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1 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 1586058) (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline Scoobs

Haven't been punting for a few months as I was seeing a fucking fruitcake for a while, but I made a less than triumphant return to the fold today.

I booked this dame for an hour this afternoon https://www.adultwork.com/1586058

What a bag of excrement  :(

I wont go into massive detail (unless you really want me to), but what I will say is that the girl is a robot who doesn't do a lot of the things she says she does (Kissing, OWO, CIM) and I'm willing to bet a large sum of money that her profile was written by someone else as her English wasn't even close to being as good as her profile suggests.

The booking ended up with me having a quick hand-shandy in her shower and not cleaning up my muck afterwards, purely out of spite  :lol:

If she's on your hotlist my advice would be to remove her from it and save yourself some cash.


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Offline Scoobs

I've just noticed that she says on her profile "I am a once in a lifetime experience".  Let's hope that's fucking true  :D

Offline Cactus

Sorry to hear you had a shite punt Scoobs, never good.  I had her on my hot list for a possible punt at the start of next month after I get paid.  Care to elaborate further on why the punt was a dud?

I see she has 9 positive ratings, just shows how misleading that is.

Offline mattylondon

Haven't been punting for a few months as I was seeing a fucking fruitcake for a while, but I made a less than triumphant return to the fold today.

I booked this dame for an hour this afternoon https://www.adultwork.com/1586058

What a bag of excrement  :(

I wont go into massive detail (unless you really want me to), but what I will say is that the girl is a robot who doesn't do a lot of the things she says she does (Kissing, OWO, CIM) and I'm willing to bet a large sum of money that her profile was written by someone else as her English wasn't even close to being as good as her profile suggests.

The booking ended up with me having a quick hand-shandy in her shower and not cleaning up my muck afterwards, purely out of spite  :lol:

If she's on your hotlist my advice would be to remove her from it and save yourself some cash.
Sorry you had a bad punt too. I noticed her rates and as soon as I saw £60 for 15 minutes, I'd have lost interest personally. As Willie said, the AW feedback can often be very misleading.


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Offline Scoobs

Sorry to hear you had a shite punt Scoobs, never good.  I had her on my hot list for a possible punt at the start of next month after I get paid.  Care to elaborate further on why the punt was a dud?

There was no flow to it at all and she just seemed disinterested.

I see from her feedback that she had a positive yesterday so I could give her the benefit of the doubt and guess that she was maybe a bit shagged out when I arrived, but even then I'd have expected her to put more effort into it.

Even before we had started she asked me what I would like to do.  After I'd asked what she didn't do (just anal) I just said that we should just go with the flow.  Thinking about it afterwards I think she would have preferred it if I'd given her a list saying "wank, oral, reverse oral, missionary, her on top, doggy, CIM".

She said to get on the bed and take it from there so when I went to kiss her it was all closed mouths and no return effort.  When I put my hand down to her fanny she didn't open her legs and complained that my hands were cold (it was quite warm yesterday).  At that point I thought that a quick massage might be the way to get things going - she seemed pleased with this suggestion.

It was a shitty massage that she seemed happy to keep doing forever and after about 10 minutes of pure boredom I gave up thinking that she'd turn me over and start sucking my cock and turned over myself.  I thought "surely she'll get the message now and get wired in" but she seemed reluctant to do anything.  Eventually she started wanking me off and then asked if I would like a blow job........err, yes, of course I want a blow job.

She then put a johnny on me (despite her profile saying OWO) and proceeded to give probably the worst BJ I've had with little effort made and too much time spent wanking and not enough time with my cock in her mouth (maybe she doesn't like the taste of rubber).  She stopped after about 3 minutes and then asked what I wanted to do next.  This is a pet hate of mine as it makes the booking just seem like we're going through a menu rather than having a proper session.

I suggested reverse oral and even then she didn't seem particularly enamoured.  She didn't exactly spread her legs wide and she hadn't shaved for a couple of days meaning she had a real face-grater.  I gave up after a couple of minutes and decided to stick it in her.  After about a minute she stopped me and asked me to stop thrusting in a sort-of circular-type motion as she didn't like it, so when I started again every time I inadvertantly strayed away from completely straight thrusting she pushed my hip to the middle.
 
She was beginning to irritate me by this point but I thought, seeing as she is a decent looking girl (even though her new dreadlock hairstyle didn't really do it for me) I wanted to see her go on top.  She agreed to this and hopped on.  It was starting to go OK at this point but she stopped after about 4 minutes or so saying she was knackered, hopped off and started wanking me again.

By this time I was just thinking "just unload in her and get the fuck out of here" so I suggested doggy style.  She seemed surprised when I stood at the side of the bed but positioned herself towards me.  I stuck it in her but she was positioned a bit too high so I asked her to lower herself a little.  She said she couldn't (she fucking could) so that left me standing on my tip-toes which wasn't particularly comfortable for me.  After a couple of minutes I knew that there was no way I was going to spunk and gave up.  I was probably only at a semi when I pulled out.

As I said before, she just seemed like a robot and did not provide anything remotely like the GFE she says she does.  She might of just been having a shite day but I wouldn't recommend trying it out.
« Last Edit: August 28, 2012, 09:54:22 AM by Scoobs »

Offline Ali Katt

I know it was a bad punt, but the way it was written made me laugh a bit  :lol:
I've had a few face graters.

I think she would be a bad punt for anyone, the fact she doesn't offer OWO, but it has it listed, doesn't do her any favours.

Good report, I almost feel I was in the room with you heh heh. Try the blowjob queen, she makes an effort and is quite fanciable as well.

Offline Scoobs

Good report, I almost feel I was in the room with you heh heh. Try the blowjob queen, she makes an effort and is quite fanciable as well.

I've seen Sarah before and one thing you certainly can't fault her for is effort.

Her flat is a fucking tip though  :D

Offline mattylondon

I've seen Sarah before and one thing you certainly can't fault her for is effort.

Her flat is a fucking tip though  :D
I'll never understand why it doesn't embarrass some people into at least tidying up their flat?! I'm not sure if that's simply showing their contempt for punters or they just don't give a shit!  :D

Offline Cactus

I've seen Sarah before and one thing you certainly can't fault her for is effort.

Her flat is a fucking tip though  :D

I'd vouch for that, her bathroom is minging!

She does give a very good service it has to be said, cheap BJ (£30 for 20 mins & from experience she'll let you go down on her for that price too) and has a great body.  However there is a reason she doesn't show her face in her pics IMO and she's not going to be getting a membership to MENSA any time soon.  For a quick blow job though, she's hard to beat  :thumbsup:

Offline Scoobs

She's only gone and left me some positive feedback  :lol:

I'd vouch for that, her bathroom is minging!

She does give a very good service it has to be said, cheap BJ (£30 for 20 mins & from experience she'll let you go down on her for that price too) and has a great body.  However there is a reason she doesn't show her face in her pics IMO and she's not going to be getting a membership to MENSA any time soon.  For a quick blow job though, she's hard to beat  :thumbsup:
Agree about the bathroom, but I thought she was quite pretty, she has a nice manner, and by the standards of scotty sex workers that I frequent, quite educated. Actually discussed her current reading, some novel. Also nice to see a girl with a bit of a bush, an indication that the girl is slightly middle-class in my experience. Her main appeal is she looks just like the sort of girl working in a sandwich shop, you arrive and she is in civvy clothes. But its what floats your boat,,,,




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