brianna.21 (Romanian) £80 for half hour (quoted price for an hour: £130)
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Hidden Image/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members OnlyVarious profile anomalies: doesn't see black people (which her right and she puts it fairly politely). Her age is either 21 or 22 depending where you look, and her dress size is 6 or 8 depending where you look. But not misleading: she's young and skinny, tall, nice looking. Photos could be accurate, right down to the slightly blurred grumpy look. Says she doesn't do anal, fair enough. Profile (or her pimp on her behalf) says she does OWO at discretion (not offered even though my cock is always exceedingly clean and not particularly hairy) French kissing discretion (also not received). Also no fingering. (None of these were dealbreakers: just mentioning for information).
Nice flat, warm, decent bed. Respectable Meadowbank area flat (apparently may share it with megansweet 22 whose rates are an eye-watering 90/150).
Told to take shoes off in the hallway. They were clean, but yeah ok.
Polite, though it felt very forced. If I were a fluffy I'd probably say at this point that she is a nice looking girl, did her best, and probably would be a great punt for someone else. But I'm not reviewing someone else's punt, I'm reviewing mine. and it was crap. I'd say the overriding reason, and I'm not
that hard to please, was that I felt unwelcome and therefore uncomfortable throughout the punt. While that is a subjective feeling, anyone who has been punting for a long time can tell the difference between a prossie who exudes warmth to you and one that smiles with her mouth but with eyes that look at you like you're a cockroach.
BJ wasn't bad. She has a few words of English, though not enough to be relaxed and natural. I generally like to take at least some of the woman's kit off, as well as mine, not always, but it's my choice. She stripped off and barked at me to take my remaining stuff off. As soon as my hands began exploring she jumped off to get a bottle of hand disinfectant spray to spray me with. I was still playing along at this point at thought ok, if she is feeling extra cautious and she's going to have my fingers inside her, but low and behold as soon as I went down there another command, the 'no fingers inside', was barked.
No fingers (even after spraying my hands with disinfectant). No french kissing. No OWO. (There's a cut off point for me where I think what's the point of even asking...) Her profile says she's "very open-minded" (with that many no-no's and it's limited stretch my guess is that open and shut is splitting hairs).
Although I quite like this body-type, after pissing me off so much I'd describe it less as svelte and more like "stick creature" which was a more appropriate description when her unrelaxed attitude and zero chemistry made the idea of cuddling her an empty exercise. After that it's mostly downhill. Why say she's blonde when she isn't? (either on the majority of the photos or in person). I started fantasising about the new Japanese sex robot half way through and thinking how they must be much better than Brianne.
The Romanian stereotype basically.One of the worst punts of the past twelve months. I'd like to be able to say it was her age and inexperience, but I've had plenty of women in that age group, even beginners, who could exude awesome chemistry, and most of all, make me feel welcome after paying my money. I've fucked some pretty robotic EEs, but even good lookers who just lays there after announcing her list of no-nos have been better. She's charging premium rates for Edinburgh. Maybe she's on too many Red Bull or pro-plus or maybe just deluded about her own abilities in the job. She could be good in some alternative universe. She wasted my evening and money, so I can't recommend her, even if others have.
Apparently gets around as there's a Lewisham thread on her as well.
If someone else enjoys her, good for you. It's nice to know pork chops can fly. But Romanian prostitutes that are worth seeing, much less worth 80 quid a fucking hour, seem to be very few and far between IMHO. Brianna has reinforced that view.
