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Author Topic: Car meets  (Read 4283 times)

Now I am sure that the ifs and buts and pros and (mostly) cons of car meets have been done over and over but I have a question which is different. I suspect that the best place for answers is as a PM. If I receive a PM which is worth while and useful I can always pass it on in the same way.

Can anyone recommend or suggest a good place for a car meet close to central London, The starting point is Hyde Park where possibly even a snog would start old bill getting out his camera! But I am thinking of maybe an industrial building not used at night or a secluded car park within a not too tough drive time from Hyde Park. I am not talking dogging but a 1-2-1. Barn Hill for example in Wembley has been closed. Moat Mount on the A1 north of Apex Corner is rather far for this adventure but it is an example of what was a good one but it too has been closed.

South or SouthWest London would be the very best but I am a stranger there. Even Kingston or Surbiton I do not know at all. I only know Richmond park in the daytime. I know there are commons but do not know if they are patrolled.

Thanks.

Offline mattylondon


Can anyone recommend or suggest a good place for a car meet close to central London
Considering the fatties you're into and your age, don't you think it would make more sense to use a nice and soft bed?!  :D  I think you may well find the practicalities a little awkward, to say the least!  :sarcastic:

And on a serious note, you should know very well by now that requesting advice about something which is technically illegal, if we're talking about car sex, isn't a smart thing to do on here.

Perhaps you should just hire out a camper van, as that wouldn't be illegal!
« Last Edit: September 01, 2012, 06:12:51 PM by mattylondon »

Offline Cactus

Considering the fatties you're into and your age, don't you think it would make more sense to use a nice and soft bed?!  :D  I think you may well find the practicalities a little awkward, to say the least!  :sarcastic:

And on a serious note, you should know very well by now that requesting advice about something which is illegal, if we're talking about anything beyond a snog, isn't a smart thing to do on here.

Perhaps he drives a flatbed truck?

Car meets are shite, perhaps because I drive a pretty small car.  Cramped, uncomfortable and awkward.  If there was a girl only offering car meets then I would look elsewhere or book a very cheap hotel.

1 It is a big estate car
2 the lady does not have a place and nor do I
3 It is more for talk and snog only, we might not get round to the hard stuff.
4 This one is not overweight!
5 I just asked the mods to delete the thread, I did not know it is illegal.
Sorry.

Offline mattylondon

Perhaps he drives a flatbed truck?

Car meets are shite, perhaps because I drive a pretty small car.  Cramped, uncomfortable and awkward.  If there was a girl only offering car meets then I would look elsewhere or book a very cheap hotel.
Perhaps, but it doesn't sound much like it! I'm led to believe that HP is an older gentleman, so a cheap hotel such as an Ibis, Travelodge or Formulae 1 hotel would make much more sense and keep him away from the old bill.

And besides, trying to shag some fat heffer in a car, when you're pensionable age, doesn't strike me as being the smartest move!

1 It is a big estate car
2 the lady does not have a place and nor do I
3 It is more for talk and snog only
4 This one is not overweight!
5 I just asked the mods to delete the thread, I did not know it is illegal.
Sorry.
You normally post up fat birds, so I shall stand corrected this time!  :D Snogging isn't illegal, but I'm pretty darn sure that sex in a public place, including a car is. I don't know, then meet her in a park or something, if it's just a chat and snog. Or book a very cheap hotel.  :hi:

http://www.hotelformule1.com/gb/home/index.shtml
http://www.travelodge.co.uk/
http://www.ibishotel.com/gb/home/index.shtml
« Last Edit: September 01, 2012, 06:23:30 PM by mattylondon »

 If I had wanted to book a hotel i would have done that. if I had wanted to go to a park I would have done that. If you have an answer to my question please post and if not I do not require suggestions, it is not a punt  with a working lady but a possible blind date with a lady who has not made up her mind and a hotel would be too blatant. I shall start with a drink, take her by car towards her home and stop in a secluded spot if I can find one, thanks.

And dear mods, if my question is out of order please delete the thread, so sorry.

PS and she is not overweight.

Offline foresight

And on a serious note, you should know very well by now that requesting advice about something which is technically illegal, if we're talking about car sex, isn't a smart thing to do on here.


It's not illegal.

