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Author Topic: Face Fucking Fun(FFF)  (Read 1584 times)

Offline alan given

Hi Everbody

I do enjoy giving a face fucking to WG in particular the younger ones 18--25.Playing with a submissive young women who will do as they are told to please is one of the greatest delights.Love to give a little spanking too to willing participants

Unfortunatly I am on a fixed retirement income and cannot meet as many girls as I would like.I do save from my income and try to see  one girl ever 2 months.This not ideal.I am getting on a bit but I do have the same lustful feelings as a man much younger.My problem is that I need to see more WG,much more than once every 2 months, but do not have the funds to do this

So I would like my fellow punters to help financially and make a donation to me that I promise will not be wasted.Every amount donated will be used to hire WG,I do promise this. 
Please make your contribution to SORT 08-91-03   ACCOUNT 13158033.

Any appropiate financail help overwhelmingly welcome
Thank you
Banning reason: Either account hacked or posted himself being a bigger twat than ever before


Offline yorkshire123

Either you are a comic genius or as I have always thought a complete fucktard 
Banning reason: Making false malicious allegations against admin

Offline Snoozy

Have you tried asking for a crisis loan from the council. Can't see how they could possibly deny your request.

Offline hendrix

Either you are a comic genius or as I have always thought a complete fucktard

It's strange that a similar request made by myself to my bank, complete with the promise to only spend the money on whores and charlie, was met with a "We don't think that fits our lending criteria Mr Hendrix, but thanks for your application"

Offline yorkshire123

It's strange that a similar request made by myself to my bank, complete with the promise to only spend the money on whores and charlie, was met with a "We don't think that fits our lending criteria Mr Hendrix, but thanks for your application"

I think that's bank speak for fuck off fucktard  :D
Banning reason: Making false malicious allegations against admin

Offline Snoozy

It's strange that a similar request made by myself to my bank, complete with the promise to only spend the money on whores and charlie, was met with a "We don't think that fits our lending criteria Mr Hendrix, but thanks for your application"

Your business plan couldn't have been thorough enough  :D

Offline alan given

Banning reason: Either account hacked or posted himself being a bigger twat than ever before

Offline mh

Every amount donated will be used to hire WG,I do promise this.

Oh well in that case. Your need is greater than mine... Is it fuck!

Offline hendrix

I think that's bank speak for fuck off fucktard  :D

They did ask if I'd want PPI on it though  :D


Your business plan couldn't have been thorough enough  :D

It had diagrams and everything! :D

Offline Grumbleguts

It's strange that a similar request made by myself to my bank, complete with the promise to only spend the money on whores and charlie, was met with a "We don't think that fits our lending criteria Mr Hendrix, but thanks for your application"

Was that the bank that likes to say "Fuck Off" :( :( :( :hi:

Offline mh

Please make your contribution to SORT 08-91-03   ACCOUNT 13158033.

The payment form on my online banking needs the name of the account holder.

And (for some odd reason) your mother's maiden name, name of first pet and favourite teacher.
 :hi:  :sarcastic:

Offline 3002steve

i think randoms can set up charity donations if your info is true
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Offline Grumbleguts

Great idea Alan ;) You could always apply for lottery funding :hi:

Offline alan given

The payment form on my online banking needs the name of the account holder.

And (for some odd reason) your mother's maiden name, name of first pet and favourite teacher.
 :hi:  :sarcastic:


I did ask the bank today and they have indicate all is needed is my SORT and Account number.You can go to your bank to pay in or do an elecrtronic transaction on line.   13158033
08-91-03 
Many thanks
Banning reason: Either account hacked or posted himself being a bigger twat than ever before

Offline Snoozy

The payment form on my online banking needs the name of the account holder.

And (for some odd reason) your mother's maiden name, name of first pet and favourite teacher.
 :hi:  :sarcastic:

Mines is slightly different, to make the deposit I need your long card number, cvv on the back and your expiry date. Also it's asking how much you have in your account at the moment. Once I get these details I'll get the deposit finalised. Also I need your passport, must be the original, a scan will not be accepted!

Offline alan given

Mines is slightly different, to make the deposit I need your long card number, cvv on the back and your expiry date. Also it's asking how much you have in your account at the moment. Once I get these details I'll get the deposit finalised. Also I need your passport, must be the original, a scan will not be accepted!


You sound like a scammer
Banning reason: Either account hacked or posted himself being a bigger twat than ever before

Offline Snoozy

Ok you've got me there, I don't need the passport. Please forward the rest of the info though as this is essential!

Hi Everbody

I do enjoy giving a face fucking to WG in particular the younger ones 18--25.Playing with a submissive young women who will do as they are told to please is one of the greatest delights.Love to give a little spanking too to willing participants

Unfortunatly I am on a fixed retirement income and cannot meet as many girls as I would like.I do save from my income and try to see  one girl ever 2 months.This not ideal.I am getting on a bit but I do have the same lustful feelings as a man much younger.My problem is that I need to see more WG,much more than once every 2 months, but do not have the funds to do this

So I would like my fellow punters to help financially and make a donation to me that I promise will not be wasted.Every amount donated will be used to hire WG,I do promise this. 
Please make your contribution to SORT 08-91-03   ACCOUNT 13158033.

Any appropiate financail help overwhelmingly welcome
Thank you

I'm not having a very good day today but I have to admit this made me chuckle - after the second time I read it to check what I had read was correct.
What a fucking stupid, brain dead, complete and utter fuckwit cunt. He must have attended that famous Nigerian school of obtaining money the stupid way. Fucking twat.
Told you I was having a bad day ...

Offline jawill

You could always try the equivalent of Wonga, but for punters...... I believe it's called Wanka

Offline willmo1

If youve got a sperm bank account I can help you out. Expect regular small deposits only.
Banning reason: Leaver

Offline cueball

Bye bye Alan  :D

Given by name and given by nature

You've been given your marching orders :D

Offline vt

FFF= Fucking Feckless Fucktard   :D


I landed a bit of a touch on the nags this afternoon. So if this had come from a normal member I might have been tempted to chuck them a bullseye.

I did think if I Had won the lottery I would have put 50k in a Ukpunting fund where members could apply for punting bursary.


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