Hi guys! This is my first review (and first post) so please be nice. Or don't. I don't care.
External Link/Members OnlyAnyway, I went to this punt expecting to see Lilly (
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Looks: better than her profile would suggest! She has large looking tits on clothes and whilst these reduce a bit when set free, they're decent enough. A nice arse. Hair like a wet spaniel but that's OK with me. No pubic hair at all, and somewhat extended labia, if that's what you're into. Her English is pretty awful - she said she's only been in the UK a week and I've not seen anything to suggest this isn't true.
What happened: Kind of bizarre, actually. I went and took a shower, after finally using my best charades skills to demonstrate what a "towel" is (given the shower room itself lacked one). Otherwise the bathroom was fine, though it has kitchen towel instead of toilet roll. Whatever - that's hardly a big deal.
I went back into the room, which was a decently sized one with a duvet-less double bed, as per usual. She awkwardly - due to her dodgy English - asked me what I liked. I asked her to strip. She was baffled, so I said "take off your clothes seductively" to which she shrugged and just took off all her clothes except her bra and pants. Not what I anticipated but, well, I guess she was just cutting out the middle man. It taught me Valuable lesson though; do, don't tell. With that in mind l just sat down (naked) on the edge of the bed with my legs apart.
She fell to her knees in front of me and begun sucking. And let me tell you, folks after 20 or so punts or so under my belt, this was the best oral I've ever received, uncovered. She was just going for it, deep throating with very little hand action. I kept hitting the back of her throat, and she kept spitting on my cock taking it all, licking up and down including my balls etc. Very, very good.
At the start, I'd mentioned I was interested in anal and she responded like a parent whose child has just told them they want to go to art school - she smiled, and nodded, but I got the feeling she wasn't exactly gagging for it. Which is a shame but, well, that's why she is being paid and I'm not I suppose.
After 10-15 minutes of oral I took off her pants and - to my genuine surprise - she was wet as hell! Excellent, I thought - I'll warm up in her pussy and then maybe wangle my way into her arse, maybe after a cheeky finger? Well she put the condom on me, gave me another quick suck, then immediately shoved my cock into her arse. Like, no lube. No warning up. No rubbing her clit. Just bang, straight in.
What. This was weird. And you know the weirdest bit? It just felt like a pussy. I looked down and checked and, sure enough, I was hanging out the back of her arsehole. And I was just pounding away, lube free, like it was nothing. She didn't seem bothered and I came pretty quick, but I find myself in the odd position at the end of the punt of having cum after fucking her in the arse but not even touching her pussy except to feel if she was wet right at the start.
Anyway, after that - like all punt - I just wanted to bail, so I got the fuck out. She had no tissues in her room, nor a bin ("this is not my normal room!") So I had to do into the bathroom door a good ol kitchen towelling.
Anyway, over all this was a positive punt. At £80 for 30 minutes, she's pretty average but this includes anal (almost exclusively in my case!) And and both takes a pounding in there and gives amazing head. She gets 8 stars out of 10 from me.
Since it's my first review, and worst, first post, I imagine half of you will call me Sergei or suggest I'm Veronica posting with a particularly effective online translator. Whatever. Use this information, don't use this information - I really don't care. I just wanted to give back a small amount to this community.