I know what you mean ESAL, I had a couple of absolute great shags in late 2014 when it seemed the Roma's were starting to arrive in Nottingham. Had a couple of girls that said it was their first time, and were believable too.
However, it seems that unless they've had very good, very recent feedback, that they're all cut from the same cloth.
I wonder if there's some sort of Romanian whore finishing school:
You must remove all pillows and visit the local tip for a broken mattress
Socks and neon coloured t-shirts belonging to Sergei should be draped across all radiators
Bins must be kept overflowing at all times and the heating should be on gas mark 5
If the carpet is not already filthy, ensure as much crap as possible is thrown onto it
Extra marks for any uneaten food or drink that can be left as close to the bed as possible
Your phone takes priority over the punter you are currently ripping off - you can reply to all texts and even answer it. Just don't send any Candy Crush requests, no fucker wants them
You have no knowledge of english, your vocabulary only includes:
"Extra for touching"
"Extra for kissing"
"Extra for oral no condom"
"You come now"
There's no need for make up or hairbrushes, you were born with natural Romanian good looks
After taking the punters money, leave room and go watch a film/shopping/online dating for about 10 minutes
During the punt ensure you lay in an awkward position, make no eye contact and moan that everything hurts
If you can affect a cough/cold do so, punters are less likely to want to touch you
There's probably hundreds more...