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Online Happylad

86 - hats off to you Sir! I only hope I'm still punting when I'm that age. Imagine fucking a 20 year old hottie when you're 86 - or older! :wacko: :wacko:

tcm

I can assure you, sir, that it feels bloody wonderful, and if you`re VERY patient you`ll one day find it so for yourself.

Offline toby2

I am 65 years old and have been punting since I retired 8 years ago. I did it a few times when I was much younger but it was only street girls or brothels then and I had a job where I would be sacked if found out. I have no intention of stopping my hobby but I need the help of the occasional blue pill. I find that I now tend to visit the same 3/4 girls rather than a different girl each week. I like the security/familiarity of regular girls. I do it, on average twice per week. 30min sessions. I tend to choose girls from about 23 to 40 years old. My preference is either EE or oriental girls chosen from aw. I think every punter would agree that aw has revolutionised punting. Thanks aw.
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Offline unclepokey

Where is Trouncer?
He's the oldest guy I know on the scene.
He won't thank me for saying so but, fuck me, if I had his libido at his age I'd be off the scale.

Uncle P

Offline superchamp

I am 65 years old and have been punting since I retired 8 years ago. I did it a few times when I was much younger but it was only street girls or brothels then and I had a job where I would be sacked if found out. I have no intention of stopping my hobby but I need the help of the occasional blue pill. I find that I now tend to visit the same 3/4 girls rather than a different girl each week. I like the security/familiarity of regular girls. I do it, on average twice per week. 30min sessions. I tend to choose girls from about 23 to 40 years old. My preference is either EE or oriental girls chosen from aw. I think every punter would agree that aw has revolutionised punting. Thanks aw.

Do your friends all say "Toby always looks so happy, always has a smile on his face. I wonder what his secret is?"   :)

Offline Steptoe

I have been assured that it will increase steadily as the prostate regenerates.  Unfortunately this apparently also means that after several years of not having to consider the consequences I am now once again at risk of sowing my live and active seed in all directions, and having to be a little more careful where it goes.

Ah yes, but I had "the snip" some 20 years ago so I would not have to worry on that score

Step

Offline faggins

Wrong side of 45, right side of 50...

1st punt was aged 16 in the "Ace Massage Parlour" (King's Road?). Much money, occasional self-loathing and huge fun since then.

Well, to give us all hope, one of my regular WGs told me about a client of hers who is 89! He travels some distance every 2 weeks to see her, and he sees another girl the other weeks! (She was trying to reassure me that there is hope for my punting future and I'm still in my fifties). Much respect to you, sir...


I am 74, am I the oldest punter on here?

What are  the pleasures of pensioner punting? (I am a pensioner but still working, and the works still work also.)
What are the problems for older punters?
What are the fun or silly moments of us seniors?

HP

Legend.

Well, to give us all hope, one of my regular WGs told me about a client of hers who is 89! He travels some distance every 2 weeks to see her, and he sees another girl the other weeks! (She was trying to reassure me that there is hope for my punting future and I'm still in my fifties). Much respect to you, sir...

I am 80. I see a girl of 20 about once a week. But a girl I used to see told me she has a regular who is 90.


Will be 61 in a couple of weeks. Only started this game 3 years ago after Mrs DD passed away. Missed the sex but didn't want another "relationship". Works for me so far.

Offline Maltese

50 in june. I can't believe it. I hope i'll still be punting when i am in my 70s

Sorry to resurrect an old thread, but unfortunately I missed it at the time and it has only just been pointed out to me on another thread.

I suppose 75 isn`t bad really, but, as we used to say in my National Service days - get some service in laddy. It may well be that I haven`t the punting experience of the OP, as I only started out of loneliness a year or so after my wife died and after 50 years of very happy married life, but it has been a fairly steady 7 years or so of regular punting since then.

I am now 86, still punting regularly (although I stick to a regular who suits me down to the ground), I don`t need pills of any sort to get me up to speed and can go for an hour when I wish to. When I can  no longer do this on my own, then I can fall back on the little blue pills, and they should keep me at it for another few years, so all in all, and with a bit of luck, I expect to be interrupted `on the job` to be told the telegram has arrived from Her Majesty in 14 years time.

Kudos to you Sir!!   I remember back in 2009/10 I went to a 'Sacred Rose' (a sort of precursor of LMP)  Party at their then place in Earls Court...and met a guy who told me his next birthday was 80.....not you by any chance???

I can assure you, sir, that it feels bloody wonderful, and if you`re VERY patient you`ll one day find it so for yourself.

I doubt I'll make 86. I hope you make a 100 and celebrate with a REALLY BIG PUNT! We'd form a punters guard of honour as you make your way in.

tcm


I turn 40 next year, started punting when I was 24.  This thread has given me great hope that I will be punting when I am a pensioner.

Offline Plan R

Wrong side of 45, right side of 50...

In that category too - this thread is inspirational !  :drinks:

Offline MrMatrix

In that category too - this thread is inspirational !  :drinks:
Certainly is. As for Happy Lad- Blimey what a hero 86 and still going strong.  :hi:

Offline Steve2

Where is Trouncer?
He's the oldest guy I know on the scene.
He won't thank me for saying so but, fuck me, if I had his libido at his age I'd be off the scale.

Uncle P

I with you on that Uncle  :drinks:

Great to read of so many punting pensioners,makes me feel very young being a few years south of 40! :drinks:

I'm just the wrong side of 60, been punting on and off for 40 years but am now only an occasional punter. I like to be able to tick off the few remaining fantasies on my list (beautiful oriental and ebony girls being high up there) but since I also like to combine with filming it isn't easy to find the right WGs.


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