Where is Linzi Mae

[SeaMagpie]

Do any members know where Linzi Mae has gone?
She comes from the North East and used the rail services to visit many places around the UK.
She practised in Cambridge on certain days of the week for many years, but she seems to have disappeared recently.
I had a few punts with her a couple of years back and she was excellent.
I'd love to know where she is now and if she is still working as I would like to have more fun with her.
Many thanks

[cockneybstrd]

I always find these 'where are they now' postings quite strange. They usually come from one post or one topic wonders.

You normally get these on football websites.Where they interview some ex clogger from the 70's. Who now runs a pub and gives a few banal quotes about how they miss the banter from the dressing rooms but not the pre season cross country runs.

I suppose you could do one on here. In a Ukpunting exclusive Cockneybstrd interviews Sexy Sam.

Sexy Sam one time white knight sweetheart now works in Greggs in Bury. When she is not selling sausage rolls the mother of two enjoys spending time with Dave her husband who is unaware of her past.

Of course I miss the money Sam reveals but the game changed for me when all these young eastern European's appeared on the scene and it became younger women's game Sam wistfully states.

[mikexxlong]

I always find these 'where are they now' postings quite strange. They usually come from one post or one topic wonders.

You normally get these on football websites.Where they interview some ex clogger from the 70's. Who now runs a pub and gives a few banal quotes about how they miss the banter from the dressing rooms but not the pre season cross country runs.

I suppose you could do one on here. In a Ukpunting exclusive Cockneybstrd interviews Sexy Sam.

Sexy Sam one time white knight sweetheart now works in Greggs in Bury. When she is not selling sausage rolls the mother of two enjoys spending time with Dave her husband who is unaware of her past.

Of course I miss the money Sam reveals but the game changed for me when all these young eastern European's appeared on the scene and it became younger women's game Sam wistfully states.

   

[jarndyce]

I always find these 'where are they now' postings quite strange. They usually come from one post or one topic wonders.

You normally get these on football websites.Where they interview some ex clogger from the 70's. Who now runs a pub and gives a few banal quotes about how they miss the banter from the dressing rooms but not the pre season cross country runs.

I suppose you could do one on here. In a Ukpunting exclusive Cockneybstrd interviews Sexy Sam.

Sexy Sam one time white knight sweetheart now works in Greggs in Bury. When she is not selling sausage rolls the mother of two enjoys spending time with Dave her husband who is unaware of her past.

Of course I miss the money Sam reveals but the game changed for me when all these young eastern European's appeared on the scene and it became younger women's game Sam wistfully states.

That's the funniest fucking thing I've read in a long time. Bravo, my friend, bravo!   

[madeinwales56]

Do any members know where Linzi Mae has gone?
She comes from the North East and used the rail services to visit many places around the UK.
She practised in Cambridge on certain days of the week for many years, but she seems to have disappeared recently.
I had a few punts with her a couple of years back and she was excellent.
I'd love to know where she is now and if she is still working as I would like to have more fun with her.
Many thanks

No idea. Where have you looked?

[mattylondon]

I always find these 'where are they now' postings quite strange. They usually come from one post or one topic wonders.

Me too. The obsessed, boundary pushing and clingy fucker types, who forget this is just business.

The same wierdos I read making frantic posts whenever a particular prossie hasn't appeared online for a few days, asking if she's 'ok'. And then the prossie pops up and says "don't worry, I'm alright and fine"!     

I mean, who gives a fucking shit? There are plenty of fish in the sea. As if the woman concerned or any other would give a shit what some punter wants or thinks. I wish people like this would just leave sleeping dogs lie, leave these women alone and go fuck another one.

[Steely Dan]

Have you found Linzi Mae?
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[SeaMagpie]

Hi Dan

Well firstly I have to say that I'm pretty shocked at the response to my genuinely sensible request.
What is the matter with people these days? Are they so insecure that they suspect a negative motive automatically? The fact that I had enjoyed a punt with Linzie is nothing to be upset about and I'd like to find her so that I can enjoy another punt with her. What's wrong with that??
What is the matter with these idiots that seem to think they are so intellectually superior that a condemnation is all they can offer.
Get a life guys and stop thinking you are anything special. If you can't come back with a comment that is sensible and genuine in the spirit of this site then pass on by.

Dan, thanks for your sensible reply. But no, I haven't found Linzie yet and I suspect that she has probably given up the job and moved on. Best of luck to her is what I shall say.
However, if anyone does know if she is still working, I would be grateful if they would let me know.

[cockneybstrd]

Well firstly I have to say that I'm pretty shocked at the response to my genuinely sensible request.
 But no, I haven't found Linzie yet and I suspect that she has probably given up the job and moved on. Best of luck to her is what I shall say.
However, if anyone does know if she is still working, I would be grateful if they would let me know.

Seriously

A) Your Shocked at the response
B) You believe it was a genuinely sensible request

To be frank I am shocked that your shocked anyway good luck with finding Linzi mae. If you do find her drop me a PM would be good to interview her for my new website iveretiredfindsomeonenew.com

[Hydrant]

I saw her many years ago in Cambridge and she was an absolute A number one escort. It does look as if she's retired or is having an extended break with no up-to-date presence online.

