So I've finally (after a very long time!) built up the courage to book my first punt. I'm booked for an outcall tomorrow evening. I have no idea what to expect and I'm quite nervous and I have a few questions. I'm aware that 99% of the escorts out there are probably fine and lovely people so I hope my questions don't offend anyone - I'm just concerned about that 1%.
I've read around that it's quite legal to do this in the UK, but is there anything I need to be aware of that IS illegal (baring in mind shes visiting me at my hotel, its not a brothel or something)?
Any safety concerns I might need to be aware of (in terms of physical safety, stealing things, etc)?
What is the general etiquette of a meet - what happens after I answer the door? (do I hand over the money, do I leave it on the side, does the money exchange hands immediately, etc).
Whats the general conversation like? I don't want to spend 20 minutes talking about football but equally don't want to be rude (in the same way I wouldnt be rude to the checkout lady at ASDA).
Bring my own condoms, or use hers?
Finally: OWO. What sort of risks are attached to this? Seems like most people say the risks are very very small, with HIV risk being pretty much nil. Does anyone know of anyone catching anything this way and would you say the risk is worth it? Obviously any very small risk is still a risk...
Getting very... VERY nervous