So considering I've only ever had a massage due to injury in the past by a 18 stone ex prop forward ! ( male ) on the n h s , what exactly happens at a massage providers party ?
Never been to a massage party.
And never been given a massage by a 18 stone exprop forward.
Typical massage meet is;
Arrive.
Agree and pay fees.
Follow instructions.
Strip off completely or as instructed.
Lie face down on table/bed or whatever.
Answer questions as to oil, talc or dry massage.
Oil is dribbled over your back, legs hopefully in copious amounts, my preference, and if your lucky it will be dribbled into your arse crack.
Shoulder or leg massage starts, with questions to how firm a massage you desire.
Lady moves up or down depending on where she started.
As she reaches you thighs the slight spreading of your legs to allow full access to your thighs is good.
At this point the ladies hand may accidentally brush against your balls, a welcoming groan or sigh is good at this time, which may be met with some little giggles.
More accidents may quickly follow.
Lifting your hips a little is a good move at this point.
This enables more and longer sweeping accidents.
If you are with Yaya from the stadium some body to body action may occur. Those very hard pressure points will be her nipples pressing into your flesh.
About now you will be asked to turn over.
Usually more giggles at this time.
One memorable moment I had at this time is when the lady poked my stiff cock with her finger and asked me, "Do you want me to deal with this?"
What could I say but, "Yes!"