Her old phone number is easily found if you Google Linzie Mae escort and her old email was: linzie_mae@hotmail.co.uk

Wouldn't hurt to try them on the off-chance.

[SeaMagpie]

Thanks Hydrant
I actually thought that having not heard from Linzie for so long, she must have retired.
But.... Good News... I took your suggestion and phoned her and guess what, she has taken some time off from last year to deal with other issues in her life and will be back working again in March or April 2016.
Guess where I will be going in March or April???

Many thanks

[madeinwales56]

Thanks Hydrant
I actually thought that having not heard from Linzie for so long, she must have retired.
But.... Good News... I took your suggestion and phoned her and guess what, she has taken some time off from last year to deal with other issues in her life and will be back working again in March or April 2016.
Guess where I will be going in March or April???

Many thanks

So all you had to go was ring her? Genius ...
I put my pen down somewhere and can't find it. Any idea where it is?

[SeaMagpie]

I've try the phone before "Only Way" and got no reply, so didn't bother to flog as it seemed that she had probably downed the account. But as Hydrant suggested it, I thought I'd try again and this time scored.
As for your pen, have you checked up your arse?? LOL!!

[cockneybstrd]

I've try the phone before "Only Way" and got no reply, so didn't bother to flog as it seemed that she had probably downed the account. But as Hydrant suggested it, I thought I'd try again and this time scored.
As for your pen, have you checked up your arse?? LOL!!

Laughing at your own (very poor) joke is the sign of a mong.

[jcdmj12]

Laughing at your own (very poor) joke is the sign of a mong.

+1 OP can count to potato.

[madeinwales56]

I've try the phone before "Only Way" and got no reply, so didn't bother to flog as it seemed that she had probably downed the account. But as Hydrant suggested it, I thought I'd try again and this time scored.
As for your pen, have you checked up your arse?? LOL!!

Lol is normally an acronym used by prossies when they come on here. Checked up my arse. Couldn't find the pen but did find it a suitable place to store your contributions to this board.

As you said "Get a life guys and stop thinking you are anything special. If you can't come back with a comment that is sensible and genuine in the spirit of this site then pass on by."
Maybe you should take your own advice ...

[SeaMagpie]

Holy Mackerel, you guys need to get out a bit more.
I thought it wasn't a bad joke myself and I meant it as a joke too not an insult. But if that's the way you see things consider this...

I think my original observation may have been more relevant than I first thought. Perhaps, from the tone of your comments and the shear number of posts hanging off your ridiculous avatars, I would imagine that you are the archetypal types that spend all day in front of their computers with their pants around their ankles, one hand on the keyboard and the other on a poor excuse for an erection. Beer belly obscuring the penis and an air of rank body odour from the unwashed flesh that perspires increasingly to any titillating content found. So keep flaming me guys, and while you do, remember I'm the one screwing the lovely girls and your the ones dreaming about it!!

[madeinwales56]

See ya, Magpie. Hope you enjoy the view from the guest room ...

[vw]

I always find these 'where are they now' postings quite strange. They usually come from one post or one topic wonders.

People that start this way usually end up with stalker or obsessive under their posts 99 times out of 100.

Fact is whores leave, new ones arrive and none of my business where that have gone !

[cockneybstrd]

Holy Mackerel, you guys need to get out a bit more.
I thought it wasn't a bad joke myself and I meant it as a joke too not an insult. But if that's the way you see things consider this...

I think my original observation may have been more relevant than I first thought. Perhaps, from the tone of your comments and the shear number of posts hanging off your ridiculous avatars, I would imagine that you are the archetypal types that spend all day in front of their computers with their pants around their ankles, one hand on the keyboard and the other on a poor excuse for an erection. Beer belly obscuring the penis and an air of rank body odour from the unwashed flesh that perspires increasingly to any titillating content found. So keep flaming me guys, and while you do, remember I'm the one screwing the lovely girls and your the ones dreaming about it!!

Deary me Sea Geordie you dont half get upset easily

I will remember your one the 'screwing the lovely girls' because that post was pure comedy gold

You seem to have got rather upset at a bit of harmless leg pulling.

I m the one screwing the lovely girls.....

[SeaMagpie]

Just before I go "Only Way", please accept my thanks for your advice earlier which worked for me.
And if the moderators do bust me for being outspoken and upsetting the old soaks, I'll be back later as "Midnight Blackbird". Keep your eyes peeled!

[vw]

Holy Mackerel, you guys need to get out a bit more.

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[cockneybstrd]

Just before I go "Only Way", please accept my thanks for your advice earlier which worked for me.
And if the moderators do bust me for being outspoken and upsetting the old soaks, I'll be back later as "Midnight Blackbird". Keep your eyes peeled!

I am sorry Sea Magpie I was wrong your not a mong your fucking comedy gold

[madeinwales56]

Just before I go "Only Way", please accept my thanks for your advice earlier which worked for me.
And if the moderators do bust me for being outspoken and upsetting the old soaks, I'll be back later as "Midnight Blackbird". Keep your eyes peeled!

