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Author Topic: Size 10, I don't think so.  (Read 2574 times)

Offline Jimmyredcab

This lady claims she is a size 10, maybe she means when she was 16 years old.

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1611935

Offline mattylondon

This lady claims she is a size 10, maybe she means when she was 16 years old.

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1611935
:lol: Why do they bother to lie like that? My guess is a size 16. Look at her belly and thighs. If I turned up and she was a lot larger than advertised, I'd walk and leave a little comment saying so. Totally counter-productive, in my view and stupid.  :thumbsdown:

This lady claims she is a size 10, maybe she means when she was 16 years old.

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1611935

I should like to make a suggestion which may appear pedantic. She does not claim to be a size 10. She claims to fit a dress size 10. As she is only 5 foot tall maybe a size 10 would fit her? IN any event I think her figure is a great one.

But the 'young bottle blonde from Essex' I think she might not appeal to me personally.

Offline Jimmyredcab

I should like to make a suggestion which may appear pedantic. She does not claim to be a size 10. She claims to fit a dress size 10. As she is only 5 foot tall maybe a size 10 would fit her? IN any event I think her figure is a great one.

Yes well you would say that because you love fat munters.

That lady replied to my reverse booking where I stated that I am seeking someone slim, no way can she be described as slim, no way would she get into a size 10 dress.  :rolleyes:

Offline Ali Katt

Yes well you would say that because you love fat munters.

That lady replied to my reverse booking where I stated that I am seeking someone slim, no way can she be described as slim, no way would she get into a size 10 dress.  :rolleyes:
Size 14-16 sounds right. There is no way she is a size 10. Size 10 is slim with some curves; that means no flabby stomach, bingo wings and tree trunk thighs.
I don't mind fucking big women, if the price is right or free  :yahoo:
but I won't pay £130 or even £70 for the privilege.
Women who blatantly lie about age or dress size don't get my custom, obviously lying and prostitution go together, but taking off 3 dress sizes or 10 years is just daft.

Here's a size 10 escort, for comparison (I've seen her, so can vouch for it being accurate):
https://www.adultwork.com/Collette%40BlueBelles


Offline Matium

She looks a definite size 16.

Offline Sailormack

Note both gallery pictures have the belly covered... that's done for a reason. A size 10 would be proudly showing off her trim midriff.

At least a size 14 more probably a 16  :hi:

Offline Ali Katt

Note both gallery pictures have the belly covered... that's done for a reason. A size 10 would be proudly showing off her trim midriff.

At least a size 14 more probably a 16  :hi:
Probably because she has stretch marks or c-scars. It's hard to tell as ther are no face pics, but there is no way she is 28, 35 maybe.

Offline James999

She also calls herself "Petite"  lots of pro$$ies use Petite instead of short  :dash:

A fairer description would perhaps be "Dumpy blonde"  :hi:

She also calls herself "Petite"  lots of pro$$ies use Petite instead of short  :dash:

A fairer description would perhaps be "Dumpy blonde"  :hi:
indeed and we are dumping on her

Offline mattylondon

indeed and we are dumping on her
If you post up blatant lies about yourself, trying to dupe punters for financial gain, then you're fair game in my book.  :hi:

If she wasn't telling porkies, you may have a point..... well maybe! Anyway, you have a vested interest in fat birds! :P

Many do this to avoid being excluded in punters searches. It's the same reasoning why many older escorts deduct 5 years from their real age. They are either too fat or too old too get enough business so they lie on their profile. Make-up and taking advantage that most horny guys wont walk does the rest.

The irony is, if you were to then argue with a wg that since half the stuff on her profile isn't truthful that maybe her dislikes or rates are open for discussion she'll go absolutely bananas. Prossie logic, eh?

Personally I think punters give escorts too much power and forget at the end of the day who is holding the cash and who has the biggest choice.


Offline mattylondon

Many do this to avoid being excluded in punters searches. It's the same reasoning why many older escorts deduct 5 years from their real age. They are either too fat or too old too get enough business so they lie on their profile. Make-up and taking advantage that most horny guys wont walk does the rest.

The irony is, if you were to then argue with a wg that since half the stuff on her profile isn't truthful that maybe her dislikes or rates are open for discussion she'll go absolutely bananas. Prossie logic, eh?

Personally I think punters give escorts too much power and forget at the end of the day who is holding the cash and who has the biggest choice.
:drinks:

Offline Jessie 5

Well well well, so your judging me by a pic! Really.
Actually il set the record straight. I am 10/12 but you don't have that option on there. I'm 5ft tall which makes me look more a 12//14 granted but Im not lying by saying I'm a 10.
If you don't like what you see move on to the next one, there's no need to publicly put some one down when you've never met that person. Oh and I have got great feedback no one has moaned about me being a 'fattie' !!

Offline James999

Well well well, so your judging me by a pic! Really.

If you don't like people noticing your Pics and stats don't match then either

A Correct the Stats
B Lose some weight

It's not fucking difficult  :dash:

As for actual size, those thighs are only going to get in a size 14 Jean if they are the very stretcchy style and even then a 16 would probably allow you to actually walk in them  :hi:
« Last Edit: August 31, 2012, 09:48:13 PM by James999 »

Offline Matium

You ruin your photo by having a white hole in your face.

If you want to remain discreet, try wearing a hat, with the brim over your forehead and wear sunglasses.

You achieve the same effect of hiding your face but look a lot more stylish and appealing.

Offline Sailormack

Well well well, so your judging me by a pic! Really.
Actually il set the record straight. I am 10/12 but you don't have that option on there. I'm 5ft tall which makes me look more a 12//14 granted but Im not lying by saying I'm a 10.
If you don't like what you see move on to the next one, there's no need to publicly put some one down when you've never met that person. Oh and I have got great feedback no one has moaned about me being a 'fattie' !!

Hey Jessie

How did you get here today?

Spaceship?

Offline James999

Looks like we've pissed off another Fat essex bird  :timeout

Offline Jessie 5

Not at all.
I just think your rude. Seeing as you've never met me. I have the right to comment when your saying disrespectful things about me.
Any way il let you little boys carry on your very boring conversation.

Oh and just a note to jim I never replied to your booking because I won't show my face in pics, and I wasn't that interested in what you were offering. My friend did it I didn't no until now.

Offline Miss A Squires

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Why would your friend reply to a reverse booking using your profile?

Was she bidding for herself or for you?

Offline Jessie 5

It was a guy, he was setting up my profile adding bits to it etc..

Offline James999

Was this "Guy" the reason your stats don't match  :hi:

Offline Matium

By "guy", do you mean "pimp"?

Offline mattylondon

It was a guy, he was setting up my profile adding bits to it etc..
Your pimp, you mean? You're a grown woman of stated age 28, which obviously means judging by your other lies, that you're early or mid 30s. Why would you need anybody else, never mind another man, to setup your profile? Honestly, I couldn't care less whether you're good, bad or indifferent, but one thing is crystal clear.. you're never a size 10. Fact. Do you really have the nerve to come on here and suggest that you are? As James said, correct your stats and stop telling lies. As for not liking what we see, who said anything about being interested in punting you? I was just commenting on your deceptive profile. £130 an hour? Not in my lifetime, but good luck to you.  :hi:

Looks like we've pissed off another Fat essex bird  :timeout
And she won't be the last, I suspect. Why is it that most of them are lacking in grey matter there? Is it air different in Essex?
« Last Edit: August 31, 2012, 11:28:38 PM by mattylondon »

Offline mattylondon

She looks a definite size 16.
I see her pimp has just 'pulled her profile'?!  :D Hopefully it will return with more accurate stats eh?   :sarcastic:


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