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Offline BecksP

Congratulations approaching 69 ok no jokes but need longer to prepare but still perform well personally prefer younger girls and no complaints  promised myself a lunchtime visit to The Pheonix Club but will test Cialis first-Seriously guys not built like a stallion will I feel embarrassed?


Offline Dime

23 been punting for just over a year.

Offline Aspen

When I was in my late 50s I had no problem with my girlfriend at the time who was 25 years younger than me - one memorable time I managed several times in a night.  However, since that relationship finished I have had little (i.e. NO) practice until a couple of years ago when I started punting.  I am now feeling my age!  :(

It's very difficult getting started again after a long layoff.

I don't think you ever get back to what you were.
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Offline vt

Congratulations approaching 69 ok no jokes but need longer to prepare but still perform well personally prefer younger girls and no complaints  promised myself a lunchtime visit to The Pheonix Club but will test Cialis first-Seriously guys not built like a stallion will I feel embarrassed?

I've seen all shapes, ages & sizes at Phoenix...no-one bats an eyelid.

Back to the OP...I'm middle aged, but feeling a slow-down compared to my youth, still enjoy myself with young talent though...you're as old as (the girl) you feel!!  ;)

I'd like to think I'll still be potent at age 74...so kudos to HP for keeping it up!  :drinks:
« Last Edit: January 14, 2016, 09:04:52 AM by vt »

Offline cat1144

i'm nearly 42.
had my first punt about 10 years ago
was a very infrequent punter (maybe 2 a year) until recently

The realisation that I'm entering middle age and I won't live forever has made me a much more frequent punter recently.
I don't want to have regrets when I'm old, and my sex drive is still very high

I'm single and don't have to worry about the other half finding my hobby
As for relationships in civvie world.......I don't hold any great hope about finding a woman i would spend the next 30 or so years with anytime soon...and i'm certainly not going without in the meantime

i'm nearly 42.
had my first punt about 10 years ago
was a very infrequent punter (maybe 2 a year) until recently

The realisation that I'm entering middle age and I won't live forever has made me a much more frequent punter recently.
I don't want to have regrets when I'm old, and my sex drive is still very high

I'm single and don't have to worry about the other half finding my hobby
As for relationships in civvie world.......I don't hold any great hope about finding a woman i would spend the next 30 or so years with anytime soon...and i'm certainly not going without in the meantime
So that you won't feel the odd man out here, I won't say I'm twice your age but I am getting on.  I began punting about 18 months ago when I realised the same thing.  I used to enjoy sex and I don't want to lose that enjoyment.  Good luck to you :drinks:

So that you won't feel the odd man out here, I won't say I'm twice your age but I am getting on.  I began punting about 18 months ago when I realised the same thing.  I used to enjoy sex and I don't want to lose that enjoyment.  Good luck to you :drinks:

The 5th Musketeer and HP are a beacon of hope for us younger ones, well over 40 years left in the tank.

The 5th Musketeer and HP are a beacon of hope for us younger ones, well over 40 years left in the tank.
Thanks VW.  However, I wish I were 10 years younger and pursuing this!  But it all comes down to the right girl.

Offline cat1144

So that you won't feel the odd man out here, I won't say I'm twice your age but I am getting on.  I began punting about 18 months ago when I realised the same thing.  I used to enjoy sex and I don't want to lose that enjoyment.  Good luck to you :drinks:

thankyou sir  :hi:

Thanks VW.  However, I wish I were 10 years younger and pursuing this!  But it all comes down to the right girl.

Think its good at any age, just have to make sure it suits you.

Offline seward

All I can say is good on yer HP its fantastic at 74 your still punting and enjoying I'm only 62 and still going strong hope I can still punt when I get to your venerable age :yahoo:
PS looking at some of our ages it may start to look like gods waiting room :diablo:
« Last Edit: February 05, 2016, 10:54:34 PM by seward »

All I can say is good on yer HP its fantastic at 74 your still punting and enjoying I'm only 62 and still going strong hope I can still punt when I get to your venerable age :yahoo:
PS looking at some of our ages it may start to look like gods waiting room :diablo:
Thank goodness there's someone older than me!  :yahoo:

All I can say is good on yer HP its fantastic at 74 your still punting and enjoying I'm only 62 and still going strong hope I can still punt when I get to your venerable age :yahoo:
PS looking at some of our ages it may start to look like gods waiting room :diablo:

Not as strong as I was but the main thing is not to retire from work, as this keeps me busy and active. Also as self-employed some folks pay cash and so I can punt - yippee.

37 this year..

Started punting 12 years ago due to my caring responsibilities making it difficult to get involved in a relationship, No longer have those responsibilities but as my career has taken off and I'm running a business from home also meaning i don't have time to look for a partner, Punting is probably cheaper and less hassle barring the odd disaster!

Offline Monsieur69

68.
Next year I will be Monsieur69 aged 69.
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68.
Next year I will be Monsieur69 aged 69.

my biggest regret at 74 is that I am no longer 69. If I say this to the ladies it makes them laugh and get on with it!

Offline Happylad

Sorry to resurrect an old thread, but unfortunately I missed it at the time and it has only just been pointed out to me on another thread.

