Face Fucking Fun(FFF)

[alan given]

Hi Everbody

I do enjoy giving a face fucking to WG in particular the younger ones 18--25.Playing with a submissive young women who will do as they are told to please is one of the greatest delights.Love to give a little spanking too to willing participants

Unfortunatly I am on a fixed retirement income and cannot meet as many girls as I would like.I do save from my income and try to see  one girl ever 2 months.This not ideal.I am getting on a bit but I do have the same lustful feelings as a man much younger.My problem is that I need to see more WG,much more than once every 2 months, but do not have the funds to do this

So I would like my fellow punters to help financially and make a donation to me that I promise will not be wasted.Every amount donated will be used to hire WG,I do promise this. 
Please make your contribution to SORT 08-91-03   ACCOUNT 13158033.

Any appropiate financail help overwhelmingly welcome
Thank you

[hendrix]

 

Good luck, sincerely 

[yorkshire123]

Either you are a comic genius or as I have always thought a complete fucktard 

[Snoozy]

Have you tried asking for a crisis loan from the council. Can't see how they could possibly deny your request.

[hendrix]

Either you are a comic genius or as I have always thought a complete fucktard

It's strange that a similar request made by myself to my bank, complete with the promise to only spend the money on whores and charlie, was met with a "We don't think that fits our lending criteria Mr Hendrix, but thanks for your application"

[yorkshire123]

It's strange that a similar request made by myself to my bank, complete with the promise to only spend the money on whores and charlie, was met with a "We don't think that fits our lending criteria Mr Hendrix, but thanks for your application"

I think that's bank speak for fuck off fucktard 

[Snoozy]

It's strange that a similar request made by myself to my bank, complete with the promise to only spend the money on whores and charlie, was met with a "We don't think that fits our lending criteria Mr Hendrix, but thanks for your application"

Your business plan couldn't have been thorough enough 

[alan given]

Good luck, sincerely 

Thank you for sincerity 

[mh]

Every amount donated will be used to hire WG,I do promise this.

Oh well in that case. Your need is greater than mine... Is it fuck!

[hendrix]

I think that's bank speak for fuck off fucktard 

They did ask if I'd want PPI on it though 

Your business plan couldn't have been thorough enough 

It had diagrams and everything!

[Grumbleguts]

It's strange that a similar request made by myself to my bank, complete with the promise to only spend the money on whores and charlie, was met with a "We don't think that fits our lending criteria Mr Hendrix, but thanks for your application"

Was that the bank that likes to say "Fuck Off"

[mh]

Please make your contribution to SORT 08-91-03   ACCOUNT 13158033.

The payment form on my online banking needs the name of the account holder.

And (for some odd reason) your mother's maiden name, name of first pet and favourite teacher.
  

[3002steve]

i think randoms can set up charity donations if your info is true

[Grumbleguts]

Great idea Alan You could always apply for lottery funding

[alan given]

The payment form on my online banking needs the name of the account holder.

And (for some odd reason) your mother's maiden name, name of first pet and favourite teacher.
  

I did ask the bank today and they have indicate all is needed is my SORT and Account number.You can go to your bank to pay in or do an elecrtronic transaction on line.   13158033
08-91-03 
Many thanks

[Snoozy]

The payment form on my online banking needs the name of the account holder.

And (for some odd reason) your mother's maiden name, name of first pet and favourite teacher.
  

Mines is slightly different, to make the deposit I need your long card number, cvv on the back and your expiry date. Also it's asking how much you have in your account at the moment. Once I get these details I'll get the deposit finalised. Also I need your passport, must be the original, a scan will not be accepted!

[alan given]

Mines is slightly different, to make the deposit I need your long card number, cvv on the back and your expiry date. Also it's asking how much you have in your account at the moment. Once I get these details I'll get the deposit finalised. Also I need your passport, must be the original, a scan will not be accepted!

You sound like a scammer

[Snoozy]

Ok you've got me there, I don't need the passport. Please forward the rest of the info though as this is essential!

