Executive Summary: B&S’d by this Romanian skank Luxury Blonde Raquel
– www.adultwork.com/3122215 Tottenham Court Rd in-call
Many here will know the girl… late 20s, quite tall, slim with small pert boobs, resembles Cameron Diaz and has generated a lot of positive feedback since setting up her stall in Birmingham last August. She almost single-handedly rectified the atrocious reputation of her fellow Romanian workers. Almost… There was some drama following a Neutral by Hawkwind71 last autumn and she subsequently got banned. Then took up residence over at UKE at the beginning of December where she fired up the imagination of punters by regularly posting cracking images of her body.
UKP reviews linked to her earlier profile here
Undoubtedly attractive, and reputed to be good with comms and service attitude, albeit quite vanilla. Jury's out on the latter. Judge the former yourself: So what happened?
Majority of comms were by SMS starting the morning of the punt, all very cordial and promptly replied to. Regular contact from both parties right until the door opened.
I recognised the person greeting the door as Raquel’s duo partner, Alexa
[www.adultwork.com/3186683]. She politely motioned me up the stairs and into a bedroom on the right. And then came into the room to discuss how long I wanted and quoted me the price. (Why do they do this. We’ve already established everything in the pre-meet comms).
Alexa was quite happy to let me assume I was talking to Raquel. Eventually, somewhat confused, I asked, “Where's Raquel – is she not here?”
“Oh, what happened? We’ve been messaging each other all day…”
“She had an emergency in Romania.”
- That old line, eh…
“Strange that she didn’t mention this,” thinking, you twat – I’ve just been on a train for the past two hours.
Alexa shrugs her shoulders. She is the option I’m presented with, then.
This hasn’t been discussed and, although she looks hot with a similarly slender physique, her lipstick is painted on so thick I wondered if she was due at the pantomime afterwards.
I explain that I was intending to see Raquel and so, thanks but I’ll pass. As she leads the way back down the stairs I’m tempted to grab her exposed ass and the Lil’ Man is jumping in my pants. But something told me that Alexa would not be delivering on any expections this evening. Damnations….. I’d wanted a stress-buster so bad when I woke up that morning. Raquel was going to deliver that – preferably in the form of some vigorous doggy action before culminating in a glorious CiM.
The look on Alexa’s face as we reached the door was feigned nonchalance tinged with the knowledge that this wasn’t right. Lil’ Man and I continued to argue as I walked towards the lift. I made some calls to the hotlist but no luck. Naughty-Natt’s green light was on but nobody in to answer the call. And, a guaranteed result based on previous meets: Peneloppe Ferre was in town but fully booked.
Raquel turned out to be a total waste of several hours. I believe this Negative is entirely justified. Not that she cares – she’s declared that she’s never returning to the UK. Summary
Trying to be generous here…. let’s say that Raquel had an emergency back home that necessitated her rescheduling her flight to leave immediately. Surely the advantage of having a best friend working in partnership was that Alexa could take up the slack and contact Raquel’s scheduled bookings to let them know. And then offer herself as an option.
No, I don’t buy it. Who knows, maybe Raquel was in the other bedroom.
Thank god she’s ‘retiring’ from the UK. Positives
I have a bunch of crisp notes in my wallet ready for the next punt. Neutrals
I could have been doing my tax return instead. Negatives
See above review.
In addition, due to engineering works a one-hour train journey took two hours, so four hours in total. Which would have been happily excused if there had been some frikkin’ action.
That was my penultimate tab of Avanafil wasted.