I suppose 75 isn`t bad really, but, as we used to say in my National Service days - get some service in laddy. It may well be that I haven`t the punting experience of the OP, as I only started out of loneliness a year or so after my wife died and after 50 years of very happy married life, but it has been a fairly steady 7 years or so of regular punting since then.

I am now 86, still punting regularly (although I stick to a regular who suits me down to the ground), I don`t need pills of any sort to get me up to speed and can go for an hour when I wish to. When I can  no longer do this on my own, then I can fall back on the little blue pills, and they should keep me at it for another few years, so all in all, and with a bit of luck, I expect to be interrupted `on the job` to be told the telegram has arrived from Her Majesty in 14 years time.


Offline Happylad

As one of the "elderly" I deffo have the prostate problem and associate wee issues. Bloody nuisance.  I do not use erectile tabs as a rule but have dabbled at times eg when in Thailand and 3x daily performance was required, or at party events.  I must say I did not notice any improvement in the wee department.  Biggest problem by far with the prostate is the tabs I HAVE to take for that - Finasteride and Tabphyn.  Nett result of those (Finasteride I think) is lack of cum.  Almost all the sensations of climax are there, but no ejaculation.  Ah well, you cant have everything I suppose.  There are some ladies who appreciate the lack of cum.

Step

I had the prostate problem 7 years ago - it got so bad that for 3 months I had a plastic tube inserted from my bladder to a bag on my leg, as a result of which I had a very monastic 3 months.  Then I had a prostatectomy - all the prostate except the shell was removed - which was completely successful from the point of urination, but when I asked the consultant about sex he said "You`ll be able to do it ok, but nothing will come out - you`ll have all the fun and no mess in the vagina".  That was true - I get all the sensations of orgasm but no emission for almost 7 years, but very recently I have noticed a slight emission on orgasm, and my doctor says the prostate is regenerating and will eventually need another prostatectomy. The last time I managed to save the emission on a slide and put it under the microscope, and low and behold, tadpoles - all as lively as crickets.


Offline Steptoe

I had the prostate problem 7 years ago - it got so bad that for 3 months I had a plastic tube inserted from my bladder to a bag on my leg, as a result of which I had a very monastic 3 months.  Then I had a prostatectomy - all the prostate except the shell was removed - which was completely successful from the point of urination, but when I asked the consultant about sex he said "You`ll be able to do it ok, but nothing will come out - you`ll have all the fun and no mess in the vagina".  That was true - I get all the sensations of orgasm but no emission for almost 7 years, but very recently I have noticed a slight emission on orgasm, and my doctor says the prostate is regenerating and will eventually need another prostatectomy. The last time I managed to save the emission on a slide and put it under the microscope, and low and behold, tadpoles - all as lively as crickets.

Interesting, very interesting
I have not had the op of course but doc always says "the time will come" when you believe you need it.  I guess that will be when the ability to pee fades significantly.  HL. will be interesting to know (eventually) whether the slight emission increases in time

Regards, Step

Offline Happylad

Interesting, very interesting
I have not had the op of course but doc always says "the time will come" when you believe you need it.  I guess that will be when the ability to pee fades significantly.  HL. will be interesting to know (eventually) whether the slight emission increases in time

Regards, Step

I have been assured that it will increase steadily as the prostate regenerates.  Unfortunately this apparently also means that after several years of not having to consider the consequences I am now once again at risk of sowing my live and active seed in all directions, and having to be a little more careful where it goes.

Offline itk

Sorry to resurrect an old thread, but unfortunately I missed it at the time and it has only just been pointed out to me on another thread.

I suppose 75 isn`t bad really, but, as we used to say in my National Service days - get some service in laddy. It may well be that I haven`t the punting experience of the OP, as I only started out of loneliness a year or so after my wife died and after 50 years of very happy married life, but it has been a fairly steady 7 years or so of regular punting since then.

I am now 86, still punting regularly (although I stick to a regular who suits me down to the ground), I don`t need pills of any sort to get me up to speed and can go for an hour when I wish to. When I can  no longer do this on my own, then I can fall back on the little blue pills, and they should keep me at it for another few years, so all in all, and with a bit of luck, I expect to be interrupted `on the job` to be told the telegram has arrived from Her Majesty in 14 years time.

I just hope I'm capable of punting at the age of 86.

Offline Ben4454


I feel jealous of all you punters who were around in the 80's. Personally I think women in the 1980's were hot and I wish i was there to punt. Might have to jump in a time machine
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Sorry to resurrect an old thread, but unfortunately I missed it at the time and it has only just been pointed out to me on another thread.

I suppose 75 isn`t bad really, but, as we used to say in my National Service days - get some service in laddy. It may well be that I haven`t the punting experience of the OP, as I only started out of loneliness a year or so after my wife died and after 50 years of very happy married life, but it has been a fairly steady 7 years or so of regular punting since then.

I am now 86, still punting regularly (although I stick to a regular who suits me down to the ground), I don`t need pills of any sort to get me up to speed and can go for an hour when I wish to. When I can  no longer do this on my own, then I can fall back on the little blue pills, and they should keep me at it for another few years, so all in all, and with a bit of luck, I expect to be interrupted `on the job` to be told the telegram has arrived from Her Majesty in 14 years time.

86 - hats off to you Sir! I only hope I'm still punting when I'm that age. Imagine fucking a 20 year old hottie when you're 86 - or older! :wacko: :wacko:

tcm


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