External Link/Members OnlyThe time has finally arrived for me to write my opinions and what I managed as James Bond detective to find out.
I want to be honest as I believe in honesty.
I exchanged a lot of emails with the lady when she first appeared in November and she did write to me of all her movements she made from here to London hoping to get a free feedback without having seen her, as you all know I disagreed for principles.
Then she asked for a formal, call it, application to introduce myself with occupation....which I duly did.
So this morning I started my investigative work:
I asked a couple of friends to make 3 separate telephone bookings so that her day would be quite full and all of 2 hours' length. She replied to all 3 with a resounding 'yes'. I did not like it! This meant that she accepts every Tom Dick and Hurry, so why in her profile she asks for a formal introduction? Those friends' bookings were all cancelled and she immediately sent me a message saying she needed to talk to me ASAP about my evening's booking. I called her at lunch time. She was upset because in this city, she said, people were attacking with so many bookings by phone and they (my friends) were all rude. She said she was crying and upset...etc. I talked to her for 2 minutes and comforted her, explaining that there are a lot of awful profiles and false at that, so perhaps people saw hers and they thought it was too good to be true to have a super model!! I explained that unfortunately there are people who do not write their profiles, but that I was sure hers was perfectly correct and that I was looking forward to meeting her. By then I started suspecting that her profile was not written by her and that there may be a third person involved. My detective work continued as I bought access to her private gallery: I wanted to see her face photo as she states on profile that it is there. Surprise!...no face photo there!! I texted her and asked her why and maybe she could have emailed it to me. She said she had to remove it because an idiot copied it and posted it and that she was not going to email it either. I saw by now further suspicion over her profile and indeed she stole £3.60 from me for that private gallery subscription which does not have her private photo, besides one of those photos show a nice pair of breasts with a mole on the right hand side, and she does not have moles on her fake ones (other detective work there for you guys!). The time arrived to go to the hotel, I decided to go to the bar half an hour earlier, I ordered a drink for myself and I was all well dressed up with suit and well groomed. I texted her to say that I had arrived. She gave me her room number. I replied by saying that I decided to invite her for a drink downstairs to relax her and comfort her for the bad day she had (remember that we talked on the phone at lunchtime). She texted back twice saying that I needed to go upstairs and that she would have to change to informal clothes to come to the bar....bull shit! I replied by text and then by calling her that I was formally dressed and that it would be nice for her to come down formally dressed and as sexy as she was going to receive me upstairs. Well, she finally agreed. She came down and she was quite impressive, all eyes on her, she is quite something, I must admit. However, as we converse and she relaxed more, I detected that all the staff I wrote in my emails in AW did not register with her ( I wrote quite an extensive application form to be accepted to meet her, with what I do etc...) she did not seem to know that, in fact she said, at one point: "..are you then a....?" Another negative point in my Bond's detection: She does not read emails, she does not even write her profile. Why did I come to this conclusion?
Because in her' 'interview' section of AW she states that she does not have piercing, tattoo and her breasts are natural. All that staff is another bull shit: She has one tattoo on her right leg, she has false breasts and she has one piercing in her belly button!! So she is a liar and she has a third accomplice who does the AW office work. So you may ask: "why the fuck did you stay?". Well, she decided to join me in the bar and we enjoyed talking and relaxing, she appeared nervous. She then walked me upstairs; as we walked along the grandiose corridors across the atrium of the hotel I felt great as everybody watched her, nicely dressed, and me , nicely groomed and dressed, walking and laughing as we went upstairs, few seconds of glory and make the observers envious as I had a very attractive lady at my side, and I am sure two of the male waiters must have thought: " look at that mother fucker with that chick, I wish I could fuck her for one night hehehe!!"
We went into a beautiful room with a great view, I wish was daytime. We made love, she never watched the time, in fact she was well relaxed, we then shower together too. We spent 1h 45min (my booking was for 1 hour) from the bar meeting her until I left her room, I gave her a little present with chocolates too. I did enjoy myself. I was disappointed she was not sincere with her profile and all the more suspecting a third party operating the AW profile. Hence my NEUTRAL verdict. Would I like seeing her again? No at that price, considering that she was not all honest with her profile. I like honesty and I tend to see again ladies that have an honest profile.
Well my friends, this is it. Apologies for the length of it. Finally it is over with this Bond's girl!!! Best wishes to you all.
