/3577369 or https://www.adultwork.com/Wandallsy+xOx

Town:   Kent
County:   Peterborough
Region:   East of England (Anglia)
Country:   United Kingdom
Member Since:   26/05/2016

map shows the county of Kent as a whole
Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/3576999 or https://www.adultwork.com/Amy%2ECrystal

Town:   Grimsby
County:   Gwynedd
Region:   Wales
Country:   United Kingdom
Member Since:   26/05/2016

map shows Grimsby Lincs.
https://www.adultwork.com/3577356 or https://www.adultwork.com/1Time%2EPatrikxia -

Town:   Brighton
County:   Bridgend
Region:   Wales
Country:   United Kingdom
Member Since:   01/06/2016   
Gender:   Female

Location comes up BN1, Brighton on the South coaST!
    
Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/3587237 or https://www.adultwork.com/Kelly%2EDearman