No idea but it reminds me of what a so called friend did to try to get hold of this woman i was shagging.
I met her and was totally pissed, went back to her place and had sex and fell asleep, woke to find her naked with her back to me and she had an arse like the michelin man. It put me right off my breakfast but i stayed friendly with her, i could always ring and come round for a shag was the set-up.
She invited me to her New Years Eve party and says bring your mates so i did. One turns up late on his own and as she turned round to climb her stairs he shouts "your arse doesnt look anywhere as big as Smiths said it did". What a prick, he got nowhere with her though. She was very upset so that was that. I told him what an arsehole he was too.