Offline mattylondon

If I had wanted to book a hotel i would have done that. if I had wanted to go to a park I would have done that. If you have an answer to my question please post and if not I do not require suggestions, it is not a punt  with a working lady but a possible blind date with a lady who has not made up her mind and a hotel would be too blatant. I shall start with a drink, take her by car towards her home and stop in a secluded spot if I can find one, thanks.

And dear mods, if my question is out of order please delete the thread, so sorry.

PS and she is not overweight.
You received your bloody answer. I cannot believe you are that stupid?

If you have sex with somebody in a car, in a public place, you are committing a potenital offence. An offence, if caught, that's likely to end up with both of you being charged and appearing before a judge. In addition, the press may also report it and then you'll be publicly 'named and shamed'.

You are asking for people to openly, on a public board, in the public area, not only condone a criminal act but actively encourage you to do it and/or do it in a manner where you can evade the police. Are you for fucking real or what?

« Last Edit: September 01, 2012, 09:02:05 PM by mattylondon »

Offline mattylondon

It's not illegal.
Having sex in a public place would be potentially committing a public order offence. On your own private property, probably not. Naturally, if you were in the outer Hebrides the chances of it being so would be unlikely. Plenty of people have been hauled before the courts for doing just that. Perhaps they were more blatant about it than others? It seems serious enough if it's causing a nuisance to the public.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9287131/Police-step-up-patrols-after-NHS-workers-spotted-having-sex-in-public-during-breaks.html

http://www.findlaw.co.uk/law/criminal/other_crime_and_justice_topics/500569.html

I'll take my cue from Silverado, if he says otherwise.
« Last Edit: September 01, 2012, 09:08:48 PM by mattylondon »

Offline foresight

Having sex in a public place would be potentially committing a public order offence.

Nowhere does it say that having sex in a car is a criminal act. If you choose to do it where you might be seen, you risk a complaint being made. The act itself is not illegal.

Offline Cactus

Nowhere does it say that having sex in a car is a criminal act. If you choose to do it where you might be seen, you risk a complaint being made. The act itself is not illegal.

Indecent exposure perhaps?

Offline Cactus

If I had wanted to book a hotel i would have done that. if I had wanted to go to a park I would have done that. If you have an answer to my question please post and if not I do not require suggestions, it is not a punt  with a working lady but a possible blind date with a lady who has not made up her mind and a hotel would be too blatant. I shall start with a drink, take her by car towards her home and stop in a secluded spot if I can find one, thanks.

And dear mods, if my question is out of order please delete the thread, so sorry.

PS and she is not overweight.

Is that the best idea? Quick pint, then away for a fumble.  If what happens in the car isn't illegal then it's likely being in charge of a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol would be.  Was the drink drive limit not recently lowered?

I apologise if by a drink you meant a glass of fizzy pop  :drinks:

Flip, is shagging in a changing cubicle in a well known department store illegal as well? It only took a few mins  :wacko:

i must admit a shag in the car brings back memories

You received your bloody answer. I cannot believe you are that stupid?

If you have sex with somebody in a car, in a public place, you are committing a potenital offence. An offence, if caught, that's likely to end up with both of you being charged and appearing before a judge. In addition, the press may also report it and then you'll be publicly 'named and shamed'.

You are asking for people to openly, on a public board, in the public area, not only condone a criminal act but actively encourage you to do it and/or do it in a manner where you can evade the police. Are you for fucking real or what?

which is why I apologised and asked the mods to delete the thread after the first very few posts but they did not yet delete it.

Offline Steve2

I'll step in and give you a couple of options HP

The multistorey CP at Victoria coach station

The underground CP on Park Lane

Offline Jimmyredcab

which is why I apologised and asked the mods to delete the thread after the first very few posts but they did not yet delete it.

It has not been deleted because car meets are not a banned subject, whether it is illegal or not is a bit of a grey area, the law may be different if you are on private property rather than in a public car park, I would not want a copper catching me shagging a girl in a car.

Offline James999

Or eating your sandwiches in th eback of your cab on a taxi rank  :hi:

Offline mattylondon

Or eating your sandwiches in th eback of your cab on a taxi rank  :hi:
:D I can't imagine that Jimmy being caught shagging in his car by the plod would be good for his business.  :D

Offline Jimmyredcab

:D I can't imagine that Jimmy being caught shagging in his car by the plod would be good for his business.  :D

I don't own a car, if I got caught shagging in the taxi I would probably lose my licence.  :(

Offline smiths

It's not illegal.

You could get nicked though if the police who turn up are real arseholes. If they decide to question both of you and realize you know hardly anything about each other they could get suspicious. All for a shag in a car, is it worth it, not to me thats for sure.

The WG could also be dodgy even having someone follow or go to a spot she says she knows is safe only for someone else to be there waiting to rob the punter. Not something i would recommend to any punter.

Dogging holds the offences of indecent exposure and outraging public decency as possible charges so as that involves sex in public places i assume the same could be used against anyone just doing this with one other person in a public place. I think the police are more likely to just move you on as certainly happened to me as a teenager when i used to shag in my car, but you never know for sure.
« Last Edit: September 02, 2012, 05:17:56 PM by smiths »

Offline smiths

If you see this on a WGs enjoys list on her A/W profile and she says she offers Incalls think to yourself why would she risk a Car Meet with a stranger.

When i see it on such a profile i always think thats likely to be a lie, and in my logic if she is lying about that what else could she be lying about.

Some WGs tick as many enjoys as they can to make it look like they offer a lot of services, always ask them if they do offer Car Meets if they have listed it or Dogging which is another some list. Most havent a clue what these things mean if foreign i have found, just shows they dont do their own profiles or they do but just tick everything whether they know what it is or not.

Another reason never to just rely on what a profile says, seek confirmation as well which is the best you can do.

Offline mattylondon

Another reason never to just rely on what a profile says, seek confirmation as well which is the best you can do.
A confirmation of services is always the way. Experience has taught me not to believe a fucking thing that's put on that list. A couple of the cleverer cunts have tried to get one over on me by saying that it's just a list of things they enjoy, rather than provide. Of course I walked. To clear up this confusion, Adultwork could do with renaming that tab to read 'services', rather than 'enjoy'.

Offline foresight

You could get nicked though if the police who turn up are real arseholes. If they decide to question both of you and realize you know hardly anything about each other they could get suspicious. All for a shag in a car, is it worth it, not to me thats for sure.

The WG could also be dodgy even having someone follow or go to a spot she says she knows is safe only for someone else to be there waiting to rob the punter. Not something i would recommend to any punter.

Dogging holds the offences of indecent exposure and outraging public decency as possible charges so as that involves sex in public places i assume the same could be used against anyone just doing this with one other person in a public place. I think the police are more likely to just move you on as certainly happened to me as a teenager when i used to shag in my car, but you never know for sure.

The fact remains that having sex in a car is not illegal. Whether you know each other or not is immaterial.  If you are somewhere where you can reasonably expect not to be seen by the general public and no complaint has been made, then a policeman would have little excuse to arrest you for offending public decency. He's probably got better things to do anyway.  If you are with a prostitute, she can't be done for soliciting, as she is already with you. Nor can you be done for Kerb crawling as the plod will have no evidence how you picked her up.
As has repeatedly been stated on this forum, sex with a prostitute is quite legal. Common sense dictates that one should be discreet when enjoying yourself  outdoors or in a car.

My main worry is that you are traceable through your car reg, should she decide to maliciously accuse you of rape or sexual assault.  That would be embarrassing  :scare:

Offline smiths

The fact remains that having sex in a car is not illegal. Whether you know each other or not is immaterial.  If you are somewhere where you can reasonably expect not to be seen by the general public and no complaint has been made, then a policeman would have little excuse to arrest you for offending public decency. He's probably got better things to do anyway.  If you are with a prostitute, she can't be done for soliciting, as she is already with you. Nor can you be done for Kerb crawling as the plod will have no evidence how you picked her up.
As has repeatedly been stated on this forum, sex with a prostitute is quite legal. Common sense dictates that one should be discreet when enjoying yourself  outdoors or in a car.

My main worry is that you are traceable through your car reg, should she decide to maliciously accuse you of rape or sexual assault.  That would be embarrassing  :scare:

As i posted a person could get nicked, its unlikely i agree but it could happen. I agree with your last paragraph. When prostitution being legal is discussed its in the context of it being off-street, thats perfectly legal apart from with certain groups of women, coerced for example. Car Meets brings it back into the area of on-street prostitution and the possibility of police involvement. Thats all i am saying, its a risk.


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