[madeinwales56]

Hi Everbody

I do enjoy giving a face fucking to WG in particular the younger ones 18--25.Playing with a submissive young women who will do as they are told to please is one of the greatest delights.Love to give a little spanking too to willing participants

Unfortunatly I am on a fixed retirement income and cannot meet as many girls as I would like.I do save from my income and try to see  one girl ever 2 months.This not ideal.I am getting on a bit but I do have the same lustful feelings as a man much younger.My problem is that I need to see more WG,much more than once every 2 months, but do not have the funds to do this

So I would like my fellow punters to help financially and make a donation to me that I promise will not be wasted.Every amount donated will be used to hire WG,I do promise this. 
Please make your contribution to SORT 08-91-03   ACCOUNT 13158033.

Any appropiate financail help overwhelmingly welcome
Thank you

I'm not having a very good day today but I have to admit this made me chuckle - after the second time I read it to check what I had read was correct.
What a fucking stupid, brain dead, complete and utter fuckwit cunt. He must have attended that famous Nigerian school of obtaining money the stupid way. Fucking twat.
Told you I was having a bad day ...

[jawill]

You could always try the equivalent of Wonga, but for punters...... I believe it's called Wanka

[willmo1]

If youve got a sperm bank account I can help you out. Expect regular small deposits only.

[cueball]

Bye bye Alan 

Given by name and given by nature

You've been given your marching orders

[vt]

FFF= Fucking Feckless Fucktard   

[Grumbleguts]

Banning reason, Twat 

[cockneybstrd]

I landed a bit of a touch on the nags this afternoon. So if this had come from a normal member I might have been tempted to chuck them a bullseye.

I did think if I Had won the lottery I would have put 50k in a Ukpunting fund where members could apply for punting bursary.

[Third Man]

this thread has ' given' me a right laugh lads, suppose its not bad to have the odd twat on here now and again

[nasar]

Which charity should i sign op up to?

[Sonny Crockett]

Hi Everbody

I do enjoy giving a face fucking to WG in particular the younger ones 18--25.Playing with a submissive young women who will do as they are told to please is one of the greatest delights.Love to give a little spanking too to willing participants

Unfortunatly I am on a fixed retirement income and cannot meet as many girls as I would like.I do save from my income and try to see  one girl ever 2 months.This not ideal.I am getting on a bit but I do have the same lustful feelings as a man much younger.My problem is that I need to see more WG,much more than once every 2 months, but do not have the funds to do this

So I would like my fellow punters to help financially and make a donation to me that I promise will not be wasted.Every amount donated will be used to hire WG,I do promise this. 
Please make your contribution to SORT 08-91-03   ACCOUNT 13158033.

Any appropiate financail help overwhelmingly welcome
Thank you

Odd Request Methinks!!

[mrbluerunner]

Funniest post ever 

[uutarn]

Yea i laughed at not only the OP, but the banning reason  .

[Sonny Crockett]

Can't believe that someone with 4 escort reviews could come up with such a stupid request.

[Sonny Crockett]

Thank you for sincerity 

This is even more funnier than the opening post. Can't believe he was so genuine about it.

[Marmalade]

Yea i laughed at not only the OP, but the banning reason  .

Check out some of his previous stuff:

I'm not a lover of hairy pussy but I do like a small amount of neat hair on the pubic bone above the the pussy opening. Don't want any hair around the pussy lips or in the girls anus area.These regions must completely shaved for me to enjoy giving oral.

I reckon that could be built into a playstation game once you pass the "Is my cock too big" level.

[Marmalade]

I had to look that up as I have never used a playstation/x-box or whatever they're called. Apparently there are only a few x-rated ones:
External Link/Members Only

[Ben4454]

I have to ask myself how desperate could I be for a punt to ask for money from fellow punters. I suspect that he suffers some kind of sex addiction or has a rare form of fucktard disease.

[Sonny Crockett]

I wonder if there are websites out there where people who join can make requests for donations for something that they want to do. If there is such a website, the OP could join and make his request there.

[Private Parts]

Perhaps a small entry (sorry) in the back pages of Private Eye might generate a few pence!
PP

[vt]

Perhaps a small entry (sorry) in the back pages of Private Eye might generate a few pence!
PP

A big splash on the front might generate a few more!! 

[vt]

...a rare form of fucktard disease.

Those medical school fees obviously weren't wasted on you!!