We'll be sure to keep an eye out for you. You don't work for MI5 by any chance, do you? Just wondered as undercover stuff doesn't seem to come naturally to you.

[Private Parts]

So all you had to go was ring her? Genius ...
I put my pen down somewhere and can't find it. Any idea where it is?

At the risk of getting banned. Have you tried ringing your pen?
PP

[socks]

Sea Magpie is Linzi Mae, right?

[jcdmj12]

Admin is spot on with ban reason, as ever.       

[Moresomes]

you are the archetypal types that spend all day in front of their computers with their pants around their ankles, one hand on the keyboard and the other on a poor excuse for an erection. Beer belly obscuring the penis and an air of rank body odour from the unwashed flesh that perspires increasingly to any titillating content found.

That's uncanny !!!, Have you hacked my webcam?   

[madeinwales56]

Sea Magpie is Linzi Mae, right?

So, Socks my old love, are you an M15 operative as well? I'm going to have to be careful what I say ...
Why do you think our erstwhile friend is the prossie in question?

[Poopster]

I'm the one screwing the lovely girls and your the ones dreaming about it!!

Boasting like this on a punting forum??

Sorry Admin, but I think you made a mistake banning that comedy genius!

[cockneybstrd]

So, Socks my old love, are you an M15 operative as well? I'm going to have to be careful what I say ...
Why do you think our erstwhile friend is the prossie in question?

Done in a Lloyd Grossman voice

lets look at the evidence

A where are they now post
Replies in an over hysterical manner to people taking the piss
The touting I will be seeing on her return
LOL at its own post
The over the top you fat sad cunts line and the comedy gold I will be screwing all the lovely girls the ones your dreaming of line

Only a man with a major whiff of lavender would say that or a bird (And I am not talking a water based magpie)

[cueball]

Done in a Lloyd Grossman voice

lets look at the evidence

A where are they now post
Replies in an over hysterical manner to people taking the piss
The touting I will be seeing on her return
LOL at its own post
The over the top you fat sad cunts line and the comedy gold I will be screwing all the lovely girls the ones your dreaming of line

Only a man with a major whiff of lavender would say that or a bird (And I am not talking a water based magpie)

Great analogy CB

I'm sold, magpie is linzi mae, it'll do for me anyhow 

[madeinwales56]

Done in a Lloyd Grossman voice

lets look at the evidence

A where are they now post
Replies in an over hysterical manner to people taking the piss
The touting I will be seeing on her return
LOL at its own post
The over the top you fat sad cunts line and the comedy gold I will be screwing all the lovely girls the ones your dreaming of line

Only a man with a major whiff of lavender would say that or a bird (And I am not talking a water based magpie)

Well deduced my old two n eight. (See what I did there, Cockneybstrd?). Whatever, he she or it is a twat.

[cockneybstrd]

Well deduced my old two n eight. (See what I did there, Cockneybstrd?). Whatever, he she or it is a twat.

cor blimey madeinwales you might have got yourself in right 2 and 8 (state) with that post my old china plate.

[madeinwales56]

Hold on a minute. There's a member on here that goes by the name of Linzie Mae. Slightly different spelling of the name but close enough for jazz, as they say. Profile hasn't been active for three or four years but nonetheless a coincidence or maybe not. Maybe my MI5 friends could do some digging?

[madeinwales56]

cor blimey madeinwales you might have got yourself in right 2 and 8 (state) with that post my old china plate.

Cor blimey indeed. Good job I am a cunning linguist ...

[cockneybstrd]

Hold on a minute. There's a member on here that goes by the name of Linzie Mae. Slightly different spelling of the name but close enough for jazz, as they say. Profile hasn't been active for three or four years but nonetheless a coincidence or maybe not. Maybe my MI5 friends could do some digging?

Well having a quick butcher's hook MIW

It appears that good old Linzi was reviewed on here. It also mentions that she used to work in the North East but most of the references are to her in the Cambridge area. Interestingly the OP chose the name Sea Magpie and the North East connection,

I notice that Hydrant gave her email address and I guess admin could check too see if it was the same one

[socks]

Good to see cockney's nailed it for you MiW. Fucking one post wonders - I'm suspicious of anyone who posts for the first time (or very early in their membership) asking about a specific girl. It just screams pimp or prossie to me.

[smiths]

Well having a quick butcher's hook MIW

It appears that good old Linzi was reviewed on here. It also mentions that she used to work in the North East but most of the references are to her in the Cambridge area. Interestingly the OP chose the name Sea Magpie and the North East connection,

I notice that Hydrant gave her email address and I guess admin could check too see if it was the same one

Linzie was based in Cambridge for years but also toured around quite a bit, it was in Cambridge that I punted with her a while back, she didn't offer kissing at one time which meant she was no good to me but then started to offer it, review done. No idea where she is now though.

[Jay-Jay]

Newcastle is/was her hometown I think but she generally travelled to mainline towns to do a hotel for a day. I saw her in Penrith a few times and she was excellent. Disappeared from A/W last year some time. If she does come back and is handy I will again and I don't normally return.